If you were to walk in a Chinese takeaway, what would be your ideal order?

[robreynolds1234]

Mine:

Steamed chicken dumplings with a sauce
Egg fried rice
Dried chicken manchurian
Dried chicken chilli

[BalognaNbeans]

Kung Pao

George likes his chicken spicy

[Redfish225]

The mom

[x-trainer ben]

The mom

1. correct
2. Singapore Noodle

[SuperHercules]

Do any of them have big asses?

[BrooksKoepka]

Indian detected

[theraskal]

if doing Take-Out my ideal order is probably:

some kind of ROAST DUCK which I will take home and enjoy with a glass of scotch! Preferably a smoky roast duck but mostly just so long as it's moist, juicy, and roasted to perfection

[mchabs]

General Tso's
Beef and Broccoli
Wonton Soup
Chicken Teriyaki Skewers
Crab Rangoon
Eggrolls

[Fang2]

Fried rice, egg drop soup

[Unstumpable]

Mongolian beef and broccoli, fried dumplings, egg rolls, crab rangoon.

[DolphinPilot]

Nobody likes sesame chicken?

Id order sesame chicken.

[Xgamer791]

Orange chicken
Steamed rice
Two egg rolls

[robreynolds1234]

Orange chicken
Steamed rice
Two egg rolls

Yeah orange chicken is cool, was my favorite at some time....but I'd still go for spices over sweet.

[wasp9166]

Szechaun chicken

Steamed dumplings

[theory816]

Chicken fried rice or Ramen noodle combo.

[FrankGrimesJr]

Shrimp and scrambled egg chow fun
Seafood pan fried noodles (HK style)
Dry scallop fried rice with egg white
Glazed walnut shrimp
Pea sprouts with garlic
Bitter melon with beef
Chinese broccoli with oyster sauce
Shark fin soup
Salt and pepper fried pork chops
Sweet and sour pork
Crispy roast pork
Mongolian beef
Roast Duck
Salted egg yolk dugeoness crab

[baldbrah]

General Tso takeout

Grilled shrimp with yum yum sauce hibachi

[JustiNtense]

General Tso chicken and fried rice always

[N0rds]

Found the Britfæg

[1WayTrainRides]

I usually order sesame chicken but it’s a meal that is hit/miss. One place might have it tangy and a little spicy but another will serve it like it’s been deep fried in sugar with no spice at all and tastes gross.

[blindsideflank]

Some sort of beef dish with black bean sauce

Or the standard
Chicken chow mein, sweet and sour pork, plus something else.


Ideal dish is bulgogi but it's Korean.

[rollerballz]

The mom

1. correct
2. Singapore Noodle

Notice how it's always the monkey NIIGGERS that make everything sexual but we can't do the same back at your race because NO ONE WANTS to fukk a Gorilla Sheboon NIIGGER Shaniqua

[miscinbro]

Crispy skin pork
Roast duck
Fish in black bean sauce
Xiao long bao
Anything with “numbing pepper”

- this requires legit places to order from though

[robreynolds1234]

Shrimp and scrambled egg chow fun
Seafood pan fried noodles (HK style)
Dry scallop fried rice with egg white
Glazed walnut shrimp
Pea sprouts with garlic
Bitter melon with beef
Chinese broccoli with oyster sauce
Shark fin soup
Salt and pepper fried pork chops
Sweet and sour pork
Crispy roast pork
Mongolian beef
Roast Duck
Salted egg yolk dugeoness crab

That's a big list, you sure you can eat that in one meal..or that's an order for 3 days food?

[LargePeter]

Watched a video on how those kunts use some powdered chit and cooking methods to make the beef bigger and softer so beef is out
I don't trust people cooking chicken for me
The use chit quality pork

I'm down to seafood

Fuk this, I'm going to a steak joint

[Tanerian]

General Tso's with fried rice, extra hot.
4 Egg Rolls
Sweet n Sour chicken with side of white rice.

Extra packets of soy sauce.


Every time.

[vulgoo]

Sweet and sour pork the goat