ask a guy who spent 5 months in a french rehab anything.

[ghostdivision88]

it was actually kinda fun

[adamsz]

what were u in there for?

did it work?

5 months seems a bit excessive, no?

[OldFartTom]

what were u in there for?

did it work?

5 months seems a bit excessive, no?

He said it was "French rehab"
Clearly he was caught using un-French words and phrases on the banned list published by L'Académie française and there are > 5,500 of these. The rehab consists of learning the correct expressions such as e.g. mot-dièse and adresse de courrier électronique. During the rehab re-education if any patients accidentally slip back to using an ugly Anglo Saxon word or phrase they are severely punished, by being made to dress like Marcel Marceau and getting locked in a small imaginary glass box for a day to cool off. This cruel practice makes "A clockwork orange" look soft.

[startingat56]

you're from Quebec eh?

One thing I know about Quebec is that even the ugliest women make an effort to look good

A woman with a French accent has complete power over me

[NorwichGrad]

How are French teeth compared to English teeth?

[tripod29]

Any hot nurse sloots?

[OldFartTom]

How are French teeth compared to English teeth?

Damn you NG and your dental racism, when will it end? I will report you to the British Association of Dentists (BAD) adding their hashtag #BADTEETH to this thread. Oh they'll be on you now, you'll be sorry... Better than French dentistry for sure.
And just for your mocking I will update my AV so you can see my teeth in their British glory, I'm considered very good looking over this side of the Atlantic

[Mark1T]

Damn you NG and your dental racism, when will it end? I will report you to the British Association of Dentists (BAD) adding their hashtag #BADTEETH to this thread. Oh they'll be on you now, you'll be sorry... Better than French dentistry for sure.
And just for your mocking I will update my AV so you can see my teeth in their British glory, I'm considered very good looking over this side of the Atlantic

Anti-Dentitism cannot be tolerated.

Since G is a pal, I won't do the reporting. But, I do know that French dentists can be bribed with a dozen buttered croissants.

[NorwichGrad]

Damn you NG and your dental racism, when will it end? I will report you to the British Association of Dentists (BAD) adding their hashtag #BADTEETH to this thread. Oh they'll be on you now, you'll be sorry... Better than French dentistry for sure.
And just for your mocking I will update my AV so you can see my teeth in their British glory, I'm considered very good looking over this side of the Atlantic

LMAO.

I don't wanna sound racist. But you, my friend, are indeed hot. You are hotter than General Tso chicken served on steaming white rice. You are so handsome I forget you are English and sometimes mistake you for Aussie (No homo).

[PhDPepper1111]

I love this thread. Ya'll are already on spread.
I still have no idea what French rehab is but if there are maids, it sounds intriguing.

[ghostdivision88]

what were u in there for?

i breached the conditions of my probation. caught drinking in public. also had a couple airsoft pistols on me. i was with my buddy and having fun with the full auto handgun airsoft hangun i just bought that day that day, firing it at a sign in the park.

i didnt notice there were a bunch of students hanging around, partying beside the park. i wasnt shooting in their direction but i guess i scared them cuz they called the cops. i happened to look over and i could see a couple of them on their phones looking at me and my buddy. i knew i better get the hell out of there. i almost made it back to my apt when 3 cars rolled up on me and actually had their guns out telling me to drop the bag i was carrying. they cuffed me and my buddy. i told them to let my budy go he wasnt drinking, never ever touched the guns and he wasnt on probabtion so they let him go but i got a ride to station.

spent a couple nights at the station in a cell. flourescent lights on all day and night. it was a friday so i didnt get a court appearance till the next monday. almost 72 hours in that hole then they brought me to provincial lock-up. i got a call from my lawyer and he said i basically had a choice to do jailtime (he wasnt even sure how much) or do a therapy, since i had a history of drinking. i chose the rehab obvously. only ended up spending a week in prison...

did it work?

it did for 5 months. i was sober the whole time i was there. lots of guys were getting busted for smoking crack or weed or going out and drinking then coming back.

