RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 05:24 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

"Hitched your cart to the wrong horse"

There's only one active Australian player who isn't a punter. What is unusual about me following his progress?

You're making it sound like I got wood over some random RB and now you're jumping up and down declaring he's a dud.

Newsflash: the 49ers suck right now. What do you want him to do? And we could be having the same discussion about the quarterback. Put Brady or Rogers in there and they're still not winning games.

There's nothing unusual about simply following his progress. That isn't what you've been about, though. And it is entertaining. I can't recall seeing you so worked up and emotional and obsessed with anything in here before. And the guy still hasn't done jack ****.

No we couldn't have the same discussion about the QB, not only is the QB involved in the gameplay this season, but he has always lead them to a Superbowl in the past. The QB has most certainly done something in the NFL.

**Dominik** · 10-09-2015, 05:29 AM

Originally Posted by Farley1324

There's nothing unusual about simply following his progress. That isn't what you've been about, though. And it is entertaining. I can't recall seeing you so worked up and emotional and obsessed with anything in here before. And the guy still hasn't done jack ****.

Not emotional at all. I'm more concerned about your inability to comprehend why I've been following him.

He's on a dud team and is hardly being used by his sweaty ass coach who is more concerned about his own future right now.

You didn't answer my question. Aside from Hyde's 168 yards against the Vikings, who is showing him up at SF? According to you he's done jack **** but then he's not alone there.

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

Not emotional at all. I'm more concerned about your inability to comprehend why I've been following him.

He's on a dud team and is hardly being used by his sweaty ass coach who is more concerned about his own future right now.

You didn't answer my question. Aside from Hyde's 168 yards against the Vikings, who is showing him up at SF? According to you he's done jack **** but then he's not alone there.

You want me to list everybody on that team who has more than 23 YFS so far this season? You're following this closely, maybe you should list them all for me? I'll bet it's double digits of guys.

ETA: As I've said all along, maybe he'll be good and maybe he'll be productive but right now he's nothing more than a guy filling a jersey on the sidelines and getting cool story bro attention for the team.

**Dominik** · 10-09-2015, 05:49 AM

Originally Posted by Farley1324

You want me to list everybody on that team who has more than 23 YFS so far this season? You're following this closely, maybe you should list them all for me? I'll bet it's double digits of guys.

I said SF's other RBs and the two guys doing punt returns. Post their numbers. I'll prepare myself to be blown away.

**chazzy1864** · 10-09-2015, 05:52 AM

Why did the Texans keep starting Mallett? Hoyer isn't great but definitely has shown that he has far more upside every time he played than Mallett. Yet, every time they'd start Mallett and get nothing and then bench him for Hoyer and the teaminstantly looked better.

edit: The entire San Fran offense sucks balls and none of the RBs are doing anything of note.

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 05:53 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

I said SF's other RBs and the two guys doing punt returns. Post their numbers. I'll prepare myself to be blown away.

SF's other running backs? Well the starter has 326 YFS where the sidelines guy from AUS has 24. So...calculator says that's 13.5 times more yardage. He has done something.

Punt returners? Unless your name is Devin Hester I couldn't even tell you who returns punts for anybody. Most people are probably in a similar boat except maybe they could tell you who returns punts for their team. But okay...looks like Hayne is the only punt returner on the team. 56 punt return yards through 5 games (about 11 per game), although 37 of those came all in one play so except for the one outlier play he is averaging 3.8 yards per punt return. Is that good? I don't even know what a typical punt return average is because...punt return.

**ossizen** · 10-09-2015, 06:06 AM

How about the Chiefs' offense?

Daniels is looking pretty good thus far, and Murray started to settle down. Alex Smith is getting a bit rusty this season...

**PapaBurgandy** · 10-09-2015, 06:15 AM

Originally Posted by ossizen

How about the Chiefs' offense?

Daniels is looking pretty good thus far, and Murray started to settle down. Alex Smith is getting a bit rusty this season...

Alex Smith is what he is, a game manager. At least he's been getting the ball to Maclin more lately. They need to draft a QB.

**Dominik** · 10-09-2015, 06:20 AM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

edit: The entire San Fran offense sucks balls and none of the RBs are doing anything of note.

Someone who watches football checks in.

Farley, it's time to let go of this guy's nuts. I'm following him because he's Australian and all we've produced to date are punters if you exclude Jesse Williams who never played a game. He's getting limited game time on a bad team so what is he supposed to do? The whole team is struggling and experimenting more with him is clearly not a priority right now. Or maybe you didn't notice because you don't watch football.

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

Someone who watches football checks in.

Farley, it's time to let go of this guy's nuts. I'm following him because he's Australian and all we've produced to date are punters if you exclude Jesse Williams who never played a game. He's getting limited game time on a bad team so what is he supposed to do? The whole team is struggling and experimenting more with him is clearly not a priority right now. Or maybe you didn't notice because you don't watch football.

lol I'm not the one on this guy's nuts. Strong troll though, it's certainly keeping the Rant a little less inactive.

