Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker discussion thread

[eltoro24]

All Disney was concerned about was selling merchandise so they rushed everything to market including these awful movies

Well Disney sucks ass at merchandise as well. Guess the hottest toy doll right now. Baby Yoda and Disney doesn’t even have one out for Christmas. You can buy the rights to get one in like February/March. Wtf is their problem.

[ohiostate124]

If Rey was dead, why didn’t she disappear? Kylo disappears pretty quick after he hilariously just drops dead.

This movie might have the worst writing I’ve ever seen.

[JUGGERNAUT1333]

Well Disney sucks ass at merchandise as well. Guess the hottest toy doll right now. Baby Yoda and Disney doesn’t even have one out for Christmas. You can buy the rights to get one in like February/March. Wtf is their problem.

This is off topic, but I haven't seen the Mandalorian yet, is this set way in the past before Episode I I'm assuming?, hence Baby Yoda.

[ohiostate124]

This is off topic, but I haven't seen the Mandalorian yet, is this set way in the past before Episode I I'm assuming?, hence Baby Yoda.

It’s not actually baby Yoda. That’s just what people are calling it. It’s just a member of the same species. I don’t remember for sure but I believe it takes place somewhere after episode 6.

[jlick]

This is off topic, but I haven't seen the Mandalorian yet, is this set way in the past before Episode I I'm assuming?, hence Baby Yoda.

no it's set after episoide 9. people call him baby yoda but he's not (as far as I know)

[DrumsNotDead]

lol i totally forgot about this one:


So Rey goes back to Ach-To and burns her ship to trap herself there. She then throws the lightsaber into the fire where..........Lukes force ghost CATCHES IT.

My god, so force ghosts can apparently interact with objects. But wait it gets worse......

Lukes ghost then uses the force to lift an xwing out of the water.....so not only does this conveniently allow Rey to get back off the islan she just got to, it also establishes that force ghosts can also use the fuking force as well as use fuking lightsabers.



WHY DIDNT THE GHOSTS OFLUKE, YODA, OBI WAN, ANAKIN, AND WHOEVER THE FUK ELSE JUST GO KILL PALPATINE?????

you dont even need Rey....jesus christ what a disaster

They already showed this was possible in Last Jedi when ghost form yoda used lightning to burn the tree. Begging the question, why the **** didn't he just do that to the emperor. All in all it was dumb as **** through and through.

[DrumsNotDead]

no it's set after episoide 9. people call him baby yoda but he's not (as far as I know)

No it isn't. It is set after the Return of The Jedi.

[iloveus]

This is off topic, but I haven't seen the Mandalorian yet, is this set way in the past before Episode I I'm assuming?, hence Baby Yoda.

The Mandalorian is set after Episode 6: Return of the Jedi

It's a creature of the same species. It's a child but since it looks exactly like Yoda, people are calling it Baby Yoda

[iloveus]

No it isn't. It is set after the Return of The Jedi.

Right, they could've gotten Baby Yoda to kill Palpatine

[zknarc]

I keep opening this thread hoping for a sequel to the epic wincel hate response.

[DrumsNotDead]

This is off topic, but I haven't seen the Mandalorian yet, is this set way in the past before Episode I I'm assuming?, hence Baby Yoda.

No it is set after Episode 6, Return of The Jedi. Yoda is dead at this point, we are calling him baby yoda because his race has no name and they have no idea where he came from. Nobody calls him baby yoda in the show, that's just what fans have called him since there is no other name to refer to him by. Some think he could be a clone of yoda, some think he could be a baby that was intentionally hidden away to preserve the race. The remaining members of the empire are after him because they know his power and want to study him or extract it. The mandalorian doesn't know what he is or the extent of his powers, but he has seen some display of his powers over the course of a few episodes and is trying to protect him as he himself was tormented as a child and lost his parents in war when he was young.

[DrumsNotDead]

If Rey was dead, why didn’t she disappear? Kylo disappears pretty quick after he hilariously just drops dead.

This movie might have the worst writing I’ve ever seen.

She can't die, she's a strong young woman of privilege.

