Did you really think I'd let you disrespect me...?
Well, did you?
Do I look like some chump who lives on "Muck Around Boulevard 1"?
I've never even set foot on that street...
I live on "Walk The Talk Lane 100".
Why don't you come visit me?
I'll greet you at the gate... I'll shake your hand and go "welcome to my street, buddy".
Once you see I'm for real...we'll crack a beer open, have a laugh. Take a piss, as the brits say.
Do you have to piss? Because we can piss together, kinda like guys do. If your hand is busy, I can help you shake it. Not in a gay way, just kinda like "we're that close" kind of buddies.
Anyway, let's put that behind us. I'm glad we're friends now.
Friends who piss together stay together.
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