i did my time in therapy and things might have been ok. when i left one of my buddies said he had a place for me to crash but that place actually turned out to be a crack house, so i was right back into the atmosphere. i managed to control myself for a few weeks but after a while i started slipping back into my old ways.. i never actually smoked crack but did pretty much everything else. went back to drinking slowly but surely, then harder drugs. that was the big city and i was luckily i made it back to my hometown without ODing . still had a really ****ty time coming off ******** but thats another story

5 months seems a bit excessive, no?

yea it was def getting long near the end. especially in a mixed therapy (men and women) but with no physical contact. i spent my time training mostly and playing ping pong, i had a lot of english friends so it wasnt so bad. plus there were a few decent girls.

i happened to be on the same floor as the girls and my room was right opposite the staircase. every evening when i was done my workout i would shower after and there would be this one chick... crazier than a ****house rat but really hot. she would wait for me on a chair in the hallway and watch me dry myself off and get dressed. i could so easily have pulled her into my room for a quickie but it was risky as hell and i didnt want to go back to jail for that. i was in another therapy before were that is exactly what happened so i was determined to finish this one.

something funny that happened near the end of my time...the phone on my floor was right across from her room. one time while i was making a phone call this girl flashed me and put on a strip tease. she might have been really dumb and crazy but she made up for it cuz damn...

then she started sending me love letters and stuff and we would make out whenever we had an opportunity. unfortunately the counsellors were onto us and put us "in ban" which means we couldnt talk to each other or be in the same room together alone.

[ghostdivision88]

He said it was "French rehab"
Clearly he was caught using un-French words and phrases on the banned list published by L'Académie française and there are > 5,500 of these. The rehab consists of learning the correct expressions such as e.g. mot-dièse and adresse de courrier électronique. During the rehab re-education if any patients accidentally slip back to using an ugly Anglo Saxon word or phrase they are severely punished, by being made to dress like Marcel Marceau and getting locked in a small imaginary glass box for a day to cool off. This cruel practice makes "A clockwork orange" look soft.

the director and most of the male staff hated me and me and my english friends, they tried to tell us it was against the center rules to speak english so i would pretend not to understand.

quebec is really bad for that. theres been a language war for the last 60 years in this **** province

[ghostdivision88]

you're from Quebec eh?

One thing I know about Quebec is that even the ugliest women make an effort to look good

A woman with a French accent has complete power over me

Yeah unfortuantely. Highest taxes in the country, roads are complete sh11t and will kill your vehicle unless youre driving a tank, insane language laws and coruption up to your eyeball.

But if you want the really hot women go to Montreal in the summer. its like shooting fish in a barrel

[ghostdivision88]

How are French teeth compared to English teeth?

hahahahhaa i was in a center full of crackheads. they all had bad teeth.

the worst is when you start talking to a chick, shes fit and sexy and everything, then she opens her mouth and you see shes misssing most of her teeth from either crack or meth.

those are bascally the only two drug ive never done. (and i never shot up) but they dehydrate your gums so bad and when youre high you dont even notice it then before you know it youre 27 years old and have no teeth. damn...

[eomrat]

..

I thought the responses to your AMA made it pretty clear that no one gives a shyt about your nonsense.

[MajorTendonitis]

you're from Quebec eh?

One thing I know about Quebec is that even the ugliest women make an effort to look good

A woman with a French accent has complete power over me

That’s funny as I find sloots with a French accent hotter than Fark, but when I hear a guy speak with a French accent I want to vomit . And if he’s speaking French also , I want to shove a screw driver in my ear threw my brain .
Can’t even watch our House of Parliament

[NorwichGrad]

That’s funny as I find sloots with a French accent hotter than Fark, but when I hear a guy speak with a French accent I want to vomit . And if he’s speaking French also , I want to shove a screw driver in my ear threw my brain .
Can’t even watch our House of Parliament

I have to agree with you. And I don’t even speak French.

