Man With Biggest Penis In Britain Bemoans His Lot In Life

[jimbob007]

[MrSchons]

Cat Deeley is busting to jump on that cawk

[Shysty021]

Lol what a joke

[gmenfan40]

If he wasn't such an awkward fat cunt who didn't speak with a retarded British accent, he would have women begging to fukk. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

[jimbob007]

Cat Deeley is busting to jump on that cawk

Her face is busted these days.

[Jayzuz]

Looking like that he might as well be packing a micro.

[jimbob007]

If he wasn't such an awkward fat cunt who didn't speak with a retarded British accent, he would have women begging to fukk. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

The man is a sex god. Accent is retarded though-it is like hearing Michael Portillo, but without any of the class/education.

[Kewbrah]

No pics eh?

[Kewbrah]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/21893464...omen-sleep-me/

[Rylol]

ITV really scraping the barrel with this chit. Honestly, don't think I've watched a single program on that channel.

As for this guy, no idea what he's whining about...

Tinder: "I may not be much of a looker ladies, but come get some of this 12 inch trousersnake".

[Kiop]

the female presenter
was swallowing alot
and gave him that dere look.
you know that she is eager and have the urge
to see his ass.

[jimbob007]

ITV really scraping the barrel with this chit. Honestly, don't think I've watched a single program on that channel.

As for this guy, no idea what he's whining about...

Tinder: "I may not be much of a looker ladies, but come get some of this 12 inch trousersnake".

The barrel scraping is when they get the women on who claim they are banging & marrying ghosts.

[andyray]

ironic the biggest cawk in britain is wasted on this flaming beta


for most girls yes he'll be too big but for the small niche he could have been a godsend


also inb4 PM

[N0rds]

he would have women begging to fukk. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

Women are fucking retarded. SRS.



Absolute retards.




he wouldn't even be able to get it INTO these dumb fukkin bitches, and then if he wedged it in, they would be screaming for him to stop, because its ripping their skin apart at the seams.

[TheParish]

What a degenerate topic for a morning network show. Can you imagine Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa on "Good Morning America", with a straight face, saying "We now welcome to the show, Jenna McSloot. She had America's loosest vageena!"

[lockdev]

Having a penis that large is a curse. Would much rather have a small penis than a mega large penis.

Had a girlfriend that once told me:

My last boyfriend had a huge dick. It was so big it would tear me. He could also only go in about halfway and I had to stop him after a couple of minutes. Even though your penis is on the small side, I like it much better.

She was the best man.

[jimbob007]

What a degenerate topic for a morning network show. Can you imagine Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa on "Good Morning America", with a straight face, saying "We now welcome to the show, Jenna McSloot. She had America's loosest vageena!"

UK & Continental Europe is very different to the US. Daytime shows have always had adult discussions & many sitcoms in the 1970's & 1980's had pictures of topless women on the walls in the background which went out pre-watershed. Even the BBC Holiday show had topless women in the intro-going out at 7.30 or 8 PM. The funniest one was presenter Pattie Coldwell learning about fisting from a gay man during an AIDS discussion in 1987.

[fuzzysoup]

having a cawk that big would be very annoying. you couldn't wear jeans, fitted suit pants or even shorts in the summer

[lockdev]

UK & Continental Europe is very different to the US. Daytime shows have always had adult discussions & many sitcoms in the 1970's & 1980's had pictures of topless women on the walls in the background which went out pre-watershed. Even the BBC Holiday show had topless women in the intro-going out at 7.30 or 8 PM. The funniest one was presenter Pattie Coldwell learning about fisting from a gay man during an AIDS discussion in 1987.

[misctrader]

20 posts and no ProudManlet?

Was he banned?

[jimbob007]

You would had to have seen it-Coldwell was a rather hilarious, plain speaking & clumsy presenting styled Northerner with hilarious facial responses & BBC at the time was hardly the liberal Utopia it became later. It was the sort of discussion that would have been pushing the boundaries even on daytime telly at Channel 4 back then.

[TheParish]

UK & Continental Europe is very different to the US. Daytime shows have always had adult discussions & many sitcoms in the 1970's & 1980's had pictures of topless women on the walls in the background which went out pre-watershed. Even the BBC Holiday show had topless women in the intro-going out at 7.30 or 8 PM. The funniest one was presenter Pattie Coldwell learning about fisting from a gay man during an AIDS discussion in 1987.

On spread lol

[IAMBEE]

Having a penis that large is a curse. Would much rather have a small penis than a mega large penis.

Had a girlfriend that once told me:

My last boyfriend had a huge dick. It was so big it would tear me. He could also only go in about halfway and I had to stop him after a couple of minutes. Even though your penis is on the small side, I like it much better.

She was the best man.

Reps for the first bit of truth ever to hit the misc about a miscer and his GF.

[andrepmeet]

If he wasn't such an awkward fat cunt who didn't speak with a retarded British accent, he would have women begging to fukk. (Super Ded fkn Srs)

can you imagine that interviewer femaloids feelz if that guy looked like Henry Cavill? they would have to change the seat cushions cuz theyd be so sopping wet.

I think hes british? I dunno.

[FoulSmell]

Having a penis that large is a curse. Would much rather have a small penis than a mega large penis.

Had a girlfriend that once told me:

My last boyfriend had a huge dick. It was so big it would tear me. He could also only go in about halfway and I had to stop him after a couple of minutes. Even though your penis is on the small side, I like it much better.

She was the best man.

Brootal

[proudmanlet]

ironic the biggest cawk in britain is wasted on this flaming beta


for most girls yes he'll be too big but for the small niche he could have been a godsend


also inb4 PM

agreed, glad I’m not a flaming beta

Having a penis that large is a curse. Would much rather have a small penis than a mega large penis.
.

having a cawk that big would be very annoying. you couldn't wear jeans, fitted suit pants or even shorts in the summer

agree with these, glad mine is only 11”

20 posts and no ProudManlet?

Was he banned?

sorry, I wasn’t banned but my penis was

[CodyZellery]

Having a penis that large is a curse. Would much rather have a small penis than a mega large penis.

Had a girlfriend that once told me:

My last boyfriend had a huge dick. It was so big it would tear me. He could also only go in about halfway and I had to stop him after a couple of minutes. Even though your penis is on the small side, I like it much better.

She was the best man.

Proud to be a member of the small penis crew

[SaltyDog920]

You're a weird dude constantly littering this forum up with penis and cuck posts.

[jimbob007]

You're a weird dude constantly littering this forum up with penis and cuck posts.

You have been around for 10 years, I have been around for 17 years & you just noticed I am a weird person?

[FallOutBrah]

maybe he can get a cock reduction surgery?