HUGE!!!!!!!! Accounting is the Master Race

[AccountingMajor]

Just thought you'd like to know.

It may take some time to accept it. Just man up and deal with it.

If you send me your resume now, I may consider you for a janitor position down the line.

[Glutebrahhh]

Just thought you'd like to know.

It may take some time to accept it. Just man up and deal with it.

If you send me your resume now, I may consider you for a janitor position down the line.

Nah brah.

[miscerForLulz]

Nah brah.

[keyboardworkout]

I wish I had an accounting degree instead of law enforcement since it ended up being more of what I do.

[Ratfish]

wish i were a bean-counting autist notsrs

[Ratfish]

I wish I had an accounting degree instead of law enforcement since it ended up being more of what I do.

are you creating reports on how best to defund your department?

[jlick]

I'm getting my MBA right now. In an accounting class right now. Def have to be very detailed oriented and know all of the rules. I can understand why these guys make decent money.

[2am]

Pure tribalism OP. STEM, Accounting, Tradies, Marketing and so on, all have their place. Without one the others suffer.

[keyboardworkout]

are you creating reports on how best to defund your department?

tax crimes

[mesobuild]

What's your manager's number? I would like to develop a blockchain app to replace your jobs for less money.

[r0bo]

all accountants are literal cucks

[Ratfish]

tax crimes

like forensic accounting? that chit sounds pretty cool

how much easier would your job be if everything were cashless?

[2am]

What's your manager's number? I would like to develop a blockchain app to replace your jobs for less money.

Good luck with that. Accounting is far more people orientated and discretionary than people might think.

[meanstringbean]

Did a finance brah smash your gf OP?

[nothingshocking]

CPA checking in. Went back to grad school to study finance and strategy because accounting is incredibly mind numbing.

[keyboardworkout]

like forensic accounting? that chit sounds pretty cool

how much easier would your job be if everything were cashless?

If you are going to cheat, you need to be smart about it. You can't continue to stuff the mattress with cash, eventually it has to hit a bank account and then the trail starts.

It's damn near impossible to live cash only without leaving a trail. Rent, utilities, etc.

[Glutebrahhh]

What's your manager's number? I would like to develop a blockchain app to replace your jobs for less money.

Here bro, this should be all you need.

[Edged123]

CPA checking in. Went back to grad school to study finance and strategy because accounting is incredibly mind numbing.

Being able to read financial statements and understand how they integrate is still critical in finance. Valuations crew checking in

[sooby]

accounting master race checking in

conducting DCF analyses while smashing GF at home crew as we speak

[Microshaft]

CPA crew checking in

pure accounting is phuking useless in terms of generating revenue. If you want to be actually useful you have to have finance experience.

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

CPA crew checking in

pure accounting is phuking useless in terms of generating revenue. If you want to be actually useful you have to have finance experience.

all the data finance uses comes from accountants. if the financial data was inaccurate finance brahs would make no money

[criminal_manne]

I’m a CPA.... it’s a decent career and pays well but I can’t in good faith claim master race because the hours suck ass.

[ReyDelMundo]

Economist checking in, lol at addition and subtraction arithmetic master accountants.

We put you in the back and tell you to be quiet.

Someone had to fill out the bottom of the curve in undergrad.

[Glutebrahhh]

Economist checking in, lol at addition and subtraction arithmetic master accountants.

We put you in the back and tell you to be quiet.

Someone had to fill out the bottom of the curve in undergrad.

Bro your whole discipline is built on lies. Get out of here with that chit.

[AccountingMajor]

Pure tribalism OP. STEM, Accounting, Tradies, Marketing and so on, all have their place. Without one the others suffer.

I agree, but it's a hierarchy.

Accounting

tradesman

..... (Nearly everything else)

stem

marketing

Not going to college

...(Liberal Arts)

Order is debatable, but accounting will always be at the top.

Look man, I know your brain may have trouble understanding that accounting is the master race, but I will eventually have an open position for you after my fellow master race gets jobs.

Would you like to be a secretary or coffee boy?

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

Economist checking in, lol at addition and subtraction arithmetic master accountants.

We put you in the back and tell you to be quiet.

Someone had to fill out the bottom of the curve in undergrad.

economics is one of the most low IQ business degrees. serious. only management and marketing are worse

[Microshaft]

all the data finance uses comes from accountants. if the financial data was inaccurate finance brahs would make no money

True but here's the thing. Accounting is literally debit and credit. Anything complicated was simply invented by someone, likely to make it so accountants are "needed" and relevant. Sure you need auditors to check that companies aren't frauding, but audit in its current state is a joke.

[AccountingMajor]

I wish I had an accounting degree instead of law enforcement since it ended up being more of what I do.

Honestly, you are not alone. It does me proud to see people like you admitting their faults.

While you may not be as smart as an accountant for picking a useless degree related law enforcement, you are above the ranks who stick by their useless degree.

You will definitely get a promotion to senior janitor if you send me your resume.

[sooby]

I agree, but it's a hierarchy.

Accounting

tradesman

..... (Nearly everything else)

stem

marketing

Not going to college

...(Liberal Arts)

Order is debatable, but accounting will always be at the top.

Look man, I know your brain may have trouble understanding that accounting is the master race, but I will eventually have an open position for you after my fellow master race gets jobs.

Would you like to be a secretary or coffee boy?

there are also opportunities for advancement, promoting coffee boy to purchasing manager of creamers and sugars as we speak

[2am]

I agree, but it's a hierarchy.

Accounting

tradesman

..... (Nearly everything else)

stem

marketing

Not going to college

...(Liberal Arts)

Order is debatable, but accounting will always be at the top.

Look man, I know your brain may have trouble understanding that accounting is the master race, but I will eventually have an open position for you after my fellow master race gets jobs.

Would you like to be a secretary or coffee boy?

I am accounting crew