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    I dont think women realize the amount of positive energy they control.
    For me at least. It only takes a small amount of attention from my woman(if i had one LOL) to make me feel like a star. So to have a woman in my life that did those things would be amazing. But then again....thats just me.
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    What really makes me feel bad is when we're getting it on and she screams out her own name ! I think I prefer "cute feet".
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    Ah ha! That's the name of that stuff.

    Ewwwwwwwww! Anyone who can handle Wasabi is definitely THE MAN or THE WOMAN


    It's just not right to eat sushi without the Wasabi! You don't have to overdo, just a little with a shard of ginger...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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    Originally Posted by QUALITYGUY1 View Post
    It's just not right to eat sushi without the Wasabi! You don't have to overdo, just a little with a shard of ginger...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
    I hate anything spicy. My Sister use to say I was adopted because I'm the only one in our entire family who hates hot sauce. I made the mistake one day of tasting that stuff thinking it was guacamole and my mouth has been hating me ever since.

    So I say to you good sir.............wasabi with ginger?

    Ain't gonna happen.

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    I've told my guy before that he has nice feet. I wouldn't call them cute though, that just doesn't seem right. I've seen my share of some really knarly, nasty feet when summertime rolls around and the sandals come out. What is up with the thick, yellow toenails that look like they have a life of their own? C'mon guys, they make medicine for that funk!
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    Originally Posted by Islandtroll View Post
    Anyone that tells me I have "Cute feet" is full of it
    I guess no one should lie. LOL

    I have nice feet, though (or so I've been told by many many many people). Heck, I've been offered money for time to be spent with my feet. (no escort)
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    Originally Posted by WeebleNoMore View Post
    See John, when you start to believe, what we already know, that you are a decent guy, with a passion for life, and a great body (no homo), you'll find some inner peace...

    Happy Friday Everyone!!!
    lol...compliments are nice. Then again a monkey in the zoo gets compliments, lol. Meaningful relationships r another story altogether.

    I have gotten plenty of nice compliments recently....all from ladies who are not in my age category or are married etc

    you know, like:

    "if I werent married id sleep with u in a second"
    "I dont see how YOU arent married"

    etc

    add those up and put 50 cents with them and u can get a cup of coffee, lol
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    Originally Posted by John Prophet View Post
    lol...compliments are nice. Then again a monkey in the zoo gets compliments, lol. Meaningful relationships r another story altogether.

    I have gotten plenty of nice compliments recently....all from ladies who are not in my age category or are married etc

    you know, like:

    "if I werent married id sleep with u in a second"
    "I dont see how YOU arent married"

    etc

    add those up and put 50 cents with them and u can get a cup of coffee, lol
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    I think they missed one, I'd have to say a nice smile is worth 1000 words, and is a great compliment too ;D
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    Originally Posted by TheLBM View Post
    I dont think women realize the amount of positive energy they control.
    For me at least. It only takes a small amount of attention from my woman(if i had one LOL) to make me feel like a star. So to have a woman in my life that did those things would be amazing. But then again....thats just me.
    thats SO true and I have thought about that many times. A woman can make u feel like a king or like a pauper. A lot of men just need someone to believe in them just even a LITTLE BIT and they can work wonders.
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    Originally Posted by StartinOver-68 View Post
    What really makes me feel bad is when we're getting it on and she screams out her own name ! I think I prefer "cute feet".
    Startin-Over-68 still gets it on at 69! That awesome dude! I just hope I can still get it up at 69...LOL!
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    Originally Posted by John Prophet View Post
    thats SO true and I have thought about that many times. A woman can make u feel like a king or like a pauper. A lot of men just need someone to believe in them just even a LITTLE BIT and they can work wonders.
    I am reading a book that covers that topic
    "Proper Care and Feeding of Marriage"
    Or something along those lines.
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    Originally Posted by John Prophet View Post
    lol...compliments are nice. Then again a monkey in the zoo gets compliments, lol. Meaningful relationships r another story altogether.

    I have gotten plenty of nice compliments recently....all from ladies who are not in my age category or are married etc

    you know, like:

    "if I werent married id sleep with u in a second"
    "I dont see how YOU arent married"

    etc

    add those up and put 50 cents with them and u can get a cup of coffee, lol

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    Originally Posted by windsrprk View Post
    I've seen my share of some really knarly, nasty feet when summertime rolls around and the sandals come out. What is up with the thick, yellow toenails that look like they have a life of their own? C'mon guys, they make medicine for that funk!
    Go check the price of a prescription for it sometime -- and check whether or not your health insurance considers it "cosmetic" and refuses to provide any cost coverage while you're at it...

