The Evolution of Liberals

**US_Ranger** · 05-07-2007, 09:12 AM

Wow, there are some serious pussies in this thread. And I don't mean because of left/right wing. I mean there are a lot of pussies who can't take a joke. It happens that 95% of them are lefties in this thread. If you can't take a joke, please kill yourself in real life.

kthxbye

**MediaDeit** · 05-07-2007, 09:15 AM

Since it seems my discalimer at the top failed to advise the tightasses not to enter, I will try to untwist their panties by posting two jokes about republicans:

Republican joke numero uno..........ahem:

Iraq vs. Vietnam

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

Republican joke numero dos............ahem:

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute give value for the money she takes.

Oh Snap! That sounded more like a democrat joke......hmmmm..........I will have my people check on where that went wrong and get back to you.

**MushMouth** · 05-07-2007, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by Shaun1990

I am sorry, but the original post is totally wrong, usually jokes have some facts in order for them to be ammusing...

Oh, its funny. Its "funny" the way racists think jokes about the racial inferiority of blacks are funny.

Give them time ... eventually this hate-mongering will metastasize into a full blown hate-ideology.

**MediaDeit** · 05-07-2007, 09:19 AM

You know, I knew some hard liberal would really getupset, but I didn't think this many would and now they try to drag in the PC crap, and compare it to racism. LOL, I'd kill myself if I was ever such a PC tightass.

**BVAV** · 05-07-2007, 09:20 AM

Originally Posted by MushMouth

Oh, its funny. Its "funny" the way racists think jokes about the racial inferiority of blacks are funny.

Give them time ... eventually this hate-mongering will metastasize into a full blown hate-ideology.

Hate mongering is what they do best after all...

**PSMF** · 05-07-2007, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by US_Ranger

Wow, there are some serious pussies in this thread. And I don't mean because of left/right wing. I mean there are a lot of pussies who can't take a joke. It happens that 95% of them are lefties in this thread. If you can't take a joke, please kill yourself in real life.

kthxbye

from

just joke

**The Experiment** · 05-07-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by MediaDeit

Another liberal who can only cry, moan and bitch. Lighten up

Trust me, I got the half assed joke.

Expect to see an "Evolution of Conservatives" soon from me.

**PSMF** · 05-07-2007, 09:25 AM

Originally Posted by BVAV

Hate mongering is what they do best after all...

After all this is their bread and butter

just joke

**US_Ranger** · 05-07-2007, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by The Experiment

Trust me, I got the half assed joke.

Expect to see an "Evolution of Conservatives" soon from me.

Uh oh! WATCH OUT!

*BOB, ISLE 2, WE HAVE A PISSED OFF LIBERAL IN ISLE 2!*

I hope your "Evolution of Conservatives" is sneaky and extremely funny. I wonder if there will be any George Bush jokes! ROFLCOPTER!

**lordofchaos** · 05-07-2007, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by MediaDeit

Since it seems my discalimer at the top failed to advise the tightasses not to enter, I will try to untwist their panties by posting two jokes about republicans:

Republican joke numero uno..........ahem:

Iraq vs. Vietnam

Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

Republican joke numero dos............ahem:

Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute give value for the money she takes.

Oh Snap! That sounded more like a democrat joke......hmmmm..........I will have my people check on where that went wrong and get back to you.

oh ****.. those are the best 2 jokes in the thread hands down...

ok, my turn...

Q: Why don't liberals like moments of silence?
A: Because silence leads to thinking, and thinking leads to becoming a conservative...

**The Experiment** · 05-07-2007, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by US_Ranger

Uh oh! WATCH OUT!

*BOB, ISLE 2, WE HAVE A PISSED OFF LIBERAL IN ISLE 2!*

I hope your "Evolution of Conservatives" is sneaky and extremely funny. I wonder if there will be any George Bush jokes! ROFLCOPTER!

Nah, no Bush jokes. Plenty of fertile ground of retard Republicans in the Midwest.

**Lothar** · 05-07-2007, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by MushMouth

Oh, its funny. Its "funny" the way racists think jokes about the racial inferiority of blacks are funny.

Give them time ... eventually this hate-mongering will metastasize into a full blown hate-ideology.

Well played

Originally Posted by BVAV

Hate mongering is what they do best after all...

Like what you always do...inlcuding this post?

Originally Posted by The Experiment

Trust me, I got the half assed joke.

Expect to see an "Evolution of Conservatives" soon from me.

So you're actually foing to go out of your way to write your own version to this joke to prove a point?

