EX texts 1 1/2 years after breakup. GTFIH to help russle maximum jimmies!

[Jaek]

Diaf op.

[Pexium]

yea this honestly

didn't she already tell you her name? she's not gonna believe you think she's a different girl now....

i'll give you points for effort but what you're trying is too elaborate and implausible for this sort of trolling.... just disengage now

HO LEE PHUK. Again, strong reading comprehension skills. She told me her FIRST name, Jane, when I asked who it was. I proceeded to "think" she was Jane Smith, the sloot from chemistry class, when the EX WAS NOT JANE SMITH BUT JANE DOE, someone I did NOT meet in chemistry class. When I said, wait, isn't this "Jane Doe?" she realized I had "confused" her for a sloot I banged and is beyond rustled.

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Nothing after all the missed calls and her hitting me with a 2nd text of "Did you or did you not have sex" so far.

Why is she so shocked that you had sex..?

She's rustled because I had sex WITH SOMEONE DIFFERENT THAN HER after the breakup.

[cr9messi]

op tell her, yes i did why do you care so much now? then tell her "I miss you so much" i didnt know how to forget you, amd i always pretended u were THEM.


max rustling

[gonnabhustling]

Jane smith? Jane doe? You know few girls with lame last names op

[pWally]

9k REPS for Cliffs + Quotes of all texts

[officekid87]

9k REPS for Cliffs + Quotes of all texts

thread is a disappointment, not even worth cliffs.

[BertCurls]

9k REPS for Cliffs + Quotes of all texts

OP thinks he's alpha and asks miscs for ideas on how to **** with ex gf who totally wants his d.

Turns out gf doesn't give a chit lisa, op doesn't get the hint

OP keeps digging himself a hole trying to convince the misc that she's crazy and he's not still in love with her

Everytime someone chits on OP calling him an idiot he blames everyones strong reading comprehension skills. Says she's called him 11 times in a row, no voicemails tho, and he'll keep us updated.

Update:



I see potential. If I don't see any good responses then I'll start being a cheeky kunt with her

SAVING THIS THREAD BY KEEPING YOU GUYS BUSY WITH THE LAST TIME SHE WENT CRAZY (Occurred ~6 months after breakup):

My first text said something like: "No I'm not opening up myself to you anymore..etc" (Yes beta but oh well)




Note: I did not respond once after that intial text.

Also included in her last crazy episode:
-18 missed calls and countless weeping voicemails begging me to take her back

UPDATES:

Kept getting negged for using what the misc told me, so I decided to take this into my own hands.
-THE GIRL I WAS DESCRIBING IN THIS UPDATE WAS A RANDOM SLOOT, NOT ACTUALLY THE EX. She realizes it when I say: "Wait, is this not *random girl's name*?"
-In b4 op is a FA virgin based off of ex's latest response (she thought she was the only one I did things with fkn LOL)





In for any cheeky responses the misc offers





She was delusional. She 100% broke up with me yet she tried to put it on me somehow.

[pWally]

OP thinks he's alpha and asks miscs for ideas on how to **** with ex gf who totally wants his d.

Turns out gf doesn't give a chit lisa, op doesn't get the hint

OP keeps digging himself a hole trying to convince the misc that she's crazy and he's not still in love with her

Ugh, lame thread.

Repped anyways

[BertCurls]

Ugh, lame thread.

Repped anyways

Sorry brah. If you want quality reading material, here you go: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=162051043

[Pexium]

Ugh, lame thread.

Repped anyways

Not quite the full picture. The object of the thread was to rustle the ex, and rustling occurred. I "confused" her for a random sloot I banged with the same first name, and proceeded to describe said experience. When ex realized I was describing the said sloot and not the ex, she double texted asking if I really had sex after we broke up with another person, as well as calling me 11 times.

I don't see how that's not rustling her.

[blakhomer]

Sorry brah. If you want quality reading material, here you go: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=162051043

Troll alert! That thread fails to deliver as well.

[Pexium]

UPDATE:
She's clearly rustled. I'm thinking of bringing up her 3/10 boyfriend.

[Pexium]

Another update: she's rustled boys. 3 calls in between that double text.

[beepec]

UPDATE:
She's clearly rustled. I'm thinking of bringing up her 3/10 boyfriend.

"Aw fuk bye"

[Zinjetsu]

****tiest 12 page thread ever

she doesnt even like you and is not rustled

give it up mate youre just sounding petty and pathetic srs.

[Maxpowers88]

yep.. still chit..

[Pexium]

Only reason I'm still continuing is because I'm getting ~50% reps, 50% negs. If you don't like it, you can leave. I'm obviously giving more than a few people a laugh.

[wannabelikelee]

Been following this from the start and I'd like to say your ex is a ****ing psycho. I've dealt with her type before. Russle her harder but please try harder OP because some of the things you said did come off as beta <3 best of luck

[HomerWreck1921]

LMAO at "she's rustled boys" and "she's clearly rustled". Op just refuses to see the truth. She's not rustled trying to be with you. She's annoyed because you're getting on her damn nerves LOL.

[mojo85]

OP you are trying way too hard to entertain strangers on the internet. This girl is not rustled by you and looks like she finds you a little creepy, this is looking worse and worse on you

My recommendation

[SUR14]

Tell her "you mad I've upgraded?"

[Pexium]

Been following this from the start and I'd like to say your ex is a ****ing psycho. I've dealt with her type before. Russle her harder but please try harder OP because some of the things you said did come off as beta <3 best of luck

Appreciate the motivation mate. Will update soon, she's starting to triple text LOL

[HomerWreck1921]

Only reason I'm still continuing is because I'm getting ~50% reps, 50% negs. If you don't like it, you can leave. I'm obviously giving more than a few people a laugh.

LMAO you mad this didn't turn out like you expected???

[Pexium]

LMAO you mad this didn't turn out like you expected???

If I made even just 1 miscer laugh, my job will have succeeded. Again, I'm not in it for the reps (evident by me being in red yet still going to continue providing the lulz to those miscers who find it funny)

[Jaek]

lel at ops fall from greens. i bet t omorrow he be red

Edit: got red before i could finish my post kek

[OnlyMiscNotFit]

Just ask for nudez OP

[mirin247]

had so much potential

[300Status]

Worst thread of the year OP. Srs.

You seem to be rustling your own jimmies. I love how you get so desperate you bring up her current bf and she shoots you down AGAIN. Phuckin worst failthread ever.

[sdoo]

Texts you first, then tells you to stop texting her

Strong women logic

[BrollicWraith]