ask a guy that owns 7 different Fleshlights anything (srs)

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go.......

[ripcitymadman]

your my hero

[D3th 2 Aw3]

lotus any good?

[Negatron617]

is there like an asian one........and a blackgirl one.........and a hispanic one..........so on and so forth?

[pumpkinale84]

your my hero

are you from a ghetto?

[BloodRush]

How does it compare to the feeling of punani? Does it accurately immitate it?

[ne12o]

u guise sold dat Lobster necklace?

[Whatsinaname84]

go.......

i recently made this one for rhl hubby.

[AcEXBOX]

I was disappointed with mine. Only used it like 6 times.

[ripcitymadman]

are you from a ghetto?

umm.. what?

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lotus any good?

i have a little dick so i can't reach past the "cervix"

i got a lotus sex in a can and it's pretty good. i also have the mini-lotus and it's good too

is there like an asian one........and a blackgirl one.........and a hispanic one..........so on and so forth?

no. they have an asian and hispanic one but really there's no difference. the skin tone and texture is the same, just the appearance of the vulva is different

[Whatsinaname84]

umm.. what?

you said your instead of youre...

[SDFlip]

How does it compare to the feeling of punani? Does it accurately immitate it?

if the real thing was a 10 and using your hand is a 1..... i'd give a fleshlight a solid 7. just got a new one last night, the swallow texture, and i'd rate it an 8

I was disappointed with mine. Only used it like 6 times.

what kind did you get?

[Hereforthelulz]

your my hero

A frighteningly large percentage of individuals fail to understand the difference between the words "you're" and "your". Here is a quick and dirty crash course on this common usage problem.

Understand the proper usage of the word you need. The best way to do that is to sound it out. There is a replacement test that will tell you for certain which word will fit. Read your sentence with "you are" in place of the "your/you're," intended. If it makes sense, then "you're" would be right. If not, then "your" would fit. You could also replace "your" with "my" in the sentence. If it fits, then use "your."

Write You're as a contraction or a combination, of the words you and are. Other examples of contractions include doesn't for does not, they're for they are, and can't for can not.

* "You're a good friend" means "You are a good friend."
* "I don't know what you're talking about" means "I don't know what you are talking about."

Write your as the possessive form of you, referring to something that a person has, something that belongs to the person in question or, the person you are talking to.

* "Is your stomach growling?"
* "Your book is on the table."


# "I can't read you're handwriting."

* Incorrect, because the contraction for "you are" is being used in place of the possessive form of you. I can't read you are handwriting doesn't make sense. It should be replaced with "your".

# "If your hungry, then you should probably eat something."

* Incorrect because there is no possession in question. this passes the replacement test. Rewriting it with "you are" fits. This should be replaced with you're, or you are.

# "I think your very smart."

* Again, incorrect. The "very smart" does not belong to the person that you are talking to — this doesn't make any sense. Replace your with you're, or you are.

[Shangius]

if the real thing was a 10 and using your hand is a 1..... i'd give a fleshlight a solid 7. just got a new one last night, the swallow texture, and i'd rate it an 8

brb ordering

[sword_]

Don't they have a PIITB one? How does that feel?

[SDFlip]

brb ordering

i'd suggest either the wonderwave or the vortex


ribbed sucks
lotus isn't bad
swallow is GREAT

[vazquez]

is there like an asian one........and a blackgirl one.........and a hispanic one..........so on and so forth?

how would each one be distinguished?

black one is obvious but there are many tan asians and light hispanics.

this question has potential.

[AcEXBOX]

if the real thing was a 10 and using your hand is a 1..... i'd give a fleshlight a solid 7. just got a new one last night, the swallow texture, and i'd rate it an 8




what kind did you get?

An original. I think I'm going to try it out again lol. I hate that they get sticky. It's fun to stick it in between the mattress though LOL.

EDIT: God damn these things have gone up in price.

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Don't they have a PIITB one? How does that feel?

they have two kinds the forbidden which is supposed to simulate anal

and then you can create your own with the butt entry and choose in inner texture such as the ultra tight

i have a butt entry with a ribbed texture. i like the butt entry but not ribbed. i also have a butt entry with vortex texture and it's one of my favorites

[JAC4146]

i'd suggest either the wonderwave or the vortex


ribbed sucks
lotus isn't bad
swallow is GREAT

ill buy the ribbed one from you

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how would each one be distinguished?

black one is obvious but there are many tan asians and light hispanics.

this question has potential.

i already answered this. they used to have an option where you could choose the color of the fleshlight but it was discontinued.

they had mocha and tan, i think.... one was dark like a black girl, the other looked like real skin instead of pink

An original. I think I'm going to try it out again lol. I hate that they get sticky. It's fun to stick it in between the mattress though LOL.

EDIT: God damn these things have gone up in price.

toss it in a ziploc bag full of baby powder or cornstarch. it will make it feel like new again

[SDFlip]

ill buy the ribbed one from you

i cut that one in half so i could use it as a quicker convenient way to fap.

easier to clean and more discreet (when travelling)

[Philopo]

do you have to lube these things?

[ripcitymadman]

you said your instead of youre...

oh i see... its 3 in the am. i've worried enough about my grammar in my midterms. i didnt think i had to ****ing worry about it on the misc... dick

[SDFlip]

do you have to lube these things?

yes with water based lube. oil will damage it

some textures use more lube than others due to all the grooves and how tight the inner canal is

[sword_]

they have two kinds the forbidden which is supposed to simulate anal

and then you can create your own with the butt entry and choose in inner texture such as the ultra tight

i have a butt entry with a ribbed texture. i like the butt entry but not ribbed. i also have a butt entry with vortex texture and it's one of my favorites

LOL feels good man?

