RANT: Welcome to Aqua-Beowulf's, the home of fantasy football

[theshoupguy]

Because you noobs spout a bunch of stupid sh!t instead of dance,
And if you don't dance, well
Then you can STFU and GTFO.

2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006

2006
Thread Deletion Era

2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008

2008
RANT: Who's the minion? - kvk1, 02-18-2008 to 06-14-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does. (Part 2) - iron619, 06-14-2008 to 07-28-2008
RANT: Who's the minion? Mindi invites you to kill the rant before she does (Part 3) - iron619, 07-28-2008 to 10-06-2008
RANT: Mindi and her minions invite you to partake in a nonsensical thread (Part 4) - ctgblue, 10-06-2008 to 12-19-2008
RANT: First Blood. Mindi and John Rambo invite you to take no prisoners... (Part 5) - kvk1, 12-19-2008 to 01-31-2009

2009
RANT: What's the meaning of life? Mindi and Dr. Phil invite you to discuss.. (Part 6) - strongforgood, 01-31-2009 to 03-04-2009
RANT: rood_boi not welcome (Part 7) - therorschach, 03-04-2009 to 04-10-2009
RANT: In Search Of W8...kthox (Part 8) - Tyrbolift, 04-10-2009 to 05-20-2009
RANT: Wait, what? - =M=, 05-20-2009 to 06-30-2009
RANT: Long813 - STFU & GTFO!!11!!1! - Lencho, 06-30-2009 to 08-14-2009
RANT: Back up in your ass with the resurrection - kvk1, 08-14-2009 to 10-08-2009
RANT: My name is Korkusuz.... - therorschach, 10-08-2009 to 12-10-2009
RANT: This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks This rant sucks - Mindi912, 12-10-2009 to 01-21-2010

2010
RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
RANT: I never vulvae were sweet either! Sweet vulvae, brah. Sugarnipples. - theshoupguy, 03-08-2010 to 05-04-2010
RANT: The ignorance of this forum grows as a unit - mjw8204, 05-04-2010 to 06-17-2010
RANT: I'mma let you finish, but this will be the worst rant of all time. OF ALL TIME! - Turco, 06-17-2010 to 07-30-2010
RANT: Efforts to Educate the Masses Have Failed. Fire up the Sun Cannon! - Drekkor, 07-29-2010 to 10-23-2010
RANT: This isn't the Rant. The Real Rant is living like a king in Patagonia. - VoxExMachina, 10-22-2010 to 01-25-2011

2011
RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
RANT: We squat in vibrams, curl in wingtips, and power clean in flip flops - chazzy1864, 04-09-2011 to 08-09-2011
RANT: 6 years and hundreds of thousands of pages of drivel. / The Real Deal, R.I.P. - kvk1, 08-09-2011 to 01-13-2012

2012
RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire - theshoupguy, 03-22-2012 to 04-30-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf puts you in an Olive Garden - medjen, 04-30-2012 to 06-23-2012
RANT: This Rant brought to you by Aqua-Beowulf and the letters G T F O - VoxExMachina, 06-23-2012 to 08-21-2012
RANT: Aqua-beowulf can dance if he wants to. He can leave all you stupid noobs behind - theshoupguy, 08-21-2012 to CURRENT

edit# A vote for corndogs is a vote for America.
K'12

[theshoupguy]

1rd

5:19 AM: I'm in!!!

+ For those of you at home counting with us, you'll notice that he will be returning from banned camp today at 4pm. Thox.

[Dominik]

MR FORTY THOUSAND posts and counting.

[theshoupguy]

MR FORTY THOUSAND quality posts and counting.

Fixed.

+While you're here... what's this about the last rant having to close early? New rule with lower capacity or was it just the old rant's time to die out?

[ShaneSwan]

Becos I am a noob, out of respect I will not post in the new rant until page 2.

[Final_Rep]

I am confused by the lack of iambic and lambic; pentameter and (insert favorite fruit here, chuzzle not an option).

[XADO]

Rant ta tant tant )....

[SDFlip]

torn labrum and supraspinatus.....

don't know how it happened either. but because i do crossfit, i'm sure thats the reason, lol

i can still pull but anything where my shoulder is internally rotated or when my elbow drifts from my side hurts

[Dominik]

Fixed.

+While you're here... what's this about the last rant having to close early? New rule with lower capacity or was it just the old rant's time to die out?

No idea, I thought it was 10K like you, but I'll take memcop's word for it. Must be a new policy.

[medjen]

No idea, I thought it was 10K like you, but I'll take memcop's word for it. Must be a new policy.

Weird. Well, hopefully someone will tell us what the new limit is at some point.

[Miketoc]

The SP thread went to 10k like a week ago.

PCHomeUS freakin disappeared my order from my profile, but the hold is still on the amex. I will not be getting this laptop this week unfortunately

[darinaldi]

+ For those of you at home counting with us, you'll notice that he will be returning from banned camp today at 4pm. Thox.

Not if I can help it.

[PeterGibbons316]

In.

[Ctrainer]

in b4 the return of chazzy.

[memcop]

No idea, I thought it was 10K like you, but I'll take memcop's word for it. Must be a new policy.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post935950073

We're getting heavy ,8k is the word from duke our lawd.

[Orlando1234977]

All looks the same to me.

[kvk1]

Let's rock.

[ThickAsABrick]

wat, why is there a new thrad? what happened to the 10k rule?

Edit: yeah, the coversheet. I know, I know. Yeah. I got the memocop. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

[kvk1]

Recession, son. Bandwidth ain't free.

[darinaldi]

Glancing through the rules listed there, this made me laugh:

Do not post a picture of Winston Churchill (the former Prime Minister of UK) as a creative way of asking for a PM for porn.

[mAssholio]

men lacking hats

[VoxExMachina]

No idea, I thought it was 10K like you, but I'll take memcop's word for it. Must be a new policy.

I don't remember PM'ing a mod to close the old one.

Someone is in violation of the rules here, and I'm gonna find out who.

[Ctrainer]

Glancing through the rules listed there, this made me laugh:

the Misc. and their sneaky porn tactics.

[ThickAsABrick]

men lacking hats

boop boop boop boop

boop boop buh doo doo doo

[VoxExMachina]

Also, last Rant got 129K views in less than 9K posts. Not bad, Rant. Not bad.

[kvk1]

Also, last Rant got 129K views in less than 9K posts. Not bad, Rant. Not bad.

It was our contentious political discussions.

We're on a mission to civilize.

[VoxExMachina]

It was our contentious political discussions.

We're on a mission to civilize.

Plus Samsung V. Apple and some nonsense about putting a ball through a hoop.

[ThickAsABrick]

It was our contentious political discussions.

We're on a mission to civilize.

It's too expensive to buy regularly, but I picked up some Niman Ranch Canadian Bacon at Whole Foods over the past weekend. Holy fuark. Melt in your mouth tender.

[kvk1]

It's too expensive to buy regularly, but I picked up some Niman Ranch Canadian Bacon at Whole Foods over the past weekend. Holy fuark. Melt in your mouth tender.

Coming around, eh? I'm telling you dude, CB is where it's at.

[VoxExMachina]

Coming around, eh? I'm telling you dude, CB is where it's at.

Ok, John Candy.