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    HELP My 4 year old ate my creatine!!!!!!

    Guys ok so I was babysitting my sister after I got back from the gym and I haven't taken my creatine so I took it out to scoop it but then I really had to **** from the caffeine that I took as a pre workout so I just left it out and ran to ****. When I got back the spoon was inside the tub and I could see it was a little more messy. My sister mixed it with her orange juice and drank it cus she thought it was white cool aid!! She said she had 3 tablespoons, it didn't all dissolve cus theres still some in the glass, but she drank a decent amount. Guys I'm really scared that something will happen to her because she is on creatine now. WHAT will I tell my parents? Oh she took some creatine by accident and now her muscle will retain water and she gets bloated??? Babies cry when they get bloated I think my mom said once.

    So my question is I guess will anything happen to her after the creatine and should I tell my parents?
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    If she drank only a small amount as you say, it should be okay. Keep in mind creatine is a naturally occuring compound (there's something like 2 grams of creatine per pound of beef). If she drank like 5 grams, then I'd be worried and consult a physician.
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    Originally Posted by salamisalem View Post
    If she drank only a small amount as you say, it should be okay. Keep in mind creatine is a naturally occuring compound (there's something like 2 grams of creatine per pound of beef). If she drank like 5 grams, then I'd be worried and consult a physician.
    Dude but she had like 4 TABLEspoons in there. I think she had way more than 5g man..
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    just contact a doctor i would asap if what the guy said is true 2g of creatine per pound of beef and if she toke 6g of creatine thats 3 pounds of beef
    you think a little kid can handle 3 pounds of beef?
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    I'm assuming this is roll bread because what kind of animal mixes kool-aid and oj?

    but no issue. just make sure she stays hydrated.
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    Originally Posted by GSixZero View Post
    I'm assuming this is roll bread because what kind of animal mixes kool-aid and oj?

    but no issue. just make sure she stays hydrated.
    lol'd at kool-aid + oj
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    Quick make her a proton shake or she'll lose all gains from creatine!!!
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    Now she'll never produce testosterone naturally for the rest of her life.

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    Originally Posted by salamisalem View Post
    If she drank only a small amount as you say, it should be okay. Keep in mind creatine is a naturally occuring compound (there's something like 2 grams of creatine per pound of beef). If she drank like 5 grams, then I'd be worried and consult a physician.
    Did you not read the part where she's 4? I'd sh!t a brick if I myself over did it with doses. Sorry OP, I'm just bandwagoning it now, "consult a physician"
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    I'd imagine having her drink more water would be a step in the right direction.
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    Force her to drink a lot of water.
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    Lol @ this thread and people saying contact a doctor asap.

    She'll be fine, creatine has been tested on kids below the age of 13 already with no harmful effects so I doubt a few tablespoons in your 4 year old sister will have any side-effects. All those 4 tablespoons won't even be fully digested and absorbed anyway.
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    She'll be fine OP, she wouldn't have taken more than 5 grams. 5mg is 1 teaspoon. 5 MILLIGRAMS. Just keep her topped up with milk, water or squash and she'll be absolutely fine. Just be a bit more careful next time bro
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    I thought 1 tablespoon was around 15grams. Not trying to worry you OP but she'll be fine.
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    1 teaspoon is 5grams... Have fun...
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    She should be completely fine, she won't absorb most of it anyway and it's a 1 time thing so no kidney damage will be caused, I would take her to the doctor just in case but the worst thing that could happen is her having a bad bathroom experience. Please be more careful next time.
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    so she thought she'd steal your kool-aid? but she is gonna get creatine bloating instead?
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    p.s I once read in a magazine that orange juice destroys creatine :/ looks like she won't be making all kindz of gains
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    Originally Posted by Zebura View Post
    Guys ok so I was babysitting my sister after I got back from the gym and I haven't taken my creatine so I took it out to scoop it but then I really had to **** from the caffeine that I took as a pre workout so I just left it out and ran to ****. When I got back the spoon was inside the tub and I could see it was a little more messy. My sister mixed it with her orange juice and drank it cus she thought it was white cool aid!! She said she had 3 tablespoons, it didn't all dissolve cus theres still some in the glass, but she drank a decent amount. Guys I'm really scared that something will happen to her because she is on creatine now. WHAT will I tell my parents? Oh she took some creatine by accident and now her muscle will retain water and she gets bloated??? Babies cry when they get bloated I think my mom said once.

    So my question is I guess will anything happen to her after the creatine and should I tell my parents?
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    She wont b able to digest most of it anyways...still u should call a doctor or smthing.
    I hope u hide ur creatine somewhere safe from now on :P

    On a shelf somewhere or on ur fridge maybe
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    Consider this OP

    On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

    I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

    I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?
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    Ok so update I woke up and she cried a lot st night and today she is more. Bloated than usual, guys I'm scared she looks poofy
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    Originally Posted by Zebura View Post
    Ok so update I woke up and she cried a lot st night and today she is more. Bloated than usual, guys I'm scared she looks poofy
    don't chat sh*t lol
    she only had 5mg once
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    holy fuking lol OP you goofd hard now we have 4 year olds with all sorts of gainz n chit.
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    Yep, she will be sat on a porch sipping lemonade soon enough.
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