Has anyone here used cell-tech and got better gains from it than just run-of-the-mill creatine monohydrate from Optimum or whatever? I'm deciding which one to buy, and want to know if cell-tech is worth the investment.
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10-04-2005, 12:41 PM #1
cell tech users?
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10-04-2005, 12:42 PM #2Sometimes I can be a dick
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Delete this topic now, hurry THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!!!
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10-04-2005, 12:42 PM #3^^Damned Handsome^^
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lol.Originally Posted by organicStrong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
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10-04-2005, 12:43 PM #4Eric Williams
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Originally Posted by jkeithc82Delete this topic now, hurry THEY'RE COMING!!!!!!!!
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10-04-2005, 12:45 PM #5Registered User
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Originally Posted by organic
Dude you are going to get flamed so hard for this!! Can not beleive you would even ask. You got balls I will give you that.
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10-04-2005, 12:45 PM #6C6H13NO2
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10-04-2005, 12:52 PM #7
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Just by holding the Cell-tech jar, he saw my body begin to bulge, every tendon growing stronger, tighter, more MASSIVE. The transformation had begun. While walking out of GNC, I intentionally KICKED over a shelf spilling over the useless products that weren't of Muscle-tech quality all over the floor. Whoops, My ROID RAGE already began. I grimaced definantly, as the owner stood cursed me. I roared out Muscle-Tech!!!!!!! and he shut his mouth and ran away.
Training: I sucked up the juice of Cell-tech. Boy, this **** sure does hit hard, but I need to get big, fast. Within hours my body transformed itself of that to a Demi-God. I gained 54.698 pounds of pure muscle. Girls wanted to date me, boys wanted to be me. **** I benched 640 for reps, hmm.... up 10 pounds from last week. cool.gif I knew it was time. I drove to the beach and stripped down to my bathing suit. I began a casual stroll along the shore. Everyone was checking out my Muscle-tech built body. It flowed throw my veins, and I loved it. I said to myself,"hmmm... if they like me now, they'll really like me if I strip off my bathing suit leaving me naked. Now they good check out my striated glutes,(Only comes from intense Cellteching) I was their God. I finally achieved what no other could... I Was Perfect. Oh well, the cycle ended by I managed to keep all of that good Tech muscle. Small children ask me many times, How did you get big, was it steroids,proper nutrition, weight training, I look at them, Definatly, and Whisper in there ears.........I used date dere Cell-tech, child, Dat dere Cell-tech.
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10-04-2005, 12:55 PM #8Registered User
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That is funny I like that.
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10-04-2005, 01:01 PM #9Ichi the Killer.
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Make your own:
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10-04-2005, 01:03 PM #10Eric Williams
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Originally Posted by BillyB
LMFAO!!!!!
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10-04-2005, 01:13 PM #11MET-Rx Team Sports
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Get Cell-Tech if you would like to throw money away. Much cheaper alternatives out there...
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10-04-2005, 01:28 PM #12Registered User
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PU that pic is ****ing funny as hell!!
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10-04-2005, 02:11 PM #13-=I Walk the Line=-
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Go to the store and get some 100% pure, then go get some apple juice, then get a tsp scooper, then spoone 100% pure into your mouth and chace with apple juice. Same as cell tec, 105 serving for under 20 dollars with apple juice and scooper.
David.
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10-04-2005, 02:28 PM #14Registered User
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I'm very satisfied with Cell-Tech, quality product :
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10-04-2005, 02:52 PM #15Registered User
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I agree great picture.
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10-04-2005, 04:20 PM #16
this thread just made work a little less boring...
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10-04-2005, 04:23 PM #17Registered User
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poor, poor uneducated newbs....
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10-08-2005, 11:15 PM #18Banned
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i dont know why people blast cell tech and say it doesn't work, it does work i've use cell tech in the past with good results, (it totally changed my body composition) i've noticed alot of people hop on the bandwagon of blasting cell tech and some of these idiots probably never even used the product, they do have some shady ad campaign but it DOES work... reading the post on here i never gave cell tech a thought till one of my friends insisted i try and went out and bought me a tub with his own money thats how impressed he was of the product,i tried it and i loved it, it really put some weight on me.
and its only 22 dollars!! most of you spend more than that on hookers, by the time you finish that 22 dollar tub you would notice changes granted you do what you suppose to do.