Originally Posted by PSMF

After all this is their bread and butter

just joke

I thought conservatives weren't supposed to have a sense of humor? Seems its the liberals who don't have a sense of humor!

Originally Posted by The Experiment

Nah, no Bush jokes. Plenty of fertile ground of retard Republicans in the Midwest.

As if the same can't be said for all else.

**ReppinDaUSA** · 05-07-2007, 09:41 AM

Wow there are a lot of whiny babies in this thread. Waaaahhh they made a joke about me, waaaahhhhh!

**PSMF** · 05-07-2007, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by The Experiment

Nah, no Bush jokes. Plenty of fertile ground of retard Republicans in the Midwest.

hahahah

**Lothar** · 05-07-2007, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by ReppinDaUSA

Wow there are a lot of whiny babies in this thread. Waaaahhh they made a joke about me, waaaahhhhh!

That's pretty mcuh how they take it.

Then they try to cleverly outplay the OP by posting their own version of jokes....but jokes that are much more clever.

**BVAV** · 05-07-2007, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Lothar

That's pretty mcuh how they take it.

Then they try to cleverly outplay the OP by posting their own version of jokes....but jokes that are much more clever.

I find it amusing that people interjecting simple critisms of the op has riled up so many of you. Sorry but your joke just wasn't that funny. Get over it.

Strong irony

**PSMF** · 05-07-2007, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by BVAV

I find it amusing that people interjecting simple critisms of the op has riled up so many of you. Sorry but your joke just wasn't that funny. Get over it.

Strong irony

No they are sinless. They can't take simple criticism.

**MediaDeit** · 05-07-2007, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by BVAV

I find it amusing that people interjecting simple critisms of the OP The Great has riled up so many of you. OP the Great's joke was comedic gold, it made my day.

Fixed

**Pump that iron!** · 05-07-2007, 10:17 AM

Can't we all just get along?

Liberals, conservatives, socialists, comm-...ok not communists but everyone else!

**MushMouth** · 05-07-2007, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by lordofchaos

Q: Why don't liberals like moments of silence?
A: Because silence leads to thinking, and thinking leads to becoming a conservative...

You know, I can live with the hate-mongering. But its the inconsistency that get to me. Either be anti-intellectual or not. This "liberals are stupid non-thinkers" thing running at the same time as "liberals are effete socialist academics/scientists hoisting their one world anti-capitalist conspiracies (e.g. evolution and global warming) on the traditional Christian U.S.A" is annoying.

Pick a stereotype and stick with it, at least.

**SilverSpork** · 05-07-2007, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by TricepsNGirls

In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.

Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush."

After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"

Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"

Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.

But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."

A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.

All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.

These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:

"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"

OMG DID U A LIBREL KOLLEGE STOODENT MAKE FUN OF DA PRESIDENT? GET OUT OF HEAR!

Hope you guys realize lots of republicans, including myself, don't even like Bush. Keep on ripping on him you commi bastards!

**SilverSpork** · 05-07-2007, 10:47 AM

Breaking news:
Bones of first democrat found!

**JuanDenver** · 05-07-2007, 10:53 AM

hahahahhahaahahhahahahaaa

**1dayIWillBeBig** · 05-07-2007, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by PSMF

Conservative Bedfellows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgbpcPBVWZY

LMFAO

What's the deal with conservatives and gay prostitutes?

I wish I had MSNBC.

**Lothar** · 05-07-2007, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by SilverSpork

Breaking news:
Bones of first democrat found!

Nice.

**Lothar** · 05-07-2007, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by BVAV

I find it amusing that people interjecting simple critisms of the op has riled up so many of you. Sorry but your joke just wasn't that funny. Get over it.

Strong irony

I didn't write a joke.

It hasn't riled me up, it's just odd to see the reactions.

**PSMF** · 05-07-2007, 11:05 AM

Breaking News
Final Result of this thread

http://www.bartcop.com/ass-handed-gop.jpg

/end thread

**MediaDeit** · 05-07-2007, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by The Experiment

Trust me, I got the half assed joke.

Expect to see an "Evolution of Conservatives" soon from me.

Go ahead, I am sure it will be funny, and good luck.

**MediaDeit** · 05-07-2007, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by PSMF

Breaking News
Final Result of this thread

http://www.bartcop.com/ass-handed-gop.jpg

/end thread

Crying, moaning and bitching about a joke doesn't result in that picture. Bush's handling of Iraq would.

**MediaDeit** · 05-07-2007, 11:14 AM

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