    /hint: four figures
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    Originally Posted by WeebleNoMore View Post
    Monkey's might get compliments but they can't understand them.
    check this little story...this will sum up my life so far, lol


    I was 27, this girl that worked as a cashier in a grocery store was 19. Dayumm she was fine. Sweet looking like Doris day, BIG pouty lips.

    So I dont remember all the details but I started going thru her line..speaking to her. Somehow (dont remember) got her number etc.

    Somewhere in that process (b4 I got the number) evidently she was checking me out too. She had evidently told some coworkers to be on the lookout and let her know when i came into the store.

    So I walk in one day and this other "lookout" girl was one of the managers and she was up in the little elevated managers section. She saw me walk in and she got excited and SCREAMED across the store "THERE HE IS!!"

    I heard it....the store heard it...people 2 counties over heard it.

    Embarrassing but still flattering.

    BUT, bottom line, in some phone conversation before the girl and I actually went out I pissed her off and that was that, lol.


    So thats my life summed up there bro. Good potential but all gone wasted. Lots of promise...but no delivery.

    yes, I am glad I have gotten compliments and flattery and I could tell lots of stories like that one from many different situations, yet I am 40 and never married, lol.

    I see UGLY dudes walking down the street with wives, lol...decent looking wives. I say to myself "dude is ugly, dude isnt build good, but dude has done more with his life than me so he is a better man than me"
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    Maybe I should start a new thread, but my top (non-X-rated) compliments I've ever received:

    3. By a hot chick in a bar: "When you smile, your face lights up!"

    2. Took my girlfriend at the time to hang out with a handful of my buddies (all guys). We laughed and BS'ed for a few hours, then I turned to her and said, "I'm sorry, this is probably boring for you. Do you want to go?". She responded, "No, I'm having fun just watching you have fun."

    1. Wife to me at the beach last summer: "You're the hottest guy on the beach." [SHA-FREAKIN'-WING!!!]
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    Originally Posted by John Prophet View Post
    check this little story...this will sum up my life so far, lol


    I was 27, this girl that worked as a cashier in a grocery store was 19. Dayumm she was fine. Sweet looking like Doris day, BIG pouty lips.

    So I dont remember all the details but I started going thru her line..speaking to her. Somehow (dont remember) got her number etc.

    Somewhere in that process (b4 I got the number) evidently she was checking me out too. She had evidently told some coworkers to be on the lookout and let her know when i came into the store.

    So I walk in one day and this other "lookout" girl was one of the managers and she was up in the little elevated managers section. She saw me walk in and she got excited and SCREAMED across the store "THERE HE IS!!"

    I heard it....the store heard it...people 2 counties over heard it.

    Embarrassing but still flattering.

    BUT, bottom line, in some phone conversation before the girl and I actually went out I pissed her off and that was that, lol.


    So thats my life summed up there bro. Good potential but all gone wasted. Lots of promise...but no delivery.

    yes, I am glad I have gotten compliments and flattery and I could tell lots of stories like that one from many different situations, yet I am 40 and never married, lol.

    I see UGLY dudes walking down the street with wives, lol...decent looking wives. I say to myself "dude is ugly, dude isnt build good, but dude has done more with his life than me so he is a better man than me"
    Better to do it right the first time.
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    Originally Posted by StartinOver-68 View Post
    What really makes me feel bad is when we're getting it on and she screams out her own name ! I think I prefer "cute feet".
    ROTGLMAO

    i love you man --- yes homo --- you always make me laugh. I'm still totally convinced you're really only 28.


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    It's just not right to eat sushi without the Wasabi! You don't have to overdo, just a little with a shard of ginger...MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
    no little... lots... if the soy sauce aint yellow you need to keep adding the Wasabi brother. and no ginger... ginger comes afterwards, to cleanse the palate before you move on to the next piece......
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    I remember a cool off handed compliment I got once.

    back in my bar days prolly 12-14 years go. There was this one hot chick that used to come in there on rare occasions. She had REALLY short hair so of course people with nothing else to talk about spoeculated that she was a dyke, lol. I would have figured her to be way out of my league etc.

