Vegetable-themed hair seems in. From broccolis to mushroom-tops, it seems all the rage with gen z. The other day at a shop I saw some goofy looking 19 year old zoomer with literally a dick on his head, just walking around all thin and gangly and anemic and confused looking. Looked like a gigantic walking fuking schlong. Buddy was nick carter-maxxing from the mid 90s.
I fully understand that the mullet was a special time and it's real fuking ugly, but there's a sort of charm to it in a way. Especially in Canada, that's our hockey hair. But shaving the side of your head and perming your hair on top so it looks like a gigantic pile of frizzy pubes live on your head or getting the barber to shape a big fuking mushroom tip on your dome is something else entirely.
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12-13-2023, 09:40 AM #1Nukem
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Saw a dude rocking a mushroom cut recently. New zoomer cut along with broccoli?
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12-13-2023, 09:44 AM #2Registered User
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His head?
HIS head?
Did you just fkn assume its gender?
Thats the fkn problem with you boomers you judge too quick and youre FKN racist.
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12-13-2023, 09:54 AM #3Nukem
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Wow, you're absolutely right. Should I apply for some more EDI sensitivity training?Originally Posted by Getter_done
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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12-13-2023, 09:58 AM #4Banned
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How dare you assume he wanted to look like a dick and not like Angela Merkel.
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12-13-2023, 09:58 AM #5Registered User
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Yes, and hopefully some estrogen too and dye ur hair purple please and thank you ma'am.Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
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12-13-2023, 09:59 AM #6Interlinked
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****ing head dick
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12-13-2023, 09:59 AM #7Banned
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Originally Posted by Getter_done
Whoa
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12-13-2023, 10:02 AM #8Nukem
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Maybe insert a second dildo firmly up my back hole?Originally Posted by Getter_done
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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12-13-2023, 10:15 AM #9Offal
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Going in for a haircut next week
Haven’t had one since I shaved my head last spring
Prolly gonna tell them to make me look like Mel Gibson in lethal weapon 1 tho.
Idk about asking for a veggie cut“Man’s image of the nature of man is not only a matter for objective inquiry; it is and has always been a prime instrument of social and political control. He who moulds that image does so with enormous consequences for the society in which he lives.”
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12-13-2023, 10:17 AM #101:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
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think that means he sucks tranny cocks but i could be wrong
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12-13-2023, 10:22 AM #11Registered User
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Indeed sireOriginally Posted by GarfieldTheCat
I love ur commitment, recommending you to trudeau immediately.Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
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12-13-2023, 10:35 AM #12Nukem
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Ask for a broccoli and post pics here srs.Originally Posted by Duckliver
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
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12-13-2023, 02:19 PM #13staunch
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I think they call them Edgars.
...You're half a world away.. but in my mind I whisper every single word you say...
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12-13-2023, 02:48 PM #14отличнo!
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Yep, beat me to it. Its mainly a latino/mexican thing, but I've seen white kids with it too.Originally Posted by LaBellaVita1
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12-14-2023, 09:08 AM #15Nukem
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Always just called them dickheads. Very big in the 90s on white kids.Originally Posted by Maestro
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*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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12-14-2023, 09:10 AM #16CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Like this??
Aka DEMENTIACHAD
Aka ALZHEIMERCHAD
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12-14-2023, 09:11 AM #17
are bowl cuts coming back like mom jeans, mullets, and mustaches now?
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12-14-2023, 09:29 AM #18Biggest loads in the NW
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If he was Asian it doesn’t count
Fobs have been rocking the mushroom cut for at least five or six years
Edit:
Oh yeah this tooOriginally Posted by LaBellaVita1
Big part of Mexican culture to have a haircut that makes you look like a fukking retardLast edited by IlChosenOne; 12-14-2023 at 01:15 PM.
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12-14-2023, 10:17 AM #19Nukem
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History truly repeats itself!Originally Posted by Retoaded
You forgot the no homo tag, brah.Originally Posted by RICHSTRONG
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In b4 ban......or approval from homosex mod?*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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