I don't always believe in God, but when i do its after I read this post (weasly reps)

[ShredMethod]

Watchout your hovers bro...you are now committed to read thread

[Let me start of by saying i do not believe in god. and frankly everyone i have talked to that does believe has no argument that is valid. this is a long read and there are no cliffs but its really something to think on, if you spend your time reading other pointless threads and dont take a minute to read this then you are a slackjawed *******. I will also give out reps to people who read and take seriously

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

that student was EINSTEIN.]

[CoolStarryBrah]

[Dpezy]

Fake/10

[Superkid2]

honestly though am I missing somethin here? Why is this shyt being reposted 10x a day on the misc lately.

[grantwarwick]

Cliffs:

OP is a major *******.

[kinwei1994]

Cliffs:

OP is a major *******.

this **** right here

[pusspuss]

Cliffs:

OP is a major *******.

Brb getting a cat scan?

Read all and still no "god" around.

[Shoesfly]

This is the most retarded thing I have ever read. And I have read a LOT of bullchit in my days.

I think my IQ dropped by a few points.

[Tom117]

omg this bull**** again. I might believe in god and even I think this is crap.

[lucious]

fake, gay, and repost

[CreatineHulk]

"I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it."- Albert Einstein

[Tom117]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

"that student was einstein"


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[sbsponger]

not gunna spend my life believing in something that i dont know if its real or not.

[Deapht]

op you are incorrect. the student was obama

[Rickyscivic]

Science says he has no brain because we havent smelled it?

[CreoleFever]

And yes, Darwin did witness evolution on his trip to the Golupuca(prob spelled it wrong) Islands

[CfcTorres]

Interesting read, nice counter argument for future ( I don't believe in god but I have a few sciency friends who I'd like to show aren't as smart as they think)

The professors brain part killed it IMO (you can see it if you cut his head open) rest wasn't counter arguable

[sydneyalysse]

fake and completely stupid
appeals to people without critical thinking skills.
nothing more than paly on semantics

[-StevenAkaProek]

Einstein was an atheist

cmon op

[kgzk111]

saw this on fb. its all bull****

[BeastMode101]

saw this on ********, didn't read lol

[manlyladylumps]

this happened

[grantwarwick]

Interesting read, nice counter argument for future ( I don't believe in god but I have a few sciency friends who I'd like to show aren't as smart as they think)

The professors brain part killed it IMO (you can see it if you cut his head open) rest wasn't counter arguable

How about observing evolution in a petri d...you know what. Fuk this, I'm not getting trolled.

[bustinMADreps]

nice read OP, sauce?

[MartinFultz]

[BrokeBrahMtn]

Older than the fking internet.

brb there are a million ways to show that anyone has a brain.
By this guy's logic, there is no such thing as oxygen.
Brb I've never touched, felt, or smelled oxygen before therefore it's not real.

[TurkTekbir]

Dont be ignorant or proud unless you have a solution against death.

[EvolutionSic]

religion is for the feeble minded.

[Rawthentik]

this conversation didn't reveal anything new, religion is still based around faith and no facts.

[Bcndiamond]

christian propaganda?
That most certainly was not said by einstein.

The only times he spoke about god, it was metaphorically, and ofcourse you can count on religous people to take it out of context.