Britain: Fuark, seems like Germany is pushing us back, can anyone help us?
Poland: brah, we are dead
France: they raped us, we are retreating
America: LOL, fk no, we are staying well away from Germany... they are WAAAAAAY too powerful, we may even alliance with them.
Britain: Bunch of slack jawed *******s!
Years later
Britain: Feels good man, we are finally pushing Germany back into Germany.
America: I take it you guys need help?
Britain: lol, not sure if serious
America: K, just let us know if we can help
Britain: Thanks, mate but no need. Germany will surrender within the week.
Britain: Congratulations men, Germany has surrendered, and Hitler has killed himself. Hurray!
meanwhile America receives word on Germanys defeat
America: Cmon boys get in the ships, Britain needs our help!
Britain: Hey America, what you doing here the war is over.
American: Man, we are here for the history books, it will be forever known that America was the main reason Germany was defeated.
Britain: Dude, wtf?
America: See ya later Britain, we're going to Germany to kick there ass's
Britain: You know they no longer have an army, they have surrendered and cannot defend themselves?
America: Yep, goodbye now, time to make history.
America: Hey Germany, ready to die?
German Unarmed Civilians: WTF MAN, WE SURRENDERED GTFO!
America: This war ain't over till we say it is
German Unarmed Civilians: fking ***gots, u kill us wen we are weak, hahahaha we laugh at u whilst u kill us, u PIGS!
60 years later
Thread on this misc "Britain should thank America for saving there ass's"
UK Miscers: lol not sure if serious
America: The fk you bunch of *******s saying? if it wasnt for us you would all be speaking german, fkin chavs.
UK Miscers: lol, ok bro.
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Thread: lol @ America in WW2
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07-05-2012, 02:42 AM #1
lol @ America in WW2
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07-05-2012, 02:44 AM #2Registered User
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Lul how all ww2 movies are american also
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07-05-2012, 02:44 AM #3Registered User
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lol u made this?
rep worthy, laughed hard
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07-05-2012, 02:45 AM #4Originally Posted by cyrtekz
ya, made in under 10 minutes, feels good man
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07-05-2012, 02:46 AM #5
Aussie brah checking in.
Fking lol'd at this thread though OP. gjdm
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07-05-2012, 02:48 AM #6Registered Miscer
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ITT very poor historic knowledge edging on idiocity
america is the reason that both the UK and the USSR withstood Germany's onslaughts.
i could go into details but I'm not gonna waste my timeThe Master said: A man cunning of word and smiling of face... ...is rarely benevolent
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07-05-2012, 02:49 AM #7Registered User
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Tl;dr
"Love powerfully. Conquer with humility." -Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson-
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07-05-2012, 02:49 AM #8I want to be perfect
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America always ends up looking Alpha no matter what
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07-05-2012, 02:52 AM #9Registered User
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loled
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07-05-2012, 02:53 AM #10
OP is a *******, Wheres the RED army? they did almost all the work, typical British.
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07-05-2012, 02:53 AM #11Registered User
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lol typical america
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07-05-2012, 02:54 AM #12Hi my name is.......
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Probably a good thing, this is meant to rustle jimmies not be historically correct.Originally Posted by joker111
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07-05-2012, 02:54 AM #13Registered User
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ITT posters called "Joker" have no sense of sarcasm.Originally Posted by joker111
Lend lease act. You pillar of Historical knowledge.Originally Posted by joker111
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07-05-2012, 02:54 AM #14Registered User
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russia was more important then america in winning ww2 = fact
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07-05-2012, 02:54 AM #15Registered User
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lol'd
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07-05-2012, 02:55 AM #16StrengthCampSociety
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America was making $$$$ from supplying to everyone
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07-05-2012, 02:55 AM #17Registered User
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lolOriginally Posted by joker111
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07-05-2012, 02:57 AM #18Registered Miscer
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i would bury you in a historic knowledge face-offOriginally Posted by BenjaminDisrael
The Master said: A man cunning of word and smiling of face... ...is rarely benevolent
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07-05-2012, 02:59 AM #19Registered User
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lol repped to 500!
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07-05-2012, 02:59 AM #20Registered User
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lolOriginally Posted by joker111
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07-05-2012, 03:00 AM #21
-BRB, America busy owning the pacific
-BRB America supplying everyone
-BRB America had to take its fleet across the pacific
-BRB America busy finishing the most powerful country on earth
The truth is Russia beat Germany not Britain.
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07-05-2012, 03:00 AM #22feels good man, all these repsOriginally Posted by dickyoliver
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07-05-2012, 03:02 AM #23Registered User
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"Britain should not be relevant in world politics"Originally Posted by joker111
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Try again.
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07-05-2012, 03:02 AM #24Registered User
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Meanwhile America were waiting for a reason to test there new weapon of mass destruction
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Australia: Hey britain can you help us, we are under attack by the Japanese. We did help you guys out at Turkey
Britain: Nah brah, cbf
America: We will help you Australia!
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07-05-2012, 03:02 AM #26
Thread is very true
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07-05-2012, 03:02 AM #27What is this?!
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You should be a history teacher op.
Just Do It
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07-05-2012, 03:03 AM #28
i can confirm america is just as pu*sy as france
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07-05-2012, 03:03 AM #29Registered User
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No but seriously, Britain alone stopped Germany invading Britain because of the Royal Airforce and Royal Navy. America helped during the Normandy landings but 50% of the troops were British. The Russians were winning the war on Germanys Eastern front also which made things easier.
Russia + Britain + America won the war, not America or Britain or Russia.PC Master Race
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07-05-2012, 03:04 AM #30
this is very true,
but the main fight was russia vs germany
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