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09-19-2014, 01:12 AM #1Registered User
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Pulled home and fuk'd semi-whale, now she's passed out in my single bed, wat do?
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09-19-2014, 01:12 AM #2Registered User
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Do some whale watching!
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09-19-2014, 01:13 AM #3gain goblin
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Aw fuk pour gasoline on those sheets and get a match...
not serious but groce. i squirm when i see that disgusting fetal position and clinging to your blanketsI was a wimp before Anchor arms. Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me.
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09-19-2014, 01:14 AM #4Registered User
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need misc hat
spoon or somethin op
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09-19-2014, 01:14 AM #5..Team Bring It..
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Semi whale? That's a beluga OP.
"All I care about is being the absolute best." - The Rock
"I Will Not Be Outworked. Period. You might have more talent than me, you might be smarter than me, you might be sexier than me, you might be all of those things. You got it on me in nine categories. But, if we get on the treadmill together, there's two things: You're getting of first, or I'm gonna die. It's really that simple."- Will Smith
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09-19-2014, 01:14 AM #6Registered User
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semi?
edit: fukkin wizard ^
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09-19-2014, 01:14 AM #7I lift dead people.
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make her old a spoon but don't tell her why.
A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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09-19-2014, 01:14 AM #8Registered User
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tell us how you met lol
always interested to see how a regular dude ends up with a whale
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09-19-2014, 01:17 AM #9Registered User
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inb4 she feminazis you
stay safeI won't hesitate to put ethics in someone else, because I put it ruthlessly in on myself - Tom Cruise
A miscer fell in love
Turn into a woosy
24-7 he was eating that pussy
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09-19-2014, 01:17 AM #10Registered User
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ain't no semi when she has 30" biceps
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09-19-2014, 01:18 AM #11Registered User
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open a fukin aquarium
Lift and let lift.
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09-19-2014, 01:18 AM #12Registered User
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man nobody's telling me wat do
WAT DO
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09-19-2014, 01:19 AM #13Registered User
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If she's taking up too much space, fall asleep ON her. Be like having an extra pillow top for your bed, brah.
Use that squishy pudge to your advantage.It's not about where you are today, but what you're doing right now, to build a better you for tomorrow. - Me
Judge not by the color of my reps but on the content of my posts.
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09-19-2014, 01:19 AM #14Registered User
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will rep for better pictures to fully assess whale status (yeah you mirin 1k reps) - I have the power to take you from 889 to 890
edit: wake her up and stick your dick in her butt, obviously.*misc lawyer crew*
Stats: 6'6", 250lb
D: 420 / B: 253 / S: 310
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09-19-2014, 01:19 AM #15I lift dead people.
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roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.Originally Posted by dickbutt
So how is Sensuality doing?A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
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09-19-2014, 01:19 AM #16Registered User
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This calls for the harpoons...
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09-19-2014, 01:19 AM #17Keeping it real since 07
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Slap her ass awake...Originally Posted by dickbutt
i'm miscin beside her
Tell her to bail...'You gotta work in a few hours'
Clean that ****in pigstye of a room.
and WTF is that shadow on the floor by the bed?
That looks like fukin Sonic the Hedgehog.
Dude...yer all ****ed up.
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09-19-2014, 01:20 AM #18BEEP BEEP GET IN MY JEEP!
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release her back into the sea....holy crap she has like 24 inch guns
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09-19-2014, 01:20 AM #19
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09-19-2014, 01:20 AM #20Hiatus Wizard
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Make your username her reality.
"There is no reason to be alive if you cannot do deadlift!" - J.P.S.
Moist.
Taking a break from here because life is more important, see you *******s in 6 months. Srs.
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09-19-2014, 01:20 AM #21Registered User
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that creature is not a simi-whale, she is a fully grown 2 ton whale
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09-19-2014, 01:20 AM #22Message board king
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Wake her up and fuk her again.
Take this with you OP, you'll need it.
Good luck manIt is only when a man comes to terms with his own mortality, can he gain the freedom to appreciate life.
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09-19-2014, 01:21 AM #23Registered User
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Wrap your arm around her and cuddle her. Srs.
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INSTANTLOSER is gonna make it crew.
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Day 2/5 of no fa threads or posts.
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09-19-2014, 01:21 AM #24First in, Last out
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Turn your phone on silent.
Pretend you got a call from your buddy and act like hes in trouble.
Tell her you gotta go get your best friend he just got in a car wreck.
She'll take the hint.Misc LEO Crew
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Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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09-19-2014, 01:21 AM #25Registered User
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ew bro
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09-19-2014, 01:22 AM #26Banned
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Semi whale gave me a semi hard on
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09-19-2014, 01:22 AM #27Registered User
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reppedOriginally Posted by BurroLoco
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09-19-2014, 01:22 AM #28Registered User
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Spoon feed her bacon grease. Two birds with one stone. Willy gets to eat and misc gets satisfied.
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09-19-2014, 01:22 AM #29CEO of the Unified Fund
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Guy is 5'6" and still gets laid. Yeah she's a whale, but still an impressive brag. Play your cards right and you might get a double tap.
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09-19-2014, 01:23 AM #30Registered Pen0r
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sell her ambergris to the highest bidder
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