(You must sing this out loud to get the full effect, you can't just read it in your head. Enjoy)
I bought 4 big containers of Old Fashioned Quaker Oats the other day
Yes you know PDaggers wouldn't have it any other wayyyy
OATS make me smile in a whole new way
Yes OATS, you have changed my life since the very first dayyyy!!!!
Oh hold me OATS, till the early dawn
Oh I need you OATS till the whole damn container is gone
(repeat 2x)
(wicked guitar solo part1)
But I must ask you, who is this man on the Quaker Oats Container?
Is he just some fat old smelly Quaker?
Oh no, no this can not be!
He is the one who showed the power of OATS to me!!!
For this I owe him my life!
Ya Quaker OATS man, OATS are your LIFE!!!
Oh hold me OATS, till the early dawn
Oh I need you OATS till the whole damn container is gone
(repeat 2x)
(wicked guitar solo part2)
(Break it down!)
Ya OATS, where have you gone?
Oh no OATS, its been too long!
Back to the local store I must go!
I need to buy some more OATS!!! WOAHWOAHWOAH!!!!!!
(screaming, guitars dueling)
WOAHWOAHWOAH!!!!
OATS YA!!! OATS YA!!!
OH OH OH OH!!!!
YA OATS YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT!!!
YA OATS RIGHT THERE!!!
OH YA OATS!!!! OH YA OH YA!!!
WOOOOOAAAAAHHH OATSSSSSSSSSSssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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