Misc Firearms Crew LVII: Smile, Wait for Flash

[sigsauerbrah]

wow great submissions guys. he'll have so much wisdom from you beautiful men when he decides to get his smooth-skinned ass in this thread

>you should try going to someplace exotic as a study abroad. really makes you appreciate the US when you come back. kosovo, uzbekistan, laos, lebanon and south sudan are all great choices
>men have a prostate for a reason
>learn to love your curves
>being young and smooth is a bonus when applying for positions at gay bars
>don't eat broccoli, it's really not worth the effort
>whatever dose the doctor recommends, double it
>showing up for work on time is not really mandatory

> there are thousands of nerve endings in the anus.

[sigsauerbrah]

mfc military brahs,

thinking of getting one of these shirts cuz'd like to support Marcus Lutrell's company, and honestly i like the name of the company "never quit"
https://team-never-quit.myshopify.com/collections/men

He's got some cool designs but some of the ones i like have military references on them. Like this shirt has part of the Navy SEAL creed on it. Would feel a little awkward with that, as I am obviously not a SEAL and not trying to stolen valor anything

[img]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/68/d5/97/68d597cb650d16da3eb163dfcc4103a3.jpg[img]

or like this one which is red and has a great logo on the front, but on the back it talks about the R.E.D. Friday campaign - (remember everyone deployed)
https://team-never-quit.myshopify.co...q-vintage-logo
which I would love to support, but I dont want to come off as a civilian wanna-be.

thoughts?

Design on the front looks communist with a fascist eagle.

Quoting this to put it in my sig when I'm off mobile, fkn lol'd.

Any of you average Joes without military/LEO background take classes yourselves? I would love to take some type of self defense class, as well as a more advanced pistol course. I would love a knife skills course, but those seem few and far between and super expensive.

Ive been doing some Krav Maga for about 1 month now, its pretty cool.

[PapaBurgandy]

Morning, MFC.

[Farley1324]

I'd say, enjoy not needing coffee while it lasts. Around 25 is when I started really needing coffee.

<-- Still not caffeine dependent, doesn't drink coffee either (average 6 hours sleep)

[Bumpus]

Start a retirement account like right fuggin now.

>if you're going to buy a car, make sure it has brakes and also lights

Along those lines, 98% of the girls (or boys) out there don't care what you drive (just ask pin)....and if they do run far far far away. So don't sink stupid amounts of cash into your ride.

<-- Still not caffeine dependent, doesn't drink coffee either (average 6 hours sleep)

who was snickers, chocolate milk and coke?

[Farley1324]

Rarely caffeine before noon, even then, a can or equivalent is what like 40 mg lol

[jarryd2018]

Rarely caffeine before noon, even then, a can or equivalent is what like 40 mg lol

I've been up for 23 minutes and already downed a cup of coffee.

[Bumpus]

I've been up for 23 minutes and already downed a cup of coffee.

Howdy. "4" cups down....8 to go.

[PapaBurgandy]

25 minutes awake, coffee has already been consumed.

[28maynard]

Woke up
C4
Squats
???
Profit

[Bumpus]

Woke up
C4
Squats
???
Profit

Usually dis, but hernia so not for awhile

[Steve707]

Morning guys.

[taf1968]

Sheeeeit thats like an hour away from me. I need a new desert spot



Tyler:
Dont fuk 40 girls during freshman year, it seems awesome until you realize you now assume that every girl is a massive sloot.
Grades matter more than partying in college
Don't join a frat unless you like homosexuality and date rape
Don't buy a SCAR when you're 19 years old
Sit next to the hottest girl in class on the first day
When you're banging your boyfriend's tight little anoos, have the common courtesy to give him a reach around and whisper sweet nothings into his ear

I don't remember ever being date raped . . . the homosecks thing was only once a week after chapter meetings.

[Talason]

mfc military brahs,

thinking of getting one of these shirts cuz'd like to support Marcus Lutrell's company, and honestly i like the name of the company "never quit"
https://team-never-quit.myshopify.com/collections/men

He's got some cool designs but some of the ones i like have military references on them. Like this shirt has part of the Navy SEAL creed on it. Would feel a little awkward with that, as I am obviously not a SEAL and not trying to stolen valor anything



or like this one which is red and has a great logo on the front, but on the back it talks about the R.E.D. Friday campaign - (remember everyone deployed)
https://team-never-quit.myshopify.co...q-vintage-logo
which I would love to support, but I dont want to come off as a civilian wanna-be.

thoughts?

They seem so edgy, same with most of Grunt Style's clothing.

[PapaBurgandy]

I don't remember ever being date raped . . . the homosecks thing was only once a week after chapter meetings.

+1 on not being date raped, can confirm the homosecks after chapter meetings.

[jarryd2018]

+1 on not being date raped, can confirm the homosecks after chapter meetings.

Can confirm, no date rape. Only weekly homosecks and glock talk.

[YourGunShowTix]

I must've subscribed to the wrong thread when I was asleep or something...

[TylerA120]

im not sure what to say now. thank you guise for spreading your endless wisdom and life experiences of hookers, sharpie up pooper, retirement, and caffeine.

although I've already broken the caffeine one. I've been drinking coffee daily ever since like middle school.

[twovalvekid]

I've been drinking coffee daily ever since like middle school.

So like...you've been drinking coffee for...like...3 years?

Rarely caffeine before noon, even then, a can or equivalent is what like 40 mg lol

This explains so muhc.

I've been up for 23 minutes and already downed a cup of coffee.

This. Im on cup 2.

Along those lines, 98% of the girls (or boys) out there don't care what you drive (just ask pin)....and if they do run far far far away. So don't sink stupid amounts of cash into your ride.



who was snickers, chocolate milk and coke?

