I have to be honest, fellas. In my last thread, I called out dog owners and their complete indifference to the invasive & uncomfortable acts routinely inflicted upon their house guests at the paws of their unruly mutt. In that thread, I was a bit surprised at a number of users who seemed to view their dog as having a very high position in the household. Here are a few quotes:
"Lol at thinking there's any guest that I'd invite over to my house that I care about more than my dogs." -Tanerian
"It's the dogs house ...ain't your fking house." -blueberryboy
"it's my dog's home too, if you don't like it you can fuk right off." -Zackad
"So you go to the dogs house and expect him to adjust his behavior for you?" -Ironmanlet
So I just would like to take the time to call out all the retarded dog owners who claim that their pup is a valued member of the family, and even an equal member of the household. Listen, you butt-sucking homos love to posture on such stupid little platitudes, but I know for a fact that you don't believe any of it. I know you don't believe any of it because if you did, you sure as hell wouldn't have had your dog's balls chopped off. Ovaries cut out. Filleted and cut out. Then tossed in the garbage. That's how you treat a valued member of the family? That's how you treat your household equal? By having their reproductive organs surgically removed? Get real. I wouldn't even do that to my worst enemy.
Just stop the dog worship you pussies. Get your dog under control. Keep them contained when guests come over. Pick up their little poops. And understand, your dog would probably be completely indifferent to your existence if you weren't a constant food source. Not even joking. And If I could speak dog, the first thing I would do is tell all the canines that their jackass owner is the one responsible for lopping off their precious doggy ballsack. Don't imagine that would go over too well with them, eh? And all you gay, dog-loving bitches would just stand there with a stupid look on your face because that's all you know how to do. Look stupid.
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02-19-2024, 07:42 PM #1
I'm going to go ahead and call out you stinky dog owners again. Such hypocrisy.
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02-19-2024, 07:45 PM #2
Two words !
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I like dogs but white people dog cope is something else. The only thing worse is Asian female dog cope where they push a small dog in a baby stroller
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This.^^
Both my boys have balls and my female still has her ovaries.
My oldest boy is on the couch right now dying of cancer. He normally sleeps in his crate but, I think he's going back to where he loved to be as a puppy...always napped on the couch. Today was his worst day and I'll be up with him all night.
Hug your puppers tight...
My handsome beast
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Did not read a single word. Just lol @ dogs occupying so much mental real estate.
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02-20-2024, 06:39 AM #17
Canines & felines are fine(outside) but people pretending they're human beings is collective mental illness
There are way too many dog owners now, more than doubled in the last 3 years in the US; none of them get trained*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*
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02-20-2024, 06:46 AM #18
Ya, but look @ my snook ems OP...I may even feed him some premium cuts of meat tonite. In the Spring I'll get some Ducks from Tractor Supply, clip their wings and let my bby doll tear into em for some exercise..just maul the living piss out of em. I'll revisit this thread to show ya my lil cutey pah tootey in pics tearing the ass outta one
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02-20-2024, 06:48 AM #19
Gorgeous dog. Looks like a coyote at first glance, so it fits with your vibe I guess
I have a rottweiler who thinks she's still a puppy and will literally come to sit on me and put her head on my shoulder and gaze at me lovingly. She's a gigantic clown baby and the most affectionate dog I've ever seen. She's got her bed, though. I don't always want a dog on me.*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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02-20-2024, 06:54 AM #20
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My dog was intact until a medical emergency (a pyometra) at around 9 years old made spaying necessary.
Not everyone gets their animals bits lobbed off brah.
Ultimately, this is subjective, you can preach all you want but it's down to an individuals world view and the paradigm they exist in. If they want to value their dogs over other house guests, that's their opinion and there's not really any objective basis for you to claim it's invalid. Regarding dog behaviour in public towards strangers, it's a bit different of course and certain boundaries should be respected.
I tend to keep my dog under control and try to respect the fact not everyone loves dogs as much as i can, but what's interesting is how deeply this is bending you out of shape to make multiple threads about it, with such strong language. It may be strange to you, but it's actually perfectly okay for other people to view things differently to you, and to not share your subjective views regarding dogs, especially in their own homes and it doesn't make them 'stupid and retarded'. Absoloutly mental i know.
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02-20-2024, 07:03 AM #21
Buddy has a Rotty that's the same way. It's funny how intimidating it looks but in reality the thing jumps and runs if it hears a any bangs or even a grouse flying up. A coyote? Everyone in neighborhood thought it was a fox when they would see it run thru their yard
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Dude the other day my favorite hen died suddenly and I was really sad (srs). I opened the coop and she was dead by the door. Zero signs of any illness. Fuking prey animals. She was the best man. Had her for years, she was the alpha coq of the flock. She followed me everywhere, ate out of my hand, sunbathed on my porch and looked at me through the glass door, let me pick her up, stand on my knee, etc. I lock up that coop tight at night so no bloodthirsty animals can get in. Seriously. 3 locked doors.
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