The Funniest Thing I Can Think Of

[Ratfish]

is having a gal over

and then getting a text

and telling her, "hey uh, you gotta clear out, i have a gal coming over"

has any miscer done this irl or at least are they able to convincingly fraud about it for my benefit

[JustiNtense]

Just tell them that you had filed for extended car warranty, but there was an issue with the paperwork and you have to go in and resign and today happens to be the deadline. Works every time.

[Ratfish]

Just tell them that you had filed for extended car warranty, but there was an issue with the paperwork and you have to go in and resign and today happens to be the deadline. Works every time.

wait, how does this insult them



Invited fuarkbud over and sent this to another gal

Gonna see if I can pull off the OP tonight srs

(obv rinsed fk u)

also sliding into redraider's DMs for the degen trifecta

[Getter_done]

You fooking whore!

[Ratfish]

You fooking whore!

tfw you're eating cold raviolis out of the can in your living room and you realize that life is meaningless and also finite because you had a head ct scan recently and will likely get killed by a brain tumor

[proudmanlet]

funniest thing I can think of is op getting a gal to come over

[Ratfish]

funniest thing I can think of is op getting a gal to come over

guys with big dicks don't cut down their brothers

hmmm

interesting

[Getter_done]

tfw you're eating cold raviolis out of the can in your living room and you realize that life is meaningless and also finite because you had a head ct scan recently and will likely get killed by a brain tumor

Bro youre scaring me.

[digital022]

make it a tik tok srs

[Ratfish]

make it a tik tok srs

xy chromo so can't (no chromo)