"get pure creatine monohydrate mix this here and mix that there you would get same results at better price" yo nobody got time for that **** men!!Last edited by poseidon975; 10-08-2005 at 11:32 PM.
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10-08-2005, 11:20 PM #19Hunting for moar fibras
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10-08-2005, 11:27 PM #20Originally Posted by poseidon975
$22 for a 10 day supply
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10-08-2005, 11:30 PM #21Why not have it taste good too?!Originally Posted by martydamanMake your own:
The only ingredient you need:
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10-08-2005, 11:37 PM #22Banned
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bodybuilding is an expensive hobby to get into, like i said most people spend more than that on hookers, cigarettes and other vices that 10 day supply you would notice changes
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10-08-2005, 11:42 PM #23Originally Posted by poseidon975
There's no reasoning with idiots. Enjoy your Cell-Tech buddy, I'll keep my $50.********
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10-08-2005, 11:46 PM #24Banned
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yeh you're right, theres no reasoning with idiots, shove your 50 dollars up ur ass...buddy.
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10-09-2005, 01:11 AM #25This space for rent
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Maybe there's a good reason why people blast cell tech dumbass.Originally Posted by poseidon975
1) Because it's overpriced, overhyped garbage. I know, I took it a few years back, and it didn't do **** for me.
2) It's alot cheaper to make your own.
3) There's alot better products for less money.
What the f*ck do hookers have to do with anything BTW.Thread for newbies. All info, tips, and advice here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=451630
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10-09-2005, 03:25 AM #26Banned
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If I were gonna go for a creatine mono product, I'd go for Vitargo CGL. Give that a shot instead of Cell-tech.
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10-09-2005, 06:45 PM #27Banned
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Originally Posted by Eric Burton
Dumbass?? we got another cyber thug calling out names. fool ur from iowa u need to chill the children of the corn movies u watching would get u in trouble stop coming up on this board acting like a thug, if u must add ur 2cents do it without name calling just cuz it didnt work for you dont mean it didnt work for me or other people that tried it, idiot!! he took it a few yrs back, how old were u 13?? scrawny bastard, i dont expect you to know anything about hookers u just hit puberty!! you got 3 hairs on each side of ur nuts that u comb everyday u think u saying something?? ole needle dick mother****er.
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10-09-2005, 06:56 PM #28Registered User
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heres some info on prices:Originally Posted by organic
0.02 cents per 10grs of creatine monohydrate
1000 Grams 100 servings at 10 grs
$19.99
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/hp/creatine.html
0.27 cents per 75 grs of dextrose
2 lbs. (12 servings)
$3.25
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/now/dex.html
0.14 cents per 300mg of alpha lipoic acid
300mg/180 Capsules
$25.49
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/prima/ala.html
Grand total 0.43 cents per serving
This includes: 10gr of creatine monohydrate
75gr of dextrose
300mg of ALA
Lets look at Cell-Tech:
Container Size: 6.7 Lbs.
Serving Size: 2 Scoops (98.5g)
Servings Per Container: 30
For $57.49 at Bodybuilding
57.49/30 = $1.92 per serving
This includes: 10gr of creatine monohydrate
75gr of dextrose
200mg of ALA
Conclusion customers pay over 4 times for a pretty label.
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10-09-2005, 07:01 PM #29Banned
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i tried that, its really hard to mix and it taste nasty mayb u liked it but i didnt as a matter of fact rather than throw it away i gave it to one of my co workers i only took 2 servings, when it comes to suppliments its really trial by error just find a product that works for you and stick with it thats how i see it, alot of people give false information with good intentions though, cause it worked for them so they figure it would work for the next person, im not telling people to go out there and buy cell tech all im saying is that it works it might not work for the next man or it might be too sugary but it works for me. when i finish my workouts i wanna lay back and relax and not worry about how many parts of this i need to mix with that.Originally Posted by FoxMulder
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10-09-2005, 09:43 PM #30This space for rent
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Originally Posted by poseidon975
You know for being 30 y/o, you're pretty immature. First off if you don't want me to call you a dumbass, then don't act like one. Second I'm not a cyber thug, never have never will be. Third, so what if I'm from Iowa, does it really matter where the hell I'm from?! Forth, you don't even know me so quit posting **** like, "scrawny bastard, i dont expect you to know anything about hookers u just hit puberty!! you got 3 hairs on each side of ur nuts that u comb everyday u think u saying something??"Thread for newbies. All info, tips, and advice here: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=451630
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