This means you are not ghey. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[ghostdivision88]

Any hot nurse sloots?

tons of em. and horny as hell

small example

one evening after my training i was walking along the hallway and did something not too especially bright

i jumped up and grabbed one of the plastic covers that go over those long fourescent lightbulbs. the plastic cover came down onto me and the sharp edge took a good sized gouge out of my forehead. at first it hurt like a mother f ckr...then i quickly noticed i was bleeding pretty bad and went to my room to try to stop the bleeding with paper towel. one of my buddies musta seen the trail of blood or something leading to my room because he came in to see what was up.

the first words out of his mouth were "holy fv k" and he called for one of the staff.

the only one on duty that night was this french chick called Carol. she was one of the staff that gave out meds and i never missed an opportunity to flirt with her when i was getting my medicine. i didnt really think she liked me that much because she was always warning me that i shouldnt be flirting with the staff. naturally i would flirt harder. she would protest but i never got in trouble for it

ANYWAY...she comes in, sees me all covered in blood and her attitude changes on a dime. she was always really tough with the residents but as soon as she sees me with this tiny little cut on my head her female nuturing instinct kicks in. she tell me to sit down and she pulls up a chair right in front of me like REALLY close. my legs are right betwen hers and one knee is basically inside her vag. im wearing shorts, and shes wearing leggings, so my bare leg is up against her pussy. unfortunately we have a bit of an audience and also unfortuantely... im stating to get hard. her tits are practically in my face as she struggles to clean the wound and dress it. shes also got this really long hair and its drapped all over me. by now my erection is impossible to hide. all i want is for these people to leave so i can grab her and screw her brains out

she finally gets up and looks me over

"come see me tomorrow and ill change the bandage"

"ok. thanks Carol"

then she turns and leaves. i could tell she wanted to say more but there were too many people hanging around. or maybe she wouldnt have said or done anything. they can lose their jobs for inappropriate relations with the residents.

a lot of them would touch me lightly on the arm, or get really close to me when we were talking, or id catch them staring, literally making them blush sometimes.

and it wasnt just me. i said they were horny and no wonder...id be horny too if i worked around 80-90 women all day

[ghostdivision88]

I love this thread. Ya'll are already on spread.
I still have no idea what French rehab is but if there are maids, it sounds intriguing.

its rehab but in french

i would have stayed there longer, i actually kinda liked it but it was way too goddamn expensive

1500$ a month

[ghostdivision88]

I thought the responses to your AMA made it pretty clear that no one gives a shyt about your nonsense.

if you didnt care you wouldnt post

so piss off, ya little sh11t nugget

[ChazWood]

if you didnt care you wouldnt post

so piss off, ya little sh11t nugget

That EM dude is very grouchy. In fact, we call him EMRAT the Grouch. Don't worry, once he gets to know u, he's marginally less grouchy. It's a small amount, but it's measurable.

That's unless he doesn't like u and then he's downright curt. butt you get used to it.

As for Quebec, je me souviens. Les belle filles.

[ghostdivision88]

That EM dude is very grouchy. In fact, we call him EMRAT the Grouch. Don't worry, once he gets to know u, he's marginally less grouchy. It's a small amount, but it's measurable.

That's unless he doesn't like u and then he's downright curt. butt you get used to it.

As for Quebec, je me souviens. Les belle filles.

ahh ok so you know a bit of french...did you ever visit quebec?

i think i already mentioned, here or someplace else, the beef i have with this province.

highest taxes of any province in Canada. even more of a kick in the nuts when you live half an hour from Vermont or New Hampshire. One of those states, not sure which one, has NO taxes. The US, their roads are like driving on an F1 racecourse. Quebec roads, you need to be an F1 driver to avoid the damn potholes.

really its the language thing that pisses me of the most. for chirst sake, we are still in Canda here, its not a different country. as much as they would like it to be. they tried twice. to separate from Canada and we werent having it. they seem to think that anyone speaking english in their province is a threat to the french language. well sweetheart...if your language is so frangile that my speaking english offends you, thats your problem, not mine.

