What superpower would you have?

[Machop2Machamp]

And why?

Personally, i'd choose something between teleportation or being able to stop time

think of all the possibilities.
With teleportation, it outdoes people that want super speed/flying for transportation

being able to stop time? I think it's the little things that make it so great, in exams just stop time for a while, find all the answers and get 100% without studying
simple things like that make it my power of choice

[frenchy1994]

stopping time would be cool or bieng able to be invisible

[sogeking]

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude, but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

lol i know that ******* copypasta

[sogeking]

lol i know that ******* sogeking

touche

[LegosInMyEgos]

power of having any superpower I want

[Machop2Machamp]

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude, but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

i just used that as an example, i know what you mean but it was the first thing that came to mind

provided i was able to 'stop time' i'd still try and learn new things of course, but if you had the ability you can't deny the fact that you would use it to your advantage at some stage

[litttlemiss]

stop time.
reason;
no more rushing around
test in school, stop time look up answers or take time needed to finish
can take as long as i want at the gym
longer lunch breaks at work
extra nap time and sleep
being able to cook every meal
help people out of dangerous situations and get to hospital if needed asap
avoid car accidents
and so much more

[Machop2Machamp]

stop time.
reason;
no more rushing around
test in school, stop time look up answers or take time needed to finish
can take as long as i want at the gym
longer lunch breaks at work
extra nap time and sleep
being able to cook every meal
help people out of dangerous situations and get to hospital if needed asap
avoid car accidents
and so much more

this

[Tw1tcHy]

LOL I always crack up when Goldn posts a copypasta and people respond to it thinking that he actually wrote it. I remember when I made that mistake and realized it and vowed never to do it again

[Tw1tcHy]

SRS? I don't remember that...

Yup. It was the one where you're like

"I don't get you, what is your deal? Sometimes you seem like a really cool poster, other times you seem like a *******"

Something alone those lines and it went on like that. I was like "WTF is this guys deal, why is he being such a dick??" D:

[Tw1tcHy]

You know, half of all of your posts make some sense.. But the other half is sh!t.. I cant decide if you're actually a person with a purpose, or just an ignorant a$$hole.. I think its more of the latter.. You know, your kind of people sicken me, and I truly mean that.. On one hand, you're a kind and caring person with morals and values, smiling to strangers and helping old ladies cross the street.. On the other hand, when our back is turned, you become a lying, cheating, stealing criminal whose only intentions is to take and take from anybody and everybody.. Even worse is that you're an a$$hole.. I'll bet top dollar that you've spit in people's food who have been nothing but nice to you.. And that's the difference.. But go ahead.. Keep doing what you do because I happen to believe in karma.. And boy, is it a bitch...


LOL...

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *******.

[Tw1tcHy]

I LOL'D so fukking hard the first time I saw that...

Haha so did I Ive been trying desperately forever to find out who originally posted it but when I try in google I get countless pages of Miscers who have posted it

Any ideas?

[OneAndOwnly]

Saiyan heritage, then i would devote myself to becoming a super saiyan.
You mirin' my ambition/work ethic brahs?

[YoungLegit]

stop time.


so i could fuk any biitch i want.


stop time
remove clothing
profit???



inb4negs

[Hmzone]

I love heights, so therefore flying. I'm still hoping someone invents flying like a rocketeer or something.

[Machop2Machamp]

LOL I always crack up when Goldn posts a copypasta and people respond to it thinking that he actually wrote it. I remember when I made that mistake and realized it and vowed never to do it again

now i just feel stupid

[superstrongboy]

You know, half of all of your posts make some sense.. But the other half is sh!t.. I cant decide if you're actually a person with a purpose, or just an ignorant a$$hole.. I think its more of the latter.. You know, your kind of people sicken me, and I truly mean that.. On one hand, you're a kind and caring person with morals and values, smiling to strangers and helping old ladies cross the street.. On the other hand, when our back is turned, you become a lying, cheating, stealing criminal whose only intentions is to take and take from anybody and everybody.. Even worse is that you're an a$$hole.. I'll bet top dollar that you've spit in people's food who have been nothing but nice to you.. And that's the difference.. But go ahead.. Keep doing what you do because I happen to believe in karma.. And boy, is it a bitch...


LOL...

that is what you trolled me for the first time and i didnt know it was a copy pasta...and oh boy i raged inside.

[Tw1tcHy]

that is what you trolled me for the first time and i didnt know it was a copy pasta...and oh boy i raged inside.

EXACTLY SEE?! Haha. Don't worry Machop, half of us have fallen for Goldn's fuking Copypastas haha

[Machop2Machamp]

EXACTLY SEE?! Haha. Don't worry Machop, half of us have fallen for Goldn's fuking Copypastas haha

hahaha okay sweet, i was so confused at first

[Staliyo_Lycan]

able to read minds.

problem privacy?

[Coltt45]

being able to control time and space. that way i could teleport, stop time, rewind time, fast forward time, be able to watch the past, etc.

[EvManiac]

stop time.
reason;
no more rushing around
test in school, stop time look up answers or take time needed to finish
can take as long as i want at the gym
longer lunch breaks at work
extra nap time and sleep
being able to cook every meal
help people out of dangerous situations and get to hospital if needed asap
avoid car accidents
and so much more

car accidents.





















































































female.

[musculoid]

the power to see through clothes. not walls or any of that ****, just clothes.

[CaptJones]

longer lunch breaks at work

why would u need to work when u could stop the time?
*stops time*
*walks into bank*
profit?

also, that flying power is overrated. u would freeze to death if u were really flying.

the power to see through clothes. not walls or any of that ****, just clothes.

you would also see old people naked. are u willing to take that risk?

[Imahorsymoo]

the power to see through clothes. not walls or any of that ****, just clothes.

inb4 girl is safely in her home which of course is surrounded by walls.

[jake1224]

[Wegzyzz]

being able to die then respawn, but id respawn at an earlier time b4 I died and id be able to choose it from my memory database. the limit is I can't go back in time more than 5 years meaning i'll eventually die but technically I'll be able to experience life 5x longer than any one.

[proti3n]

teleportation like the movie jumper in and out of bank vaults ftw

[Jrdath]

that x's 10000

I'd also want the power to travel into the past and future.

[Machop2Machamp]

being able to die then respawn, but id respawn at an earlier time b4 I died and id be able to choose it from my memory database. the limit is I can't go back in time more than 5 years meaning i'll eventually die but technically I'll be able to experience life 5x longer than any one.

not gonna lie, had to read about 3 times before i understood (i guess its 3am where i am)

interesting and unique, i like it