Just got the "We have a big problem" text. Scared ****less. (SRS)

[edreese23]

What do brahs? Messed around with a sloot for the last week of December and she said she was on the pill and then the week after she told me she lied and didn't take the morning after. Just got a text saying she's 3 days late. What the phuc do I do. How am I supposed to sleep?

[Glutamine1]

http://chirb.it/3txMNH

[DamnMaserati]

"who is this?"

[AdamOm]

Name of the day: Ayesha

http://www.babynames.com/

[Idkbrah]

Babynames.com

[consmedclisi]

http://chirb.it/3txMNH

strong 14 y/o voice

[Impregnator]

[snicklefritz42]

"who is this?"

Lol'd

[Canadas_elite]

did you cum inside her

[Glutamine1]

strong 14 y/o voice

http://chirb.it/h4pCvn

[FitnessJake]

phuck brah, thats almost my worst fear, I feel bad for you man, hope you make it.


This why I never go in without my shield (condom)

[edreese23]

did you cum inside her

i pulled out man. how the hell did this happen

phuck brah, thats almost my worst fear, I feel bad for you man, hope you make it.


This why I never go in without my shield (condom)

Celibate until marriage after this 100% srs

[KakeJelly]

She's been cheating on you bro.

[amikaelmorris]

"correction: YOU have a serious problem"

[ItsWillBrah]

She's a bitchh for that brah. Try not to sweat it. I've had a lot of girls tell me they are late after I smashed them in the backseat of My ghetto bucket car. None of them ended up pregnant. Sometimes girls are just late. Did you bust Inside her OP? Was she ovulating? Try not to worry about it. I have a feeling she's not pregnant but if she is pregnant than take responsibility man.. All you can do right now is wait and pray she's not.

[Condyle]

Oh lawd goodnight sweet prince. Sorry to hear that bro.

But a word of caution - two long-term girlfriends have both used false pregnancy scares to get attention/try and assert control etc. It's just another string on that awful bow of deceit they carry with them.

So there's a ray of hope for you.

also: babynames.com

[RBS30T]

I have no advice, only sympathy. I know this feel.

Feelshelplessman

[edreese23]

she's trying to get me to white knight or some chit. god i hate this sloot. why the hell would she wait 3 days and then wait until right before it's sleepy time?

Oh lawd goodnight sweet prince. Sorry to hear that bro.

But a word of caution - two long-term girlfriends have both used false pregnancy scares to get attention/try and assert control etc. It's just another string on that awful bow of deceit they carry with them.

So there's a ray of hope for you.

also: babynames.com

I'm starting to think she's trying to get attention or something for the reasons stated above.

[TheLawDawg]

Brah do not get too worked up about this yet. I have had at least one girl pull this chit and lie about it. It's not uncommon.

Had an ex girlfriend where we were hitting some rough patches and every time she thought I might leave, she was "sure" she was pregnant. Worked the first time, skeptical hippo was skeptical after that.

You don't know who else she was slootin with anyway. And why the hell are you raw dogging girls who might be sleeping around?

[megacyberninja]

I know exactly how your heart felt after that. Anyone else aware of that feeling exactly at the heart when you read something like this? Whether you rhink shenis pregnant or she cheated on you .

I feel for you op.call out a loan and pay for that abortion. Give it to her and WATCH HER SWALLOW THE PILL if you cant do this.

[AlffaMail]

I hear there are some cheap flights to Mexico at the moment OP.

[ChernobylResist]

you dun goofed, ***got. lol @ fuking a sloot w/o condom, and even more lol @ believing she's on the pill

man up and take care of your child if she is pregnant, you beta *******

[FatZillllla]

wait,its been a month only?

[edreese23]

I know exactly how your heart felt after that. Anyone else aware of that feeling exactly at the heart when you read something like this? Whether you rhink shenis pregnant or she cheated on you .

I feel for you op.call out a loan and pay for that abortion. Give it to her and WATCH HER SWALLOW THE PILL if you cant do this.

I haven't seen her since that week. We f'd on 3 nights and i've done no contact since

[Canadas_elite]

her period being late by 3 days isnt something to be worried about.

my girl had her period late by 10 days when she started serving at a restaurant...I guess the late nights and stress threw her off... I shyt bricks and the day she called me telling me her pussy was bleeding oh lawd I went to the mall to buy her some makeup products bcus I was so happy.


is this chick religious or anything...does she lack logic ?

[edreese23]

her period being late by 3 days isnt something to be worried about.

my girl had her period late by 10 days when she started serving at a restaurant...I guess the late nights and stress threw her off... I shyt bricks and the day she called me telling me her pussy was bleeding oh lawd I went to the mall to buy her some makeup products bcus I was so happy.


is this chick religious or anything...does she lack logic ?

Definitely just really stupid.

[megacyberninja]

I haven't seen her since that week. We f'd on 3 nights and i've done no contact since

Call Los Zetas. Their business helps in securing your interest. Look the corporation up on Google for more info.

[Morati]

Never take her word for it unless you're actually in a srs relationship. Hope for your arse that she is just fukkin with you.

[SUPER_MANLET]

babynames.com

[Frank Drebin]

I had a girl try this on me, even though I wore a condom and was too drunk to blow my load. no joke.

S: "I was worried because I was late"

M: "Well, that would be impossible"

S: I know, but I was late, I was starting to get worried

M: I don't care, nothing came out, it's impossible you are pregnant from me.

Cliffs: I'm 98% sure you're ok. Don't be stupid anymore.