Post stupid things you did in middle/high school that you got in trouble for

[Bingu]

Just a couple

-We had a project in my 6th grade science class, we had a project where he had to make a catapult. teacher said "DO NOT TOUCH/BREAK OTHER PEOPLES PROJECTS OR YOU WILL GET WRITTEN UP" i touched this kids. broke it, got in school suspension for like 3 days.

-was walking with some friends in 6th grade down the hall where that same science teachers class was, i yelled "THIS CLASS SUCKS DIKC" he heard me, told me to sit down, he called the principle, i got written up, ISS for 2 days

-i had a thing for beevis and butthead when i was in middle school, had a substitute teacher in one of my classes 7th grade, after finishing an assignment, i flipped the paper over and drew a picture of beevis, substitute teacher saw it and thought that picture was of him, he got mad, i got written up.

-me and my best friend in 7th grade were in class, we had a substitute teacher who was this 4"10 asian guy,he name was Mr. Cao. My friend kept yelling "The cao jumped over the moon" we were dying of laughter. most ive laughed in my entire life even til today. he got mad, we both got ISS for 1 day

-this stupid girl was being annoying in 8th grade, i told her to "shut up you horse"(she looked like a horse) she thought i called her a whore, i got in trouble for it. didnt get ISS though




whats even funnier, is EVERY single time i ended up in the principles office when getting written up, i would cry like a fhucking pussy btch baby. EVERY single time im not kidding. i would even tell myself knowing that i was getting written up "DO NOT CRY THIS TIME" and i would start balling. because i knew what the consequences were gunna be when i got home

[Jecoma]

Smoked some grass is the toilets.

Knocked a guy out who was messing with me (he attacked me first).

Knocked a girl out by accident, wild haymaker and the ******* dove on the ground.

Let a manlet who ratted on me slip, fell on his face and lost two teeth.

Told a female teacher that she should take an IQ test before voting for the socialists (This one almost got me thrown out of school)


I was very lucky my grades were good , I could have been kicked out numerous times.

[MrRedz]

chewing gum.

[BanjoString]

Farted in class once and got sent to stand outside as punishment srs

[r00z]

I pretended to sneeze and then the teacher said Bless You so I said thanks.

I pretended to chew gum and the teacher said please no chewing gum, so I had to pretend like I swallowed a piece of gum

im a badass

[Habbadahut]

In sixth grade I literally kicked some ******* in the ass because he stole my fruit roll up. Had to stay after school and apologize too.

[StevieWonderr]

in 8th grade my science teacher was passing around steel wool to the class. When it got around to me, i shaped it into a cock and passed it to the sloot behind me.
i dun goofed. Got kicked off the baseball team and was suspended for a couple days.

[shredduck]

Senior year, building catapults for my engineering class. Friend tells me to do a practice run with a golf ball. Basically I'm way better at physics and engineering than I thought and launched the golf ball all the way across the commons and it hit the ground ~3 feet from this teacher

Also Senior year. Was in Senior Help Elective (what a phucking joke). I opened an energy drink, dean told me to throw it away. I tried chugging it on the way to the trash can. He told me to stop and I winked at him. He tried to grab it out of my hands, I dodged him, and he ate chit. You could say his jimmies were rustled

also

not me, but my brother was leaving school and waiting with his buddy and his sister. He says to his friend, "your sister is so phucking slow." He didn't know his sister was retarded. He got suspended for a day and their family still hates all of us despite him explaining what he meant.

[livestrong685]

Got arrested on-site for reckless driving (Mom was a H.S. teacher, she was livid), ISS for chewing in class, set myself on fire, fighting, threw pop on some people running, etc. Could go on and on, but that's just stuff that happened on campus. I was no stranger to the principal's office.

Also pissed on the bathroom floor, next kid in the stall slipped & fell in it, broke his arm. Gay (literally) kids mom threatened my mom with law suit if I didn't stop bullying him for being such a flaming *******. Thing is, he was twice my size & could a pounded me any day of the week. I guess he thought telling mommy was a better option.

[Dwalk916]

Fapping during my homecoming

Fapping during graduation

Taking pictures of girls asses

Making girls show me their teddies

Showing girls my dink

Fingering girls in class

[alexanderberg]

In one of the schools I went to, we weren't allowed to stay inside during breaks. One day it was raining a lot, so half my class stayed inside the hall, so the whole class got sent to detention. Many of my classmates' parents were raging and called the school to complain.

[xerik126x]

got detention for giving a girl a thong wedgie in 7th grade.

[G0tMeWr0ng]

I never got caught/punished for any of the douche bag things I did in high school.

I did get ISS for downloading games off eBaums World to one of the school's computers.