    So one of her GF's (sister?) was at the bar.

    I was like 10 feet away standing talking to this dude (about the short haired girl, lol).

    So the sexy girl and the girl at the bar started talking. Then I heard the girl at the bar say to the sexy girl "I bet you like that one there with them EYES"

    yes, she was talking about me, lol.

    sort of illustrates my issues. there I was figuring they were out of my league..meanwhile they had already been checking me out etc (no, I didnt get any that time either, lol)
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    Originally Posted by John Prophet View Post
    check this little story...this will sum up my life so far, lol


    I was 27, this girl that worked as a cashier in a grocery store was 19. Dayumm she was fine. Sweet looking like Doris day, BIG pouty lips.

    So I dont remember all the details but I started going thru her line..speaking to her. Somehow (dont remember) got her number etc.

    Somewhere in that process (b4 I got the number) evidently she was checking me out too. She had evidently told some coworkers to be on the lookout and let her know when i came into the store.

    So I walk in one day and this other "lookout" girl was one of the managers and she was up in the little elevated managers section. She saw me walk in and she got excited and SCREAMED across the store "THERE HE IS!!"

    I heard it....the store heard it...people 2 counties over heard it.

    Embarrassing but still flattering.

    BUT, bottom line, in some phone conversation before the girl and I actually went out I pissed her off and that was that, lol.


    So thats my life summed up there bro. Good potential but all gone wasted. Lots of promise...but no delivery.

    yes, I am glad I have gotten compliments and flattery and I could tell lots of stories like that one from many different situations, yet I am 40 and never married, lol.

    I see UGLY dudes walking down the street with wives, lol...decent looking wives. I say to myself "dude is ugly, dude isnt build good, but dude has done more with his life than me so he is a better man than me"

    blah blah blah, perhaps chicks think you are so hot you must be taken or when you are out they think you are unapproachable. QFT many HOT women and guys I suppose are lonlier than others because people think 'there is NO way that person wants me'... dude, dust yourself off and get back on the horse. You attitude will take you far. There is a VERY fine line between confidence and cockiness. I ride that line every day... I'm going through the big D (and don't mean dallas), have 2 elementary school age kids, financial woes, life sucks, but in the end, I have me. I have to answer to me. I will only be as successful as I think I can. Same goes for everyone. Yes, luck plays a part but to some extent we make our own luck.

    True story: I have a friend who lives in Denver. One of the nicest guys I've ever known in my life. He is in great shape, to the point where he does these crazy skyscraper races (keep in mind, this is Denver, 5280 feet above sea level), they race up the stairs and he wins these things. He would give you the shirt off his back... anyway, he's in his early 40's and never been married... point is: you aren't the only unmarried (cool) person on this planet...

    btw - i'd still smack you if I were with you and I'd still run. lol.
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    I remember a cool off handed compliment I got once.

    back in my bar days prolly 12-14 years go. There was this one hot chick that used to come in there on rare occasions. She had REALLY short hair so of course people with nothing else to talk about spoeculated that she was a dyke, lol. I would have figured her to be way out of my league etc.

    So one of her GF's (sister?) was at the bar.

    I was like 10 feet away standing talking to this dude (about the short haired girl, lol).

    So the sexy girl and the girl at the bar started talking. Then I heard the girl at the bar say to the sexy girl "I bet you like that one there with them EYES"

    yes, she was talking about me, lol.

    sort of illustrates my issues. there I was figuring they were out of my league..meanwhile they had already been checking me out etc (no, I didnt get any that time either, lol)

    there is an art to being able to identify when we (you, I, anyone else) are being checked out. My (stbx) wife used to tell me all the time that women were checking me out... didn't notice, well, didn't have a reason then, will start noticing now tho.
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    another time, around 30-32yrs of age, there was this sweet and sexy girl I saw golfing. She had that big booty u could see like 2 fairways over and recognize.

    problem being she was dating some dude for like 5 years, lol.


    anyway, I used to LIVE on the driving range....working out those inner demons on those golf balls, lol. So id see her out there some and we talked some.

    She told me "you have some intriguing looks" (or make intriguing faces)...because often id hit a ball and stare at it....pretty sure I was WAY more intense than her then BF.

