Was looking for some last minute gift ideas and clicked on a site(not gonna link it here but it was a GQ list of 97 items). One of the first suggestions is a vibrating butt plug/prostate massager. Though to myself “wtf”…but kept going. A few spots down, a coloring book full of nothing but d!cks. Gave them one more chance and saw a “mold your d!ck” kit. Those were all in the first 12 suggestions and I have no idea what was below that. So basically there’s gonna be some poor guy out there pressured into sitting on a buttplug coloring d!cks in his coloring book while his wife pleasures herself with a dildo. Once again clown world is going hard in the paint.
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Thread: Wtf at this gift list for men
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12-20-2021, 09:39 AM #1based on actual events
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Wtf at this gift list for men
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12-20-2021, 09:40 AM #2Registered User
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Where I grew up you’d legit get killed for presenting a gift like that, as you should be.
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12-20-2021, 09:41 AM #3Registered User
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So which one are you getting me op?
See BrianDaMans sig.
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12-20-2021, 09:43 AM #4Quadzilla
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The butt plug for youOriginally Posted by Hutrapper
Worst jew in the world.
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12-20-2021, 09:46 AM #5based on actual events
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Combining all three to get you a vibrating butt plug molded from my own dink and colored by me personally(no homo)Originally Posted by Hutrapper
+positive crew+
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12-20-2021, 10:03 AM #6Cellphone elitist
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Don't take everything so seriously. Who gives a fuk
535 deadlift.
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12-20-2021, 10:06 AM #7Registered User
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Says the phaģģot.Originally Posted by MrAWatts
The poster a few posts up is correct.
When men were men, and not soylent drinking cucks, you would be killed for even suggested a gift like this for a man.
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12-20-2021, 10:07 AM #8KrackerJackeds alt
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Well, there’s a mental imagine I didn’t need today. Thanks op.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
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12-20-2021, 10:23 AM #9Lifetime Member
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Do you have a link? asking for a friend.
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12-20-2021, 10:26 AM #10Registered User
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Probably written by a gay dude for gay dudes
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12-20-2021, 10:28 AM #11MegaManlet
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You gave them 2 more chances after prostate massager?
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12-20-2021, 10:33 AM #12Registered User
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I saw something recommending a thrusting dildo for couples. Not sure I get the logic there. So this thing is vibrating and thrusting...wtf am I supposed to do to add to this "couples" sex toy?
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12-20-2021, 10:35 AM #13based on actual events
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Perfect for the guy who wants to get cucked but is scared to leave his house or have anyone over during covid.Originally Posted by jimbone21
+positive crew+
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-all things in moderation, even political views crew
-support local farms crew
-try to do at least one good deed/day crew
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12-20-2021, 10:35 AM #14Platinum User
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Closest thing I can find - why no link op? TBH it looks pretty normal.
https://www.gq.com/gallery/best-gift-ideas-for-menA million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
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12-20-2021, 10:39 AM #15based on actual events
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Didn’t want to give them more clicks but here ya goOriginally Posted by seanb1979
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/galler...-men-christmas+positive crew+
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12-20-2021, 11:23 AM #16Platinum User
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It's in the UK op, of course it's going to be more gayed up for them lolOriginally Posted by jtaylor2010
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
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12-20-2021, 11:43 AM #17Registered User
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What did expect from GQ? A quick google search reveals that this guy is the editor.
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12-20-2021, 11:45 AM #18Lolol that thing is massiveOriginally Posted by jtaylor2010
Damn
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12-20-2021, 11:52 AM #19Registered User
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-Sees vibrating butt plug as the first option
-KEEPS READINGWould kick em in the nuts
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12-20-2021, 11:58 AM #20Registered User
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Originally Posted by jtaylor2010
[QUOTE=ClivesTriceps;1652866333]The butt plug for you[/QUOTE
Well at least I'm finally looking forward to Christmas nowSee BrianDaMans sig.
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12-20-2021, 12:00 PM #21Registered User
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GQ-Ghey-Kweer in the NWO.Originally Posted by propreffered7
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12-20-2021, 12:07 PM #22Stay safe bros
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Lmao @ UK
The US version isn’t as ghey (surprisingly)
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/galler...-christmas/ampWe’re all gonna make it.
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12-20-2021, 12:08 PM #23Age 63
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What did you expect to see on Grindr OP?
And I noticed OP forgot to say no homoOriginally Posted by Antoine99
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12-20-2021, 12:16 PM #24My pronouns are Bro/Brah
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looks like a buncha chit for beta homo males
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12-20-2021, 12:18 PM #25Registered Usurper
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Meanwhile China bans depictions of sissy men in all their media. Surely this will end well.
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12-20-2021, 12:19 PM #26Registered User
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NYpat Xmas wishlist
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12-20-2021, 12:26 PM #27Registered User
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kicked GQ and Esquire to the curb over a year ago and I am much better because of it. Those sites are WHACK now.
by appointment only
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12-20-2021, 12:32 PM #28Registered Elephant
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If you can't see that this is the Judeo-Marxist agenda at work I've got some bad news for you. They're targeting straight men now and trying to normalize ass play which used to be taboo and the peak of degeneracy.Originally Posted by MrAWatts
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12-20-2021, 12:46 PM #29Registered User
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A coloring book full of dicks would be a pretty good joke gift.
I'm sure a good 51% of miscers would love it. The rest would just laugh.I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.
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12-20-2021, 12:48 PM #30
i want a cock coloring book srs.
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