no one wants to speak french or learn french. not even french people. objects are either "masculine" or "feminine", theres literally 19 different tenses. in English its past, present, future. French has passe, passe compose, passe parfait, future simple, future parfait, future plus que parfait, future imparfait etc etc even more BS

weather is ****e most of the time, right now the ground is covered in ice because the temperature jumped to +10 melted all the snow then it froze again and we're back down to -20.

yeah our girls are alright. not because they live in quebec tho. theres beautiful women all over the world. asians and indian chicks are hot as fu ck and most arent as badly corrupted as white girls yet

[OldFartTom]

...dude is very grouchy...

I've worked with a couple of former forward observers. They spent too much time hiding in some bush for days being eaten by mosquitos unable to cook/heat anything and not wanting to use bug spray in case locals' dogs smelled it. They were very grouchy people and had the 1,000 yard stare, but the ones I've met they were all excellent people underneath that. He probably just needs a big hug

[mtpockets]

A woman with a French accent has complete power over me

That’s funny as I find sloots with a French accent hotter than Fark

French Women rule.. In my single days I would head to Montreal every summer, get a room at the Holiday inn for 2 or 3 weeks and chase tail.. Good times, Pockets likes the french gals and they liked him..

The Ladies at the train station when Pockets had to leave town...

Spoiler!

[ChazWood]

I've worked with a couple of former forward observers. They spent too much time hiding in some bush for days being eaten by mosquitos unable to cook/heat anything and not wanting to use bug spray in case locals' dogs smelled it. They were very grouchy people and had the 1,000 yard stare, but the ones I've met they were all excellent people underneath that. He probably just needs a big hug

I'm trying, Tom. He's like a dang porcupine. Honestly, and no excuses, but I actually wrote up what I bemusedly thought was a witty reply and then POOF it vanished into the ether when I clicked "Go Advanced". They should rename that button "Are U Sure???".

It was really clever, Tom. I wish I could remember. Shame.

ahh ok so you know a bit of french...did you ever visit quebec?

I lived in Montreal until 25y and split because of a lot of what u mentioned. I've never lived or worked in a more vibrant city than Montreal in the late 80's/early 90's. Particularly, St Laurent Blvd where I worked and played. I still go back to visit family; the place is not the same and neither am I. We're both bloody boring now.

[ghostdivision88]

I lived in Montreal until 25y and split because of a lot of what u mentioned. I've never lived or worked in a more vibrant city than Montreal in the late 80's/early 90's. Particularly, St Laurent Blvd where I worked and played. I still go back to visit family; the place is not the same and neither am I. We're both bloody boring now.

yea i was constantly having people telling me i should move to montreal and start over. moving into a crack house with a crazy wife beating crackie wasnt really my idea of starting over but hey...

one evening my room mate came home totally plastered. with his gf, or "baby momma" her sister and one other chick. i was just falling asleep and i wake up to the sound of this crazy bastard threatening to kill one or both of them, maybe they deserved it but i wasnt going to have no one murdered in my crib. he had grabbed a dumbell handle that had no weight on it, basically like a metal club and was about to smash this womans face in. i couldnt tell if he was serious or not but i jumped out of bed naked and pulled him away.

the girls left but about half an hour later my "buddy" (yeah at this point hes no really my friend anymore), called them up and was begging to have them come over. i couldnt believe it.

obviously my sample of montreal was not the best.

that was also under lockdown, so no one allowed on the streets after 10:00 pm till 5:00 am.

early spring so **** weather

damn, my timing really sucks hahahahhahaa

[Cass40]

Why are you posting here and not misc.?

[BlackJack619]

Are you working the steps?

[ghostdivision88]

Why are you posting here and not misc.?

the misc is gone

if you dont like the thread no one is forcing you to read it

[Cass40]

the misc is gone

if you dont like the thread no one is forcing you to read it

Huh? I literally did what you asked which was ask a question that first came to mind.

Edit: didn't mean you shouldn't post here.

Edit 2: kinda nice that nobody can access misc.