Greg Gutfeld to build gay bar next to Ground Zero mosque

[ll ReNeGaDe ll]

MONDAY'S GREGALOGUE: MY NEW GAY BAR
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.

I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.

http://www.dailygut.com/?i=4696

[Boffothe]

Probably just a publicity stunt, but would be awesome and hilarious

[RetardedNinja]

lol would love to see this happen.

[ZenBowman]

This is a great idea!

In before people claim it is offensive.

[TheCultPaTROLLZ]

So there will be a "dry" floor so that the "gay" Muslims can break the rules of their religion, while following the rules of their religion?
I loled, but REALLY like this idea. There should be a pork only butcher right next to it.

[leafs43]

Muslims picked a bad idea to try and troll New York City citizens with this mosque.

There is going to be a gay bar on one side, a bbq restaurant on the other. That block will also be littered with hot dog stands. No doubt the next concoction is going to be a firecracker store across the street that lights off the loudest firecrackers during prayer time.

[OatsandSteak]

I loled, hope it happens.

[Moh7]

Muslims picked a bad idea to try and troll New York City citizens with this mosque.

There is going to be a gay bar on one side, a bbq restaurant on the other. That block will also be littered with hot dog stands. No doubt the next concoction is going to be a firecracker store across the street that lights off the loudest firecrackers during prayer time.

rofl. Strong knowledge on Islam

[Boffothe]

Muslims picked a bad idea to try and troll New York City citizens with this mosque.

There is going to be a gay bar on one side, a bbq restaurant on the other. That block will also be littered with hot dog stands. No doubt the next concoction is going to be a firecracker store across the street that lights off the loudest firecrackers during prayer time.

Actually none of this will probably end up happening.manhattan real estate is a bit expensive to build stuff for the lulz

[leafs43]

Actually none of this will probably end up happening.manhattan real estate is a bit expensive to build stuff for the lulz

For the first couple years or so I expect no less than drivers from NYC that drive by the mosque to blow their horns nonstop during prayer.

And hot dog carts don't really require real estate.

I also expect that the mosque is going to be vandalized pretty badly the first couple months. Anywhere from spraypainting Mo's head on its walls to throwing pig fat all over the front door.

[YARDGORILLA]

NEW GAY AFTERHOURS WOULD BE GREAT THERE!


"E" pills to be called "suicide bombs"

JIHAD JARS of K


LULZ

[anonymous]

Unfortunately, New York does not allow you to get a liquor license if your establishment is within a certain distance from a church or other religious building, which is bull****.

[_AdaM_]

I lol'ed

If this really goes through and that a gay bar is opened, I think there will be trouble from protective Muslims protecting the dignity of the mosque... If that makes any sense

[JuanDenver]

Epic indeed.

[mehdi84]

lulz, good luck with that

people are so queer sometimes

brb pretend vacant lot
brb ignoring zoning laws
brb thinking this is real life

[JuanDenver]

Unfortunately, New York does not allow you to get a liquor license if your establishment is within a certain distance from a church or other religious building, which is bull****.

One way or another, theres going to be an establishment/s that will be there intended to harass the mosque.

These types of ideas are too great to be stopped.

[tarheelblue0378]

saw this last night on Red eye.

one of the guys in charge of the mosque responded to greg. something about not discussing this issue because greg was not being tolerant or some crap like that.

cant really remember, it was 330am

[VAPlowhorse]

Good job gay man. Open a pork barbecue restaurant on the other side and a Victoria's Secret across the street to complete the picture.

[ZenBowman]

saw this last night on Red eye.

one of the guys in charge of the mosque responded to greg. something about not discussing this issue because greg was not being tolerant or some crap like that.

So:

People protesting a mosque = intolerant
But mosque-owner protesting a bar = tolerant

Mosque being built at GroundZero = tolerant
Bar being built near mosque = intolerant

Wow strong consistent standards.

[ZenBowman]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,599202,00.html

GUTFELD: They said, "You are free to open whatever you like. If you won't consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you are not going to build dialogue."

Wow, talk about a double standard.

Ignoring the sensibilities of mosque-goers = intolerant
Ignoring the sensibilities of 9/11 victims = tolerant

[Judge_Joe_Brown]

Meh he's making a big deal out of it, I'm sure there's already bars near mosques in other places in the U.S.

[sssick]

I would gladly chip in to help the owners out and help spread understanding and tolerance towards all.

[tarheelblue0378]

So:

People protesting a mosque = intolerant
But mosque-owner protesting a bar = tolerant

Mosque being built at GroundZero = tolerant
Bar being built near mosque = intolerant

Wow strong consistent standards.

pretty much

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,599202,00.html

GUTFELD: They said, "You are free to open whatever you like. If you won't consider the sensibilities of Muslims, you are not going to build dialogue."

Wow, talk about a double standard.

Ignoring the sensibilities of mosque-goers = intolerant
Ignoring the sensibilities of 9/11 victims = tolerant

yea that was it

[ll ReNeGaDe ll]

Meh he's making a big deal out of it, I'm sure there's already bars near mosques in other places in the U.S.

Gay bars?

[mehdi84]

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[leafs43]

BTW, Gutfield tends to make the most salient points on Fox News.

Ya, he is a goofball. Ya, he acts like a buffoon. Yet, his dialog, or should I say Gregalog, is some of the best commentary.


And his cohost is Bill Schultz, that dirty mongrel.

[ppself]

I liked the bbq restaurant idea better.

[NeverStopMoving]

This is actually a great idea.

New York should legalize gay marriage, legalize marijuana, and build all kinds of pot cafes and gay bars near the mosque.

We should use our "sins" to make them so uncomfortable they want to leave.

If they can tolerate our gays and blunts, then we can tolerate their mosque.

[dhj]

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/arti...d_Zero_Gay_Bar

"Well, isn’t that lovely. The same people who scream and yell about protecting the sanctity of marriage against the gay menace are now going to use gay people in a little reverse bigotry ploy against Muslims. It’s a circle jerk of hate.

And of course, the ones guffawing at this “brilliant provocation” would have embolisms of rage if someone proposed doing the same thing next to a Christian church. But never mind the hypocrisy, full speed ahead! Hurr durr durr!

I’ve never seen anything like the deluge of intolerance and prejudice that’s been released over the Park51 project."

[YARDGORILLA]

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/arti...d_Zero_Gay_Bar

"Well, isn’t that lovely. The same people who scream and yell about protecting the sanctity of marriage against the gay menace are now going to use gay people in a little reverse bigotry ploy against Muslims. It’s a circle jerk of hate.

And of course, the ones guffawing at this “brilliant provocation” would have embolisms of rage if someone proposed doing the same thing next to a Christian church. But never mind the hypocrisy, full speed ahead! Hurr durr durr!

I’ve never seen anything like the deluge of intolerance and prejudice that’s been released over the Park51 project."

Victims-r-us

weah................