    Another time we were talking and I was in my car leaving and she was standing outside the window. there was definitely a little "vibe" being established. (other people noticed, like "every time I see her she's talking to that dude with the beard---me, lol)

    Out of the blue she said "youre a handsome devil'

    but like I said, she was dating a dude long term yada yada..and she was a classic "good girl" so that comment itself was probably halfway out of line for her, lol. I am sure I said "let me take you for a ride" but she declined, lol


    so a while later I switched to a better job making good $$$. Then I heard her and that dude had broken up. Oh snap. I figured "YES, its all coming together...the job, the girl" etc.

    So at some point we did go out, on the 4th of July..watched fireworks. Then we rented a movie and went back to my apt, lol. of course I tried to make a little move...just trying to hold hands or something......to no avail. Then she went to church with me once. She was looking SO good cuz she had lost a few lbs. She had the nice dress on etc, the shades. We were both brunettes and made a nice looking couple.

    at that church, when peopel pray they hold hands..no big deal. So when she and I held hands it was the old "interlocking finger sandwich" deal


    I was all proud (but self conscious) to have a nice lady with me at church...because people had never seen me with 1, lol.


    Anyway, to make along story short, somewhere I screwed that chance up also. Probably thru basic negativity/insecurity/pushign too fast etc

    Looking back that one hurts because she seemed a perfect match for me...she was a Christian as I am, athletic, matching looks, she was a "good girl", school teacher.

    Oh well, life sux then u die
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    Originally Posted by WeebleNoMore View Post
    blah blah blah, perhaps chicks think you are so hot you must be taken or when you are out they think you are unapproachable.
    I know that at least USED to be part of the issue. because on occasions when I would hook up theyd soemtimes say "I never thought id be with someone like YOU"

    lol..id look around to see if some other dude was in the car
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    ..during love making of course any compliment or approval or even noisemaking of any sort is great...but the best thing I think I ever heard was a simple moaned "DAMN baby"...
    Ah, to be 40 and buffed. *snif* That was beautiful. I'm awll verklempt...

    Hey, happy 40th, J.P.!
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    Originally Posted by John Prophet View Post
    I know that at least USED to be part of the issue. because on occasions when I would hook up theyd soemtimes say "I never thought id be with someone like YOU"

    lol..id look around to see if some other dude was in the car
    two words: wing-man. Come to Toledo, er wait, we'll meet somewhere cool, like Cleveland or Chicago or New York (never been there) and we'll hang...
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    Originally Posted by blabber View Post
    Ah, to be 40 and buffed. *snif* That was beautiful. I'm awll verklempt...

    Hey, happy 40th, J.P.!

    hehe, problem was I was 27 when that 1 happened, lol. ancient history.

    now they see my feet and they are like "damn"....without the moaning
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    Originally Posted by WeebleNoMore View Post
    two words: wing-man. Come to Toledo, er wait, we'll meet somewhere cool, like Cleveland or Chicago or New York (never been there) and we'll hang...
    lemme guess...u want me to run blocker on the fat chicks? lol
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    Originally Posted by John Prophet View Post
    lemme guess...u want me to run blocker on the fat chicks? lol
    No dude, I'm a team player (not THAT team-lol), I'll just be there to smack you and say 'they're talking to/about you dude'...
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    ROFL, you guys are killin' me here!

    All I ever get is "Damn, you have huge feet! Hmmmm..." And they look at me rather quizzically. What's up with THAT?
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    yeah, no doubt I need that

    let me tell u how dumb I am.

    when i was 18, in the USAF. Down in Mississippi at Keesler AFB with all kinds of other kids fresh away from home, lol (read--all kinds of horny young girls away from home)

    so one night I was going to go to the movies, alone of course. So to kill a few minutes I went and stood up on the second floor of the airmans club just checking out the people waiting inline to get in. so this cutey in uniform came up to me. she had them crazy big ol hooters etc. She was like "are u looking for someone?"


    okay..now what would a NORMAL human say? I can think of a few things I might say NOW such as:

    "well I was but I think I just found her"

    or anything remotely along those lines would have worked


    but what did I say??

    "nope, just hanging out"

    so she stood there for a few secs then she said "oh well, i tried"


    I had no clue what she was talking about. So I go over to the movie and am standing in line when it hits me, lol.

    dumb as a stump, lol
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