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04-08-2015, 01:46 PM #1Registered User
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"I wish your profile didnt say "No Hookups"" v. Tinder Trick
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04-08-2015, 01:47 PM #2Registered User
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The girls that say **** like that are always the first to swallow a strangers load.
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04-08-2015, 01:49 PM #3CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Strong post to username correlation n' allthatOriginally Posted by MassiveLoads420
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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04-08-2015, 01:51 PM #4Registered User
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04-08-2015, 01:52 PM #5I'll start lifting later.
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Lol'd it's so true. The girls most adamant about not hooking up, are the ones most down to hook up.
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04-08-2015, 01:54 PM #6Registered User
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you forgot the disclaimer
this only works if you're a 7.5 or higher, as with everything else
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04-08-2015, 01:54 PM #7CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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Was gonna ask for proof Alfa but then i saw your battery power and knew you weren't fraudin.
[size=350]I am Gen X Fukers![/size]
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04-08-2015, 01:55 PM #8Registered User
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Originally Posted by RICHSTRONG
hahah u cheeky kuntMisces and Lifts Crew
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04-08-2015, 01:57 PM #9I'll start lifting later.
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Did you just make this pickup line up?
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04-08-2015, 01:59 PM #10Registered User
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sloots gonna sloot. she´s a filthy whore, i can tell by her name, same as my ex´s....Originally Posted by AlfaAzfuk
- Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
- You can´t have both feet at the ground and kick ass at the same time.
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04-08-2015, 02:00 PM #11Resident Nice Guy
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Way too true. WAY TOO TRUE!Originally Posted by tential
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04-08-2015, 02:01 PM #12Registered User
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honestly why do these threads always have poverty battery life
what is this phenomenonLook, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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04-08-2015, 02:02 PM #13
this is gold op srs
"Till the Jedi turn again don't against at what cost your good person don't do this I am going to protect you...
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04-08-2015, 02:06 PM #14Registered Sex Offender
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Tinder destroys battery life and dataOriginally Posted by awwchit
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last, in the ripeness of instinct and discretion, it can be safely exchanged for fidelity and happiness
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04-08-2015, 02:06 PM #15Registered User
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04-08-2015, 02:06 PM #16Resident Nice Guy
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lol'd @ Richstrong comment.
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04-08-2015, 02:06 PM #17Registered User
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yea, it just came to me like an hr ago lofl. fukin genius right?Originally Posted by tential
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04-08-2015, 02:11 PM #18I'll start lifting later.
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Ya it's really good. Miscers come up with some great pickup lines. Then other forums steal em.Originally Posted by AlfaAzfuk
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04-08-2015, 02:15 PM #19Registered User
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Awesome job op (srs)
Really brings out the sloot in them.... quickly
Shortly after they express how they are OK with it.... you need to close quickly
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04-08-2015, 02:17 PM #20Not yet.
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LOOL wtf richstrong reply inb4 chick goes NC
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04-08-2015, 02:19 PM #21Registered User
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04-08-2015, 02:20 PM #22Registered User
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Originally Posted by AlfaAzfuk
fkkn deadddddddddddddddd. repped, would rep with beer and quest bar IRL.
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04-08-2015, 02:23 PM #23Registered User
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this chick seriously just type all that out?
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04-08-2015, 02:26 PM #24Registered User
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Originally Posted by AlfaAzfuk
Tell her; "The teal has never been so deer"
tl;dr
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04-08-2015, 02:27 PM #25Registered User
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Lol, here let me pretend to not be a Sloot by typing all this dumb chit.Originally Posted by AlfaAzfuk
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04-08-2015, 02:27 PM #26❚█══█❚
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"Did not fuking read"Originally Posted by AlfaAzfuk
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04-08-2015, 02:29 PM #27ESTJ Sentinel
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lmao. You are finally red. Start posting FA thrreads now.Originally Posted by MassiveLoads420
I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.
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04-08-2015, 02:29 PM #28
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"cliffs?"
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04-08-2015, 02:30 PM #29I'll start lifting later.
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To cliff it for you guys:
-I want to phuck you I just want to talk first and make it seem like I'm not a sloot.
-I'm going to be nice, but don't think I'm catching feelings, until I actually do catch feelings.
Lol... you can tell she's down for it by the amount of mental justification she needed to do.
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04-08-2015, 02:32 PM #30Registered User
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Strong wall of text, still a sloot.
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