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1) Your Saturday is wide open. You decide to take the time to:
- stock up on ammunition
- buy a shiny new dong
- take pictures of dags
2) Oh no! Your boss just put their cell phone number up on ********. What do you do?
- send them pictures of your sweet honey delivery straw
- text them the correct spelling of "ween" with your Google Voice number
- sign them up for CatFacts
3) The Rant gathers for its annual barbecue. You are most likely going to bring:
- the finest of beer selections, but only for those worthy to partake
- a grill that has a built-in kegerator and enough room to cook a cow and a half
- some beans or something
4) Winter Storm Alert! You are enlisted to help prepare the Rant Emergency Safety Hideout - your first task is:
- start bringing down weight plates so everyone has plenty of iron to lift
- installing a sweet new movie theater and rigging it up with 5 terabytes of movies and TV shows
- soothe everyone's nerves by putting Darivotti Naldiano's RANT on the record player
5) Someone just negged you - what do you do?
- neg 'em right back!
- PM them and give them a piece of your mind!
- rep them so they can neg you for more next time!
6) Lencho's Emporium has come out with its new Flavor Craver lineup. You are called in to the testing facility to lend your expertise. Of all the flavors you sample, your taste buds tingle the most at:
- Flippy's Cinnamon-Sugar Stickybuns
- Chuzzle's Breakfast Blend
- Tea & Honey
7) Fantasy draft time! You can be found:
- taking advantage of suckers that think they know statistics
- looking forward to game time snacks
- with your finger on the neg button, because this sh!t is intense and haters gonna hate
8) If you were to design a physical neg train, it would be the color:
- red - sticking with the classic color association
- green - because who would expect that?
- taupe - fleshy fun freight train!
Write down your choices and check here for an answer key.
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Rant History
2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006
2006
Thread Deletion Era
2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008
2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009
2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010
2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011
2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012
2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to 10-09-2012
RANT: It takes a forum of noobs to hold Aqua-beowulf back / Proudly sponsored by Aqua Beowulf. Pure sparkling rant water. - darinaldi, 10-09-2012 to 11-28-2012
RANT: i am obese and on a phone - therorschach, 10-8-2012 to 1-16-2013
2013
RANT: MrMrBill vs. The Law - The Clone Wars? - kvk1, 1-16-2013 to 3-1-2013
RANT: Our Posts are GMO and Gluten Free from Locally Grown Grass Fed Ranters - Drekkor, 3-1-2013 to 4-22-2013
RANT: It’s not just a thread, it’s an Ethos. The Rant abides, Dude. - VoxExMachina, 4-22-2013 to 6-10-2013
RANT: Sarcasm-o-Plasmic Haipertophy For The Masses / RANT: Roll 2d20 to Enter the Dungeon of Hypertrophy - SkydogGinsberg, 6-10-2013 to 8-12-2013
RANT: RANT: It's coming up on a decade. We really can't think of a title anymore. / RANT: Are you a jock nerd, regular nerd or a Freppy hybrid? Getcha nerds ready. / The GrandMatriarchs are angered, all your Golden Cookies are belong to us - kvk1, 8-12-2013 to 10-25-2013
RANT: Farley's Fantastic Fantasy Football Forecast Fapfest / The one where they fight about Fantasy Football on the internet / This one sucks more than the last one / What good! Dad! Train your son in order that he is a champion! - Hishiad, 10-25-2013 to 01-27-2014
2014
RANT: What sort of ranter are you? - theshoupguy, 01-27-2014 to Present
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01-27-2014, 08:23 PM #1
RANT: "You are entering a judgment free zone." -TAAB
Last edited by VoxExMachina; 05-21-2014 at 07:55 AM.
the crew that poop poop poops crews crew
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01-27-2014, 09:23 PM #2
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For the late, the great, the only, kvk:
http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1...015-lmp1-entry
The future of motorsports? Or the end?
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01-27-2014, 09:37 PM #3
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01-27-2014, 10:09 PM #4
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In b4 Lencho.
***Anyone With "Crew" in Their Signature Sucks Balls Crew***
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01-27-2014, 10:20 PM #5
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01-27-2014, 10:25 PM #6
Go to sleep you freaks.
bb.com, a place that turned Deadlift into a forearm isolation exercise
and a place where 99% of 21 year olds have bad back and knees.
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01-27-2014, 10:29 PM #7
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01-27-2014, 11:42 PM #11
In on 1st page.
The more I eat and the heavier I train - the better my 'genetics' get.
Penn State Alumni Crew
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01-28-2014, 02:06 AM #15
Three AM..
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Couldn't even sleep another two hours☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ ★cVc★ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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01-28-2014, 03:22 AM #16
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In.
*MFC Elder Statesmen Cabinet Crew*
Has experience with a Belgian Malinois
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01-28-2014, 03:43 AM #19
7362nd
I scored 69 on your test, Shoup.I remove my shirt to poop crew
Hookey Pookey crew
Captain Funpants' Poop Log of Excellence:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=146431903
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01-28-2014, 03:57 AM #20
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people need not post until I see some Jamie Eason pictures.
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01-28-2014, 04:31 AM #21
A new rant in the middle of the night? What is this madness?
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01-28-2014, 05:01 AM #22
C, a, a, c, a, b, a, a
Who was this love of yours?
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01-28-2014, 05:08 AM #23
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01-28-2014, 05:33 AM #25
- Join Date: May 2005
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Quoted from other thread. Lench is sponsoring me whether he likes it or not.
Originally Posted by Lencho
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01-28-2014, 05:36 AM #26
Lol in
^horndogDonate to St. Jude: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=173739861&page=1
Log: https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=173801781
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01-28-2014, 05:37 AM #27
Answer to all questions is: -10°F
Where's this global warming at?☠ By reading this post, you have agreed to my negative reputation terms of service.
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01-28-2014, 05:38 AM #28
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01-28-2014, 05:39 AM #29
Can someone tell me the meaning of these threads?
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01-28-2014, 05:39 AM #30
From December:
East Antarctica has set a new record for 'soul-crushing' cold, recording 135.8 degrees Fahrenheit below zero on the mercury, or minus 93.2 degrees Celsius, according to data from the National Snow and Ice Data Center. Scientists say that is so cold it hurts to breathe.
A new look at NASA satellite data revealed that Earth set a new record for coldest temperature recorded on August 2010, then on July 31 of this year, it came close again, getting to minus 135.3 degrees, again in East Antarctica. The old record had been -128.6 degrees, which is -89.2 degrees Celsius.
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