Man I gotta stop going to these. It's an awful feeling. All I do is misc and whoremax. I can't talk to normies. :/
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12-26-2023, 03:46 AM #1
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12-26-2023, 03:48 AM #2
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12-26-2023, 03:54 AM #3
You mean Auntie Gertrude wouldn't want to hear about your escapades eating the arsehole of a big booty latina hooker?
Maybe she would engage in a long-winded 'back in my day....' about how she took male prostitute shaft up the wazoo, which might help you two bond over common interests?*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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12-26-2023, 05:05 AM #4
Omg
Are you me?
So…how’s your job?
“Oh thanks for asking, I almost died from alcoholism in my 20’s and again in my 30’s, am broke, will never have a house or a family, and have no friends. And my job sucks. I have crippling anxiety and depression and my brain has been broken since birth. Is that what you wanted to know?”
I actually hate going to these fukin things so much and always get anxiety and feel sick and my body tenses up. I know they my family hates me and they probably feel bad being around me too. They’re just inviting me out of guilt or because they feel like they have to. I don’t even care anymore if I don’t get invited to stuff I only want to lay in bed anyway.
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12-26-2023, 05:30 AM #5
I just don't care to explain myself and what I do to the types of people at those events.
So generally I start by explaining the relationship between barometric pressure and incoming storm fronts on musky behavior and activity, and what types of structure I'd expect the fish to be on in the different scenarios. I then go into bait selection and presentation until their eyes glaze over and I can end the convo and be free of them and start enjoying myself, because they were never going to understand or care anyway.See BrianDaMans sig.
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12-26-2023, 05:31 AM #6
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12-26-2023, 05:46 AM #7
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12-26-2023, 06:10 AM #8
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12-26-2023, 06:25 AM #9
Or give them a link to this thread. lol
For everyone - if you don't have interesting things to talk about with normies then you should reevaluate your life. The problem isn't your family, it's just one of the few occasions when this point is driven home.
Get some wholesome but interesting hobbies. Challenge yourself, putting yourself in uncomfortable situations (i.e. sky diving, jiu jitsu, boxing, etc)6'5" 210 lbs, 10.9% body fat
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12-26-2023, 06:35 AM #10
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12-26-2023, 06:43 AM #12
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12-26-2023, 06:50 AM #13
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12-26-2023, 06:59 AM #14
Tell them about your recent whore date
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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12-26-2023, 07:00 AM #15
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12-26-2023, 07:01 AM #16
I don't know why this is the default topic for everyone. How cucked are we all that this is the go-to question at these gatherings? I don't want to have anything to do with my job. The last thing I want to do.... the absolute f*cking last thing I want to do..... is talk about it when I'm not there.
It's awful. There's seriously no escape."One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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12-26-2023, 07:32 AM #17
OP, consider yourself lucky if that's the worst of it. Everyone on my dad's side of the family is completely obsessed with marriage & kids. Completely obsessed! Its all they ever talk about. Their marriage & children. There's so many kids running around, most of them I don't even know their names. Understand, its very female-dominated on that side of the family. As far as blood relatives go, there are about three gals for every one guy. So I guess it makes sense. That whole obsession. And since I'm the only grandchild (of 10) who's never been married and has no kids, family gatherings will occasionally turn into a full blown intervention for me. I'll makes jokes and stuff in hopes of entertaining myself or lightening the mood, but everyone will just stare at me like I'm lighting up a rock of crack or something.
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12-26-2023, 11:20 AM #18
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12-26-2023, 11:27 AM #20
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12-26-2023, 12:00 PM #21
Miscer at a family gathering
Relative: So what have you been up to?
(Miscer thinking of a topic he can reply with)
(porn - no)
(video games - no)
(gay indian forum - no)
(unemployment - no)
(recently acquired Gonorrhea - no)
(stole sister underpants - no)
Miscer replies: Not much. How about you?6'5" 210 lbs, 10.9% body fat
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12-26-2023, 12:02 PM #22
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12-26-2023, 12:09 PM #24
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12-26-2023, 12:11 PM #25
Why not just bring up a topic here on the MISC to talk about.
"How's work?"
-Interesting you should ask, I was just discussing with some friends how Pizza Hut has layed off.." (topic on main page)
"What have you been up to in your spare time"
-the other day I was online and came across a disturbing YT channel of drones harassing bums
Just use MISC as your discussion topics
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12-26-2023, 12:15 PM #26
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12-26-2023, 12:51 PM #29
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12-26-2023, 12:51 PM #30
People love to talk about themselves, so just give a simple reply and start acting like you are interested in what they have to say. Ask them the questions. This will also be good practice for dates. Girls LOVE to talk about themselves and vent (since they don't handle conflict well - ie, "This girl at work is such a biatch. Can you believe that she asked me when this report was going to be finished?")
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