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05-04-2021, 01:22 AM #1Registered User
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How many miscers minimum would it take to beat this in a fight?
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05-04-2021, 01:24 AM #2Registered User
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Dudes, its a stuffed taxidermy bear. Its already dead
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05-04-2021, 01:27 AM #3
With no weapons I think it would take 100 or more. 20 people on each leg just grab and pull until it's ripped in half. That's the only way I could imagine unarmed humans killing this thing; our fingernails and teeth won't even get through the fur.
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05-04-2021, 01:30 AM #4Registered User
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Alright here is a live one, they are known to kill and eat humans. They are also known to survive shotgun blasts.
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05-04-2021, 01:34 AM #5Registered User
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Maybe you could choke it or something, you would definitely still need a lot of people to hold it down. This thing is the size of 3-4 gorillas.Originally Posted by BLOATMOGGER
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05-04-2021, 01:37 AM #6I didn't think of choking that might work. You'd still need 40 people minimum to hold it down though. And then a fat guy to just jump up and down on its throat until it breaks.Originally Posted by BeanGainClovis
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05-04-2021, 01:45 AM #7Registered User
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Yeah I don't think a human being can really hunt this beast without tools. It's kind of fascinating that there are other mammals that basically rule the landscape in places where humans roam. People who live near polar bears just have to accept their fate if they confront one, even if they have a gun.Originally Posted by BLOATMOGGER
Maybe in some ridiculous situation a mob of people could match this thing hand-to-hand, but it definitely outmatches the average human being by a longshot.Beans. Cleans. Gasoline.
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05-04-2021, 01:49 AM #8healthy eating disorder
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more than likely 3.50 Miscers.
That'll get the job done easily."You can train as hard as you want to, but without the right fuel supporting your training and recovery, you will never see the results that you should."-Iron Man
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05-04-2021, 01:50 AM #9Deathcon 3
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ARe we allowed to bring our Caucasian Ovcharkas with us?
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05-04-2021, 01:56 AM #10Registered User
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Holy chit those dogs are huge, I had no idea they existed.Originally Posted by Kewbrah
This scenario would be no dogs, weapons, tools, etc. but I am glad to know that these dogs exist.Beans. Cleans. Gasoline.
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05-04-2021, 02:03 AM #11Registered User
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I wouldn't try to kill this thing
I'd collect a sample of its DNA and attempt to clone it then imprint on the baby and begin to raise it as my own personal animal guard. Imagine seeing that in your house just laying down beside you while you're on a couch with people trying to break in to your placeif you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
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05-04-2021, 02:09 AM #12Registered User
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There is a dude in Canada with a polar bear as a petOriginally Posted by ChangeOfStyle
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05-04-2021, 02:48 AM #13Registered User
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Are these avi or no-avi miscers?
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05-04-2021, 02:49 AM #14Registered User
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Yeah I'd rather have a megaladon as a pet. Cruising the ocean knowing I own itOriginally Posted by BeanGainClovis
There is a dude in Canada with a polar bear as a pet
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
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05-04-2021, 02:49 AM #15Registered User
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I'd do it easily. I'd just pull guard on it.
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05-04-2021, 03:07 AM #16Five Star Man
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One wincel can irritate it to death.
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05-04-2021, 03:16 AM #17Nukem
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where's the fuking coffee, *******?Originally Posted by BeanGainClovis
There is a dude in Canada with a polar bear as a pet
what do you mean, no more boston cream? you wanna DIE BITCH?*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
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05-04-2021, 03:23 AM #18Banned
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05-04-2021, 03:39 AM #19Registered User
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This.Originally Posted by BeanGainClovis
There is a dude in Canada with a polar bear as a pet
Would just befriend it and make it my loyal steed.Motorcycle crew
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05-04-2021, 03:47 AM #20cooked
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We're working the long game brah, we will get the kunt with global warming
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05-04-2021, 03:53 AM #21Banned
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Men then vs nowOriginally Posted by GoodboyDogeson
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