Where do you get your fap material from?

[triglyceride]

i'd suggest either the wonderwave or the vortex


ribbed sucks
lotus isn't bad
swallow is GREAT

How about the STU?

[SDFlip]

LOL feels good man?

Where do you get your fap material from?

lol feels GREAT man.

i use pornhub.... sometimes beeg. if that stuff gets boring i find random pages from jasminrouge

[SUMTINGVEWYWONG]

Stamina Training Unit
ILF claims this is one of their most intense sensations ever, I am not going to argue. The insert, at its widest point, is the same diameter of the Super-Tight (1/2”) insert but unlike the ST it contains hundreds of bumps lining the inside. Now, that doesn’t sound particularly interesting but my yank begs to differ. It feels so good from the first time you slide in there and just keeps getting more intense the closer you get to orgasm. When you do decide to unload, or when you can’t stop yourself, it becomes even more intense as those bumps caress the tip of your member.

Butt / Super-Ribbed
First of all I must say that anal sex in real life doesn’t appeal all that much to me for the obvious reasons. However, the Fleshlight removes these problems leaving me wishing the real thing were as wonderful. The Butt orifice is distinct in its appearance, but also in the fact that the distance to the insert texture is shortened compared to the Lady entrance. The Super-Ribbed insert is usually referred to as the Super-Tight Super-Ribbed insert by most people because it also shares the same ½” diameter of the smooth Super-Tight insert. However, as the name implies it is ribbed; there are tons of little valleys spaced extremely close together in there and it is a really awesome feeling. If I had to rate this one myself based on its intensity I would probably place it above the STU. Those ridges play hell on the tip of your penis, in an extremely pleasing way. I definitely find that I can reach orgasm much faster with this texture than the STU and once the orgasm starts I HAVE to stop moving in and out because my head is so sensitive by this point.

Raven Riley / Lotus
ILF’s newest insert is supposed to simulate vaginal sex perfectly. Now, when I first got this one and tried it out I was completely disappointed with it, but after having it for some time now and getting a chance to use it more I have really come to love it. The vaginal lips and clitoris are so much better to look at, since they are molded after Raven Riley, than the standard Lady orifice. Another thing I noticed about this sleeve is that the material it is made out of is noticeably softer than any of my other inserts. Anyway, as you first start into the Lotus and pass the tight entrance you find yourself in a wide opening that ends in what ILF calls an inverted node followed by some more chambers like what you find in the Wonder Wave. I will be the first to say that this insert is not anywhere near as intense as most of my other ones, but if that is all I said to describe it, I would be doing it a severe injustice. I can only explain it by saying that it is extremely pleasing to use; the soft insert feels so good and then you reach that inverted node, which curls backwards when you pull out past it. All of that together makes for an amazing FLight with an unexpectedly strong orgasm at the end.

Lady / Vortex
The Vortex is difficult to explain in words because the interior is quite complex. I suppose I should start by mentioning that there are multiple seams or ridges that spiral around the interior as they run the length of the insert. Now, that alone would be intense, but there are also multiple chambers of varying diameter. At its tightest point it has the same ¼” diameter of the Ultra-Tight insert but the variation in diameter plus the spiraling ridges are impossible to explain in words. All I can say is that it is one of the most interesting sensations of all of my inserts. If there was any insert that you should get in the Ice color, it is this one. It is so awesome to be able to see your shaft running through those sensational chambers!

Butt / Speed Bump
Supposedly the most intense sensation you can get with a Fleshlight is the Speed Bump and I agree. Now, if you were to compare this insert with the STU you would see that they are basically the same setup, but how they are executed makes all of the difference in the world. The Speed Bump is yet another ½” diameter sleeve with the well-known Super-Tight Super-Ribbed moniker. The STU and SB share the same staggered bump pattern, but while the STU has large, closely spaced bumps the SB has smaller bumps that are spaced considerably further apart and the sensation is totally different. It feels like 50 little fingers rubbing your head and shaft as your plunge in and out of this insert. Lasting takes serious practice in this insert, you just have to completely stop moving your penis when you get close to orgasm, but let me tell you when you do decide to let go it will drain you like crazy. It is definitely a knee-trembler.

Lady / Wonder Wave
If memory serves me correctly this was the first textured insert available in the Fleshlight and it still is a very good one. As the name implies, there are many sequential waves lining the insert. I was a little skeptical of this insert since the FL community hailed it as one of the all-time favorites and that sets the grounds for a big possible let down. Yet again my worries were thwarted after using this one a couple of times. Those continuous waves just caress the tip of your penis and are just as pleasing as you rub back past them as when you push through them. Even with the release of the Lotus most people swear this is the more realistic insert.

Stealth / Original
I was not expecting much from this insert since it is looser than any other insert I have, but after about the second session of using it, I REALLY like it! It is exactly the same as my Ultra-Tight, but 4 times wider on the inside, now that might make it sound to wide, but trust me it isn’t. I suppose I should have just said that is like the UT because it is totally smooth. Anyway, if you want a slow, relaxing session that still ends with an amazing orgasm, then grab this one. It should be mentioned that I used this insert after trying every other textured insert available and I still like it. Now, I decided to get the Stealth entrance since I didn’t have it, and I am glad I did! It is shaped like a coin slot and it WRAPS your dick in a way that resembles the Butt orifice but I find it more pleasing.

Tera Patrick / Twista
INTENSE! Absolutely no other word for this insert! It will have to squirming around as you stroke your yank! I rate this insert as a tie with the Speed Bump on the subject of intensity. The interior has a spiraling ridge that runs the whole length and on top of that the canal gets tighter from beginning to end! In the end, as much as I like the Lotus, this one wins when it comes to the best orgasm.




^ i didnt write this btw.