[eltoro24]

The Mandalorian is set after Episode 6: Return of the Jedi

It's a creature of the same species. It's a child but since it looks exactly like Yoda, people are calling it Baby Yoda

Not to be a total nerd but here it goes.

They never named the Yoda Species. Lucas wanted to keep it a mystery so they are all called Yoda Species. So calling it a Baby Yoda is technically correct.

Ok so how the **** are they passing stuff threw the force. That might have been useful for 8 previous episodes.

[Ken-O]

doesnt matter who baby yoda is. Hes dead anyways by the time episode 7-9 happen, as we never see him.

[JesseV87]

I didnt hate it actually. I thought the Force-related stuff was absolutely stupid at times but I think this was the first time I actually gave a **** about Rey. Could see myself liking it less down the line but on first watch I felt pretty satisfied.

[shmobin]

Right, they could've gotten Baby Yoda to kill Palpatine

Assuming it survives the Mandalorian timeline.

[Game_Set_Tat]

funniest thing i saw in a while

[momo5]

Spoiler rage below


movie is awful, and Palpatine won! The fact that the skywalker and all the original hero'es are finally dead and palpatine bloodline continues on, if she ever has a son he could be the next emporer... what a load of sht this movie is.

Just like a palpatine rey takes the identity of skywalker to blend in and avoid being hunted for being a palpatine. Just like palpatine was in the senate and government. Slammed my fist at this movie fck it!

the final battle was fcking retarded! Palpatine died in 5 seconds, this ultimate sith emporer lord! it was hilarious I was like wtf that's it! Where is the epic light saber battles, just wth! Kylo vs Rey was shtty fight! Nothing like the best jedi light saber battles from revenge of the sith anakin vs obi, yoda vs palpatine.

Not once did palpatine throw any rocks or anything like he did vs yoda. He looked like a puppet with lightning cgi coming out of his hands. I was just like wtf thsi is disney man billion dollar company how can they make this so fcking bad! Fcking angry as hell man they could have at least tried to make it epic!

THere was so many moments where I was like wtf?

First one kylo snatches a chain off rey's neck when they are light years away from each other... wtf brah! Then a random storm trooper appears " HEY YOU!" i'm lik ewth brah when they show the planet you see no storm troopers then randomly one teleports in like hey stop we have found you!

2nd wtf came very soon, next thing you kylo is there, rey does a fcking flip and destroys a tie fighter... I was like wtf brah... then the dude runs out like they got chewie! I'm like wtf!??? they do a force struggle to and rey blows the ship up, next rthing you know you see armada of tie fighters and ships coming to get them,kylo looks in the sky and it cuts to rey and the crew just hiding in some asteroid fields, no escape scene or nothing... at this point i'm looking around like wtf is this editing. Dude this is all I can do there is so much of this sht in the film I could write a whole book!

Then leia dies, woke city , chewie fcking falls to his knee's crying like going the fck off. I'm like wth so now we so woke that when women die we cry harder? This is suppose to be sad but I was laughing, and when leia died I felt nothing I was like why did she die? heart attack, old age, disease, why? not even explained. I was like man disney at this point I was furious how can anyone like this garbage, even if you are the most die hard fan the cuts and editing, the story telling was terrible.

" We wanted to satisfy fans" yeah they wanted to show you how rey is so powerful cause leia was a master jedi training her. movie starts off with some training and cuts back to the past where they make up bull sht showing leia training with luke and beating him in a light saber duel... I threw my hands up like brah? WHAT!? So now they want to show her training and then make up bull sht lies that leia was a master jedi! WOKE CITY how dare a man ever train a women to be a jedi, we gotta have a female jedi train her! CAUSE WE WOKE!

I've never been so mad at a film in a long time, this was worst than the last jedi man. Last jedi at least had good editing and cuts, this was a sht show man.

[iloveus]

Spoiler rage below


movie is awful, and Palpatine won! The fact that the skywalker and all the original hero'es are finally dead and palpatine bloodline continues on, if she ever has a son he could be the next emporer... what a load of sht this movie is.