Sinks stupid amounts of cash into cars. Not to impress others, but to have fun in what I drive.

Cum at me phgt.

[mm394006]

This cutting is killing me. ****ing lethargy. I miss gains.

I don't know what it is, but mine is going great. This time around I've been able to keep my carbs pretty low for several days in a row and not get that worn down wanna die feeling. Averaging around 0.5-0.75lbs a week and keeping a good bit of size. Took a progress pic last night and for one of the few times in my life was actually kinda satisfied with how I look. Feelsgoodman


TylerA Advice Section:
Trying to be cool is the most uncool thing you can do
Trying to get people to like you will just leave you surrounded by chitty, fake people
That thing that everyone is going to notice and will ruin your life... no one will notice or care
Work hard now so everything later on is relatively easy
You can never "win" an argument with a person you love or care about by being right
Don't take yourself too seriously... If you can make fun of yourself no one can touch you
The first one to get angry looks like an idiot and loses all leverage
Learn from other people's mistakes
Don't buy guns, you'll shoot your eye out

[TylerA120]

also lol, what's next? study in the West Bank? civil wars are no bueno

though I do know of some guy that left my school to go study in Israel, now he posts pics of him and IDF sloots now. he always seemed like the Dylan Klebold type tho.

[Steve707]

<-- Still not caffeine dependent, doesn't drink coffee either (average 6 hours sleep)

One of these days when you move out of the basement you'll learn the joys of coffee.

[blumpkin415]

mfc military brahs,

thinking of getting one of these shirts cuz'd like to support Marcus Lutrell's company, and honestly i like the name of the company "never quit"
https://team-never-quit.myshopify.com/collections/men

He's got some cool designs but some of the ones i like have military references on them. Like this shirt has part of the Navy SEAL creed on it. Would feel a little awkward with that, as I am obviously not a SEAL and not trying to stolen valor anything



or like this one which is red and has a great logo on the front, but on the back it talks about the R.E.D. Friday campaign - (remember everyone deployed)
https://team-never-quit.myshopify.co...q-vintage-logo
which I would love to support, but I dont want to come off as a civilian wanna-be.

thoughts?

If you like the shirt and the message, wear it.

I've been up for 23 minutes and already downed a cup of coffee.

I usually have one cup within 15 minutes of waking up, then switch to beer an hour later

They seem so edgy, same with most of Grunt Style's clothing.

Grunt Style is top tier

[PapaBurgandy]

Tyler: your parents aren't retarded, a couple of years on your own will cure you of that.
Don't party in college, study hard and get out as quickly as you can.
Get a real degree in a field that will translate to the real world.
Don't date your freshman year, you'll figure out why soon enough.

[jarryd2018]

Tyler: your parents aren't retarded, a couple of years on your own will cure you of that.
Don't party in college, study hard and get out as quickly as you can.
Get a real degree in a field that will translate to the real world.
Don't date your freshman year, you'll figure out why soon enough.

I've been on my own for 10 years and can fully confirm, my parents are retarded. I have had numerous people ask how I came from them. Everyone thinks I was switched at birth.

ETA mostly my mother, but you get the idea.

[Farley1324]

One of these days when you move out of the basement you'll learn the joys of coffee.

You must be new here

[twovalvekid]

This cutting is killing me. ****ing lethargy. I miss gains.

In on this. My energy levels have been in the basement since I started.

Tyler: your parents aren't retarded, a couple of years on your own will cure you of that.
Don't party in college, study hard and get out as quickly as you can.
Get a real degree in a field that will translate to the real world.
Don't date your freshman year, you'll figure out why soon enough.

This. If you party, do it minimally. I didn't have the chitshow college experience like a lot of phrens. I did a not easy degree (Physics/math minor) and spent A LOT of time studying/hw. Then went back to school to do a graduate cert in Nuclear Engineering and got my MBA at a top school, all while having a full time job. Along the way I was frustrated because everyone was going and having a blast while I either studied or worked.

Ill just say it pays off in the end. Doing pretty well for a 31 year old if I do say so myself.

[jarryd2018]

In on this. My energy levels have been in the basement since I started.



This. If you party, do it minimally. I didn't have the chitshow college experience like a lot of phrens. I did a not easy degree (Physics/math minor) and spend A LOT of time studying/hw. In the moment, I was frustrated because everyone was going and having a blast while I worked.

Ill just say it pays off in the end. Doing pretty well for a 31 year old if I do say so myself.

Listen to these folks saying to not party in college.

I have a ton of student loan debt with nothing to show for it and memories that piss me off now knowing how I pissed away so much money to have some drinks and do dumb ****.

Fortunately, I was able to luck into a decent job but most of my old college friends are still waiting tables or doing various other **** jobs.

[twovalvekid]

most of my old college friends are still waiting tables or doing various other **** jobs.

This. I think a good portion of the original group that did the technical side made it, but I look at a lot of my high school friends on ******** and realize how digging my heels in worked out in the end. Sure I had 4 years of not as much fun as they did, but the last 10 years have more than made up for it, and will continue to do so well into retirement.

[pinhooker]

In on this. My energy levels have been in the basement since I started.



This. If you party, do it minimally. I didn't have the chitshow college experience like a lot of phrens. I did a not easy degree (Physics/math minor) and spend A LOT of time studying/hw. Then went back to school to do a graduate cert in Nuclear Engineering and got my MBA at a top school, all while having a full time job. Along the way I was frustrated because everyone was going and having a blast while I either studied or worked.

Ill just say it pays off in the end. Doing pretty well for a 31 year old if I do say so myself.

I honestly don't know how people have time to do anything fun while majoring something that is STEM. I feel like I am studying every minute of the day. But being able to get a legit job after graduation>having an easy time during school but a useless degree

He's going to major in criminal justice though, so much for majoring in something useful