[Bingu]

Also Senior year. Was in Senior Help Elective (what a phucking joke). I opened an energy drink, dean told me to throw it away. I tried chugging it on the way to the trash can. He told me to stop and I winked at him. He tried to grab it out of my hands, I dodged him, and he ate chit. You could say his jimmies were rustled

lmao ive done this so many times. they always get mad when you just try and chug it or eat it while walking to the garbage can. i remember downing an entire honey bun in like 3 bites.


also,

in 8th grade, this fhucking ******* would always poke me, pinch me, annoy me, redneck me, annoy the fhuck out of me. so i took one of these long ass erasers that i bought from the book fair



and the next time he annoyed me, i turned around and whipped the FHUCK out of his back. that sht swelled up in seconds and left a huge line mark down his back. didnt get in trouble because i did it in gym class lol. coach didnt care. the kid ended up being a huge drug user and goth kid. cuts himself and all that crazy sht.

[Axe_Murderer]

One that sticks out was in eighth grade and there was a poetry competition prize was a 25$ gift card to blockbuster I copy and pasted a poem from the internet and won. Bish I hated came in second she was pissed and tried to say I didnt write it no one ever found out lol me and my boys ended up getting baked and spent it all on ice cream and candy lol also poss of mj and smoking cigs etc

[Bingu]

I never got caught/punished for any of the douche bag things I did in high school.

I did get ISS for downloading games off eBaums World to one of the school's computers.

wtf? are you serious? i would download a nintendo64 emulator every time we ended up we went to the computer lab. they always said if you download anything, you will get written up. i would just alt+tab when the teacher walked by

[Elvis.Costello]

Ending sentences with prepositions.

[anon1576783490]

[Bingu]

what a fhucking piece of sht. i hope you decked him right in the face.

[likeawashboard]

- Fire drill at school.
- Whole year goes out onto outside basketball courts for assembly.
- Me and friends are throwing rocks over the fence.
- I swing rock as hard as I can, but don't let go soon enough.
- Rock hits friend just above his eye.
- Luckily didn't kill him but got suspended from school for a week. Still friends now though.

Another time when I was around 10 or 11:

- We had substitute teacher as the main teacher had to go somewhere.
- We were allowed to use the class laptops for homework.
- Decided to type in "hanky panky" into google and "huge tits" and other words.
- Didn't even know what internet history was or that laptops had it.
- Next day teacher comes back and goes through history, sees it and calls me out. Got in trouble for being a curious young lad.
- Don't know why I'm writing everything in cliffs but I'm this far so fuk you OP repped.

[TheMeier]

I was suspended for taking a swing that didn't even land at this fcker. Never got caught doing serious chit.

[paperduck]

Had an argument with a teacher, got mad and kicked a door off of its hinges

[Vhagar]

Went to a used car lot and one of the cars must have belonged to a teacher from my school and had a faculty parking pass in it.

It became mine, and for months I had VIP parking until some jelly ***s told on me. My punishment was to go outside for an hour a day during my study hall and write parking tickets. Had to do that for like 2 months.

[FuarkBrahhhhh]

I threw a paper airplane too hard and accidentally slapped my teacher's tit (srs) sent to principals office







Was worth it though hnnnnnnnng

[Bingu]

Got arrested on-site for reckless driving (Mom was a H.S. teacher, she was livid), ISS for chewing in class, set myself on fire, fighting, threw pop on some people running, etc. Could go on and on, but that's just stuff that happened on campus. I was no stranger to the principal's office.

lol the principle knew me by my full name. she really cared about me. I remember when i graduated she gave me a hug lol. she was an hbb african american woman. fuaaark i wonder what she looks like now...her name was "Mrs. Pain" srs. very fitting name for a principle.

[ChildPlz13]

I told a teacher to shut the fuk up my Sophomore year, didn't get in trouble though teacher just said well played. In 8th grade I took blue marker and covered a blue chair with it so when this kid sat down he wouldn't see, but when he leaned back his whole back would be covered with blue marker.

[MPower916]

Fapping during my homecoming

Fapping during graduation

Taking pictures of girls asses

Making girls show me their teddies

Showing girls my dink

Fingering girls in class

my nikka what school did you go too?

[Boogy29]

Used to knock on classroom doors and jet it down the hallway. Got a week of in school because teachers were complaining for 3 months of it going on

[Lolwatdo]

In like grade 6 a friend and I did the rock on sign in our class picture. stupid private school said it was a sign to the devil and threatened to make my parents pay for a retake. They lol'd and just told them to deal with it and they just photoshopped those fingers out

[likeawashboard]

Another time some scumbag ******* said something to my friend as we walked past in the corridors in high school. I turned around and asked him what the fuk he said (cause i was a hard kunt ya know).

Next day kid challenges me to a fight. Go around the back of school, hit him the one two and busted his top lip up good. Teacher nearly catches us so we turn away and act like we're just chilling. Continue to fight.

About an hour later our names get called out on the intercom, go to principal's office and get a week suspension.

Also got suspended a lot for ditching school which makes zero sense.