But, seriously serious, can we just make a deal that neither of us will EVER talk about him again, ever, good bad or ugly, at all? Serious. Never again. This is the end of it.

(I'd take the deal if I were you but then you seem to be pretty into this troll thing lately so I dunno)

**Dominik** · 10-09-2015, 06:58 AM

Can you blame me for trolling? Some nights this thread is on the 2nd page.

The deal I'll make is I won't mention him again until he does something worth discussing like a 90 yard TD to win the game.

Lastly, the Australian media has been riding his nuts hard ever since he made the roster so it's hard for me to ignore it when I'm reading about a sport he should still be playing.

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 07:03 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

Can you blame me for trolling? Some nights this thread is on the 2nd page.

The deal I'll make is I won't mention him again until he does something worth discussing like a 90 yard TD to win the game.

Lastly, the Australian media has been riding his nuts hard ever since he made the roster so it's hard for me to ignore it when I'm reading about a sport he should still be playing.

Why does the AUS media care so much about this? Do they normally report on the NFL pre season/regular season? Like, does everybody there know who Rob Gronkowski is? Or is this like a potential segway into people over there realizing the NFL exists?

**Dominik** · 10-09-2015, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by Farley1324

Why does the AUS media care so much about this? Do they normally report on the NFL pre season/regular season? Like, does everybody there know who Rob Gronkowski is? Or is this like a potential segway into people over there realizing the NFL exists?

As you'd expect with 4 football codes being popular NFL is on the fringes but we do get all the games and it features heavily in the sports news on cable. Hayne being picked obviously would have increased the interest.

I can't say the average sports fan here would know much about Gronk, JJ Watt, Aaron Rodgers, Russell Wilson, etc. They'd probably recognize Tom Brady and that's about it.

**ThickAsABrick** · 10-09-2015, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Farley1324

Why does the AUS media care so much about this? Do they normally report on the NFL pre season/regular season? Like, does everybody there know who Rob Gronkowski is? Or is this like a potential segway into people over there realizing the NFL exists?

Segway

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

Segway

ayyy lol

**ThickAsABrick** · 10-09-2015, 07:56 AM

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 08:02 AM

Just...wow.

**im2manly** · 10-09-2015, 09:00 AM

Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on!

**Orlando1234977** · 10-09-2015, 09:04 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

He's getting limited game time on a bad team so what is he supposed to do? The whole team is struggling and experimenting more with him is clearly not a priority right now. Or maybe you didn't notice because you don't watch football.

Actually it's easier, not harder, to find playing time on a bad team than a team that's stacked with atha letes.

Frep you have 7 hours left for a real consistent qb.

**Orlando1234977** · 10-09-2015, 09:25 AM

Also, 3-1 hish better not get a win from a quitting frep who has 48 hours to acquire 3rd wr. I just don't have much faith in his character.

**Dominik** · 10-09-2015, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Orlando1234977

Actually it's easier, not harder, to find playing time on a bad team than a team that's stacked with atha letes.

The issue is the team is struggling and it's still early in the season so they're not risking him. Maybe when they reach the DGAF stage they'll give him kick returns and get him involved in more plays but right now that's not happening.

**Farley1324** · 10-09-2015, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

The issue is the team is struggling and it's still early in the season so they're not risking him. Maybe when they reach the DGAF stage they'll give him kick returns and get him involved in more plays but right now that's not happening.

I think probably the game they lost by 40 points would have been a good time to give guys a shot.

At this rate they will have more of those.

**im2manly** · 10-09-2015, 11:30 AM

Do you guys think that gynos are popping bonerars all day?

**chazzy1864** · 10-09-2015, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by im2manly

Do you guys think that gynos are popping bonerars all day?

Doubtful. Most of the women won't look like models.

Also, think about all of the fungus infested ones they have to check out as well.

**im2manly** · 10-09-2015, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Doubtful. Most of the women won't look like models.

Also, think about all of the fungus infested ones they have to check out as well.

LOL yeast is so gross

**Miketoc** · 10-09-2015, 12:15 PM

Yea I always thought being a gyno would ruin it for me.

**im2manly** · 10-09-2015, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by im2manly

LOL yeast is so gross

You haven't lived until you have stuck your Johnson in some yogurt.

**chazzy1864** · 10-09-2015, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by im2manly

You haven't lived until you have stuck your Johnson in some yogurt.

I prefer to use Greek for this.

**GREENFEATHER** · 10-09-2015, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by im2manly

Do you guys think that gynos are popping bonerars all day?

Not if it's a female gyn, then again, could be a beaver with a kickstand. You know what that is don't you? I've seen your browser history you freak.

**Final_Rep** · 10-09-2015, 09:27 PM

Tried to catch up on old posts. All fapball b.s.

Sigh

Damnit guys.

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