Best Place to Dispose of a Body?

[21Classic]

This is for fun...FBI, because I know youre such avid miscrs.



Scenario:

Keep in mind - you ARE a suspect when you are still in possession of the body.
Cops will be looking at your driving records, boat, traffic cameras, expenses, etc.

Person was a serial killer (basically you are Dexter)

Starting location - Your house, average suburbs.


1. Desert -
Body will take a very long time to decompose
Lots of random sport shooters, off road enthusiasts in random areas
Further you go out, more suspicious it looks if caught
Digging in desert soil is very difficult
Easy to spot disturbed earth from helicopter given no shrubbage
*** Most dump options. Can bury right next to vehicle, no carrying.

2. Swamp -
Will need to go deep to make it worth it. Tough trekking while carrying body
Personal danger given alligators and snakes if you go deep enough
Further you go out, more suspicious it looks if caught
Might encounter other people with bodies
To get to a swamp, youll need to go to Florida or Nawlins, which makes this the longest drive
*** If hidden well, extremely difficult to find. + Gators can help.

3. Mountains -
Very tough trekking.
Will be most exposed to physically carrying body of all options. Might run into people.
Very tough digging. Will be lots of rock near surface
Further you go out, more suspicious it looks if caught
*** Trees and terrain make it extremely difficult to search from air or foot

4. Ocean -
Will need to go very deep to make it count
Must properly weigh it down or else itll wash to shore eventually
Will not decompose for a very long time
Must load body at night given public dock, very suspicious if seen at dock at night (given you are a suspect)
*** If done right, pretty much ace. Lots of unique concerns tho.

5. In City - (construction site, 50 yard line, trash compactor, etc.)
Highest odds of being spotted, especially by cameras
***If done right, another ace because you dont ever expose yourself to the "driving far" risk

[ScandiPhag]

second page of google search

[WSG1]

Whatever eminem did in that bonnie and clyde song

[jasonjb]

[tokelift]

[GhastDagger]

dude why all that bull****?
just make it look like an accident or suicide.

[Archangel_Lost]

was reading yesterday about how the challenger shuttle exploded and how they were conscious in the crew compartment the whole way down until they smashed into the ocean... and 6 weeks after the crash the bodies were almost liquified and unidentifiable by the salt water and ocean scavengers.

[SpongebobBrahh]

The graveyard OP.
Me and my boss thought we killed the health inspector once. We thought he was an imposter trying to get free food from my restaurant. So we fed him a bad hamburger and we thought it killed him.

[21Classic]

was reading yesterday about how the challenger shuttle exploded and how they were conscious in the crew compartment the whole way down until they smashed into the ocean... and 6 weeks after the crash the bodies were almost liquified and unidentifiable by the salt water and ocean scavengers.

Dude I read about that. Its horrifying. They said the pilot fought it all the way down.

awful

[pUniCepts]

second page of google search

haha. came in to post second page of misc

[jasonjb]

The graveyard OP.
Me and my boss thought we killed the health inspector once. We thought he was an imposter trying to get free food from my restaurant. So we fed him a bad hamburger and we thought it killed him.

aware

[bezarker]

https://youtu.be/CyEBXTL1Y3U

[Poptartgainz]

Op is ted bundy

[ThisIsMyAlias]

Desert soil is called sand, how is it hard to dig in sand, children build sand castles in sand because it's easy to dig in, you're a phucking idiot OP

[sices]

We gon be on tv.

Hi mom!

[jbball92]

The graveyard OP.
Me and my boss thought we killed the health inspector once. We thought he was an imposter trying to get free food from my restaurant. So we fed him a bad hamburger and we thought it killed him.

aware

fukking lol.

[Nicklol]

Lmfao

[PeterDINK]

Plastic tub, sulfuric acid, water, put body in tub and store for 3-4 weeks, pour body goop down sewer drain (no ice pick brah)

[Archangel_Lost]

Dude I read about that. Its horrifying. They said the pilot fought it all the way down.

awful

he was definitely aware. the controls were made so that you had to manually switch them (like a manual transmission by sliding over before moving up) and they were out of the launch sequence and seemed like he was trying to (impossibly) restore power. Also like 3 out of 4 of the oxygen mask things they could find were deployed, and the hull showed no signs of being breached from what they could find which would've resulted in rapid loss of consciousness... so that almost 3 minutes of freefall


das not it

[Griggz]

Being that I live in Louisiana- a swamp. Hell, there are gators in the swamp that they have at my university.

[maouam]

Chop into pieces, feed to pigs.

[21Classic]

he was definitely aware. the controls were made so that you had to manually switch them (like a manual transmission by sliding over before moving up) and they were out of the launch sequence and seemed like he was trying to (impossibly) restore power. Also like 3 out of 4 of the oxygen mask things they could find were deployed, and the hull showed no signs of being breached from what they could find which would've resulted in rapid loss of consciousness... so that almost 3 minutes of freefall


das not it

When you watch the vid, you can see the pod intact fly off and then plummet.

Im not posting it. I laugh at fukd up shiit, but this genuinely bothered me.

[Woogiefied]

https://youtu.be/CyEBXTL1Y3U

Came in to post pigs. Good job

[MantissToboggan]

Eat it. Alive.

It's the perfect crime.

[WrinklyGrandma]

Pour cement over the body so it's in a block of cement but has small holes leading to the body.
Dump it in the ocean, lake, or any big body of water. Holes will let bacteria and fish nibble away at the body.

[Way2Cold]

If i dumped him in the ocean I'd stuff his body full of chit that sharks eat
if the swamp stuff that alligators eat it's pretty simple
if it was in the city I'd stuff him full of KFC



























lmao not srs

[21Classic]

Pour cement over the body so it's in a block of cement but has small holes leading to the body.
Dump it in the ocean, lake, or any big body of water. Holes will let bacteria and fish nibble away at the body.

could be but youre leaving too much out:

Go to home depot, pickup a couple bags of cement, maybe a wheel barrow since not everyone owns one. Do an operation like that in your backyard knowing cops are aware of you?

Then gotta lift the thing, prob weighs a ton. Go to dock, at night, dont get caught. Basically all docks are heavily camera'd. Cops "Whyd you go boating at midnight?"

[OneManArmy13]

Wouldn't a fire be the best way lol

If you can hide the smell anyway


@fbI not a killer...don't track me

[WrinklyGrandma]

could be but youre leaving too much out:

Go to home depot, pickup a couple bags of cement, maybe a wheel barrow since not everyone owns one. Do an operation like that in your backyard knowing cops are aware of you?

Then gotta lift the thing, prob weighs a ton. Go to dock, at night, dont get caught. Cops "Whyd you go boating at midnight?"

All you need is a big cardboard box, some pvc pipes for the holes, cement, a bucket for mixing, a dolly, and a canoe.
You could just go to a small lake somewhere that's in the boonies where no one's around.

If you wanna make it decompose faster, maybe put the body in a smaller cardboard box with tubes leading into it so there's more surface area for the fishies.

[stekcor]

dexter used the continental drift in the ocean when he disposed of bodies