Just like a palpatine rey takes the identity of skywalker to blend in and avoid being hunted for being a palpatine. Just like palpatine was in the senate and government. Slammed my fist at this movie fck it!

the final battle was fcking retarded! Palpatine died in 5 seconds, this ultimate sith emporer lord! it was hilarious I was like wtf that's it! Where is the epic light saber battles, just wth! Kylo vs Rey was shtty fight! Nothing like the best jedi light saber battles from revenge of the sith anakin vs obi, yoda vs palpatine.

Not once did palpatine throw any rocks or anything like he did vs yoda. He looked like a puppet with lightning cgi coming out of his hands. I was just like wtf thsi is disney man billion dollar company how can they make this so fcking bad! Fcking angry as hell man they could have at least tried to make it epic!

THere was so many moments where I was like wtf?

First one kylo snatches a chain off rey's neck when they are light years away from each other... wtf brah! Then a random storm trooper appears " HEY YOU!" i'm lik ewth brah when they show the planet you see no storm troopers then randomly one teleports in like hey stop we have found you!

2nd wtf came very soon, next thing you kylo is there, rey does a fcking flip and destroys a tie fighter... I was like wtf brah... then the dude runs out like they got chewie! I'm like wtf!??? they do a force struggle to and rey blows the ship up, next rthing you know you see armada of tie fighters and ships coming to get them,kylo looks in the sky and it cuts to rey and the crew just hiding in some asteroid fields, no escape scene or nothing... at this point i'm looking around like wtf is this editing. Dude this is all I can do there is so much of this sht in the film I could write a whole book!

Then leia dies, woke city , chewie fcking falls to his knee's crying like going the fck off. I'm like wth so now we so woke that when women die we cry harder? This is suppose to be sad but I was laughing, and when leia died I felt nothing I was like why did she die? heart attack, old age, disease, why? not even explained. I was like man disney at this point I was furious how can anyone like this garbage, even if you are the most die hard fan the cuts and editing, the story telling was terrible.

" We wanted to satisfy fans" yeah they wanted to show you how rey is so powerful cause leia was a master jedi training her. movie starts off with some training and cuts back to the past where they make up bull sht showing leia training with luke and beating him in a light saber duel... I threw my hands up like brah? WHAT!? So now they want to show her training and then make up bull sht lies that leia was a master jedi!

I've never been so mad at a film in a long time, this was worst than the last jedi man. Last jedi at least had good editing and cuts, this was a sht show man.

[TBO1313]

Spoiler rage below


movie is awful, and Palpatine won! The fact that the skywalker and all the original hero'es are finally dead and palpatine bloodline continues on, if she ever has a son he could be the next emporer... what a load of sht this movie is.

Just like a palpatine rey takes the identity of skywalker to blend in and avoid being hunted for being a palpatine. Just like palpatine was in the senate and government. Slammed my fist at this movie fck it!

the final battle was fcking retarded! Palpatine died in 5 seconds, this ultimate sith emporer lord! it was hilarious I was like wtf that's it! Where is the epic light saber battles, just wth! Kylo vs Rey was shtty fight! Nothing like the best jedi light saber battles from revenge of the sith anakin vs obi, yoda vs palpatine.

Not once did palpatine throw any rocks or anything like he did vs yoda. He looked like a puppet with lightning cgi coming out of his hands. I was just like wtf thsi is disney man billion dollar company how can they make this so fcking bad! Fcking angry as hell man they could have at least tried to make it epic!

THere was so many moments where I was like wtf?

First one kylo snatches a chain off rey's neck when they are light years away from each other... wtf brah! Then a random storm trooper appears " HEY YOU!" i'm lik ewth brah when they show the planet you see no storm troopers then randomly one teleports in like hey stop we have found you!

2nd wtf came very soon, next thing you kylo is there, rey does a fcking flip and destroys a tie fighter... I was like wtf brah... then the dude runs out like they got chewie! I'm like wtf!??? they do a force struggle to and rey blows the ship up, next rthing you know you see armada of tie fighters and ships coming to get them,kylo looks in the sky and it cuts to rey and the crew just hiding in some asteroid fields, no escape scene or nothing... at this point i'm looking around like wtf is this editing. Dude this is all I can do there is so much of this sht in the film I could write a whole book!

