Wife upset I got hard during TV Show

[MyBaddBrah]

We were watching Ozark.. a scene comes on where hot girls tits are out at the strip club.. I pop a full on boner.. She's upset because she said I don't get hard that easy with her.

What do I say here?

[Ausaric]

We were watching Ozark.. a scene comes on where hot girls tits are out at the strip club.. I pop a full on boner.. She's upset because she said I don't get hard that easy with her.

What do I say here?

Say it’s an autonomic function and therefore you didn’t consciously choose for it to happen, and leave it at that.

[MajorTendonitis]

Tell her to suck the life out of it . Only right answer

[TomPaine]

Tell her the truth: if she looked like that or moved like that, she would get the same response from it.

In other words, tell her that she needs to try harder.

[Redfish225]

Username of peace

[Critter5592]

its not gonna suck itself

[RW2]

“Hole is life crew.”

[NitrogenWidget]

We were watching Ozark.. a scene comes on where hot girls tits are out at the strip club.. I pop a full on boner.. She's upset because she said I don't get hard that easy with her.

What do I say here?

tell her she never danced for you like that.

[Ratfish]

Username of peace

this

just say your username any time she starts chirping

[aranadiscoteca]

Would you recommend Ozark?

[mattb717]

Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?

[Destor]

Tell her you were actually thinking about Jason Bateman

[LtGoose]

"I didn't bring it out for air"

[anonkunbrah]

tell her pride month is right around the corner and if she doesn't start putting a little more effort forward you're going to start banging twinks next month

[Getter_done]

Lol

[FoulSmell]

Tell her if she kept your balls empty, random boners wouldn’t happen.

[MyBaddBrah]

Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?

Anybody who doesn’t watch pornos

[Ratfish]

Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?

high test brahs ofc

[7empest]

Anybody who doesn’t watch pornos

this lul

brb i get hard ons all the time especially if I dont wear underwear in public

[badreligion]

Tell her the truth: if she looked like that or moved like that, she would get the same response from it.

In other words, tell her that she needs to try harder.

Let's take a vote.... Vote A or B

A. He just gave OP some sound advice.

B. Put OP on the fast track to a severe head injury.

[IlChosenOne]

I’d have just been like “sht my bad brah”

Tell her you were actually thinking about Jason Bateman

Lol

[Composed]

It amazes me that there are grown women who think that male biological programming alters in a relationship and men suddenly lose the ability to be attracted to fukable women.

[7empest]

Let's take a vote.... Vote A or B

A. He just gave OP some sound advice.

B. Put OP on the fast track to a severe head injury.

B lul

imagine tell a chick she needs to try harder and expecting her to take it well

[Critter5592]

Are you 13? Who gets hard, as an adult, without stimulation?

Get your test levels checked srs

[Destor]

Should be able to get hard without stimulation but popping a boner @ random bobs on a screen is a bit much

[MyBaddBrah]

Should be able to get hard without stimulation but popping a boner @ random bobs on a screen is a bit much

I haven’t seen tits other than my wife’s in like 3 months

[TitusVI]

i think she is right tbh

your reptilian brain is not faithfull

[Destor]

I haven’t seen tits other than my wife’s in like 3 months

This needs to be communicated to her brah, honesty is the best policy