Biden's best jokes from the White House Correspondents' Dinner

[Derplington]

“The 2024 election is in full swing. And yes, age is an issue. I’m a grown man running against a six year old.”

“Did you hear what Donald just said about a major civil war battle? Quote, ‘Gettysburg. Wow.’ Trump’s speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again.”

“Age is the only thing we have in common. My vice president actually endorses me.”

“Trump is so desperate he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. And he got to the first commandment: You shall have no other god before me. That’s when he put it down and said this book is not for me.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/style...ndents-dinner/

SIT DOWN, BLUMPF!

[NYPat]

Brutal

[SillieBazzillie]

All best comedy is rooted in truth.

[Kewbrah]

Did he say "Pause for laughter" at the end of each one?

[Polaris]

The last two were pretty decent (especially the last one was pretty good).

[Jayzuz]

Jesus….

We know old sniffy likes the kids, but did he have to let them write his jokes?

[nutsy54]

Someone thought it was a good idea to remind the country we have a non-existent Vice President?

[SillieBazzillie]

Someone thought it was a good idea to remind the country we have a non-existent Vice President?

Who is Pence endorsing?

Oh that's right, he's just another in the long line of former Trump confidents who now tell the truth about what a moronic, unhinged POS Trump is and wants nothing to do with him.

Everyone but you cultist seem to understand just how unprecedented this is.

SAD

[BigDickBlack]

Joe couldn't format a real joke on his own without dropping his draws and displaying his "kid-driller".
Such a disgusting, daughter-raping (corrupt) p3do.

[nutsy54]

Who is Pence endorsing?

The topic was Biden's Vice President. You know, the one charged with addressing the complete disaster at the southern border... who's been pretty much absent from everything, especially the southern border

[SillieBazzillie]

The topic was Biden's Vice President. You know, the one charged with addressing the complete disaster at the southern border... who's been pretty much absent from everything, especially the southern border

I'll take an absent VP over a VP who tells the world what a moronic, unhinged POS Trump is.

Like most of the other people who work with Trump.

What's it like to support a guy who most folks who work closely with him think is an unhinged, moronic POS boyo?

[nutsy54]

I'll take an absent VP over a VP who tells the world what a moronic, unhinged POS Trump is.

Like most of the other people who work with Trump.

What's it like to support a guy who most folks who work closely with him think is an unhinged, moronic POS boyo?

Keep deflecting to anyone who isn't Biden, in a Biden thread
Keep crying about Trump, when the topic is solely about Biden and his failed administration.

[NYPat]

Keep deflecting to anyone who isn't Biden, in a Biden thread
Keep crying about Trump, when the topic is solely about Biden and his failed administration.

The topic is Biden wrecking Trump with jokes based on truth.

[Shortfuze]

The topic is Biden wrecking Trump with jokes based on truth.

Is that why Biden is the least popular president in the last 70 years?
link: https://news.gallup.com/poll/644252/...torically.aspx

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden averaged 38.7% job approval during his recently completed 13th quarter in office, which began on Jan. 20 and ended April 19. None of the other nine presidents elected to their first term since Dwight Eisenhower had a lower 13th-quarter average than Biden.

[NYPat]

Is that why Biden is the least popular president in the last 70 years?
link: https://news.gallup.com/poll/644252/...torically.aspx

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden averaged 38.7% job approval during his recently completed 13th quarter in office, which began on Jan. 20 and ended April 19. None of the other nine presidents elected to their first term since Dwight Eisenhower had a lower 13th-quarter average than Biden.

And yet 7 million more people voted for Biden over Trump. And we'll see how history treats each of them in the long run...

And you posted off topic, just like nutsy. Care to comment on the absolute roasting Biden delivered last night? LOL

[Shortfuze]

And yet 7 million more people voted for Biden over Trump. And we'll see how history treats each of them in the long run...

And you posted off topic, just like nutsy. Care to comment on the absolute roasting Biden delivered last night? LOL

It's just Biden reading jokes made by his writers. He didn't come up with them.

[georgeenoob]

“Trump is so desperate he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. And he got to the first commandment: You shall have no other god before me. That’s when he put it down and said this book is not for me.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BlackJack619]

“Trump is so desperate he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. And he got to the first commandment: You shall have no other god before me. That’s when he put it down and said this book is not for me.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The religious leader of Joes church won’t even give Joe communion.

Let that sink in.

[BigDickBlack]

No ones a better troll than Trump, roasts the pant-****ter on the daily.
Daughter-raping, kid-sniffing, CCP money grabbing, pant-s-hittting retard of a person.

[Deathstroke]

Op only a retard would find his sense of humor funny.

Other news RFK Jr. Challenged trump to a debate to divert from his team mate Biden’s ducking Trump like a bitch.

[leafs43]

The same people who don't know how to meme and in general have no sense of humor somehow think these lame ass rehashed jokes are somehow comedic gold.


Such a weird cult

[SillieBazzillie]

The same people who don't know how to meme and in general have no sense of humor somehow think these lame ass rehashed jokes are somehow comedic gold.


Such a weird cult

Can it be a cult if they don't fly flags with Biden's face on Rambo's body and sink boats in tribute to him though?

[NitrogenWidget]

The same people who don't know how to meme and in general have no sense of humor somehow think these lame ass rehashed jokes are somehow comedic gold.


Such a weird cult

they clap like trained seals for biden.

[Derplington]

they clap like trained seals for biden.

The lack of selfawareness coming from a Trumper, LOL

[Duckliver]

Bunch of retards itt arguing over which bad president is worse like that makes their team win a prize.

You fgts deserve what’s coming.

[fitnessislife]

Were those "jokes" that were written for him before or after he was struggling to move salad around his plate or pull apart a roll like the feeble old geezer that will be dead in a few months?

https://x.com/bennyjohnson/status/1784399809505300935

Nice try though, OP. Lol.

[wickedman]

“the 2024 election is in full swing. And yes, age is an issue. I’m a grown man running against a six year old. Pause.”

“did you hear what donald just said about a major civil war battle? Quote, ‘gettysburg. Wow.’ trump’s speech was so embarrassing, the statue of robert e. Lee surrendered again. Pause.”

“age is the only thing we have in common. My vice president actually endorses me. Pause.”

“trump is so desperate he started reading those bibles he’s selling. And he got to the first commandment: You shall have no other god before me. That’s when he put it down and said this book is not for me. Pause.”

fify

[fitnessislife]

Can it be a cult if they don't fly flags with Biden's face on Rambo's body and sink boats in tribute to him though?

Is it a cult if they wear shirts/hats/sweatshirts with his face on it and have their Prius covered in bumper stickers with his name on it like I saw non-stop during the Obama years? Or was that (D)ifferent?

[ohiostate124]

“The 2024 election is in full swing. And yes, age is an issue. I’m a grown man running against a six year old.”

Hopefully he doesn’t sniff him.

[NYPat]

It's just Biden reading jokes made by his writers. He didn't come up with them.

I'm aware. I also didn't claim that. But what I did say was 100% correct.