Then leia dies, woke city , chewie fcking falls to his knee's crying like going the fck off. I'm like wth so now we so woke that when women die we cry harder? This is suppose to be sad but I was laughing, and when leia died I felt nothing I was like why did she die? heart attack, old age, disease, why? not even explained. I was like man disney at this point I was furious how can anyone like this garbage, even if you are the most die hard fan the cuts and editing, the story telling was terrible.

" We wanted to satisfy fans" yeah they wanted to show you how rey is so powerful cause leia was a master jedi training her. movie starts off with some training and cuts back to the past where they make up bull sht showing leia training with luke and beating him in a light saber duel... I threw my hands up like brah? WHAT!? So now they want to show her training and then make up bull sht lies that leia was a master jedi!

I've never been so mad at a film in a long time, this was worst than the last jedi man. Last jedi at least had good editing and cuts, this was a sht show man.

[outfoxxed]

They shouldve let chewy stay dead

dont be afraid take a game of thrones approach

Problem with GoT is that all the alpha chads all died by season 6 and we're left with beta cucks like sam tarly, john "Jaden Smith" snow and all the sloots

[asmith474]

I don't get it... you guys complain about the movie being **** ... like we all knew it would be based on the previous crap... yet you still buy tickets and go watch it

[jlick]

I don't get it... you guys complain about the movie being **** ... like we all knew it would be based on the previous crap... yet you still buy tickets and go watch it

actually i got to go for free brah. my sister's boss bought out a whole theater for his staff and their friends/family to come. dude is a ballin ass dentist.

[momo5]

yes my master there is no reason to resist anymore

[momo5]

I don't get it... you guys complain about the movie being **** ... like we all knew it would be based on the previous crap... yet you still buy tickets and go watch it

Bro I didn't think it could be this bad man, I was like seeing ppl say the visuals was awesome. I was like OK we going to see some epic light saber /force stuff... nope I left no scenes I want to rewatch, nothing. At this point i'm full sith cause of how angry I am lol I went home and watched anakin vs obi again and just kinda pondered why couldn't they do this. just smh they have billions of dollars unlimited budget.. smh no epic light saber duel, no epic show of palpatines power. This dude has to be godly at this point but nope just a puppet attached to some strings shooting out some cheap lightning. I was like OK bro you let it reflect and fck you up vs windu cause you wantd anakin to turn to the dark side and save you. But you have no excuse here to kill yourself with this sht brah! So only thing I can think of is palpatine won he wanted to die, so rey could finish the skywalkers , bury the jedi sabers. Go have a baby, then in the next movie this would just make me laugh so hard. Palpatine possesses the baby to get a young body. Save my post in case they actually do this lmao

[Fang2]

Also Finn ended up being friend zoned

[iloveus]

Also Finn ended up being friend zoned

I thought he was with Rose

[iloveus]

actually i got to go for free brah. my sister's boss bought out a whole theater for his staff and their friends/family to come. dude is a ballin ass dentist.

Dentists make good money.

I currently have 3 dentists paying me thousands/month each to do their SEO, Social Media and Ads

[bartosh]

doesnt matter who baby yoda is. Hes dead anyways by the time episode 7-9 happen, as we never see him.

On the contrary, who cares about episodes 7-9?

[bartosh]

" We wanted to satisfy fans" yeah they wanted to show you how rey is so powerful cause leia was a master jedi training her. movie starts off with some training and cuts back to the past where they make up bull sht showing leia training with luke and beating him in a light saber duel... I threw my hands up like brah? WHAT!? So now they want to show her training and then make up bull sht lies that leia was a master jedi! WOKE CITY how dare a man ever train a women to be a jedi, we gotta have a female jedi train her! CAUSE WE WOKE!

I mean you're just being stupid at this one. you're making it a gender thing when it isn't relevant

She had training from luke in the last movie. Guess what. luke is dead. guess what, she needs some sort of training to have more level-ups to go against palps

Which male do you want to train her now that luke is dead? It's established that leia was a force user already so might as well have her train rey considering leia had a potential THIRTY YEARS OF TRAINING WITH THE ANAKIN BLOODLINE

but no, she's a woman so that's bad /s

or would you rather just have rey trained by force ghost qui gon/obiwon/anakin/yoda/luke lol ok man sure