¬¬¬ Plenty of Fish Discussion Thread v.2¬¬¬

[lwild]

me: would cooking you a seafood dinner, where i caught the lobster my self from the closest place the inhabit to me (the fish tank down the pub) and then preparing it for you (naked if you wish) and any side of your choice be a suitable way to impress you? x

her:well yes, except, i hate eating fishys so a new meal is required x

me: hmm, how about if i bought a claf, reared it untill it was the sufficent size to provide a decent size stake? if i did this there would always be a chance i wouldnt be able to produce stake due to being to attached to butter cup (thats her name) x

her: wtf is claf?!?1

me: it was a poor attempt at spelling calf (as in abby cow)

her: well i want claf now, and im ALL yours if you can find some

HELP ME DISCOVER CLAF MISC!

looool

I googled Claf and this video came up



Send her link and say it's the best claf you could find

[lwild]

[INFINITY_BULK]

also reposting HELP NEEDED TO SLAY:

i live with 2roommates and im in the middle of relocating to Virginia soo im not looking to talk to nybody really. . lol soo yeaahh. . im actually leaving in 2days. .i wish i could stay but san antonio is not where i want to be. .i'd love to meet you but it would be pointless. . kinda..?

Hmmm this is kinda of a tough one because you want to let her know what's up, but you don't want to scare her off. My try:

Hmmm 2 days? No time to waste! Give me your # and we should meet up tmrw. It "kinda" won't be pointless... if you can handle it"

[Dre2010]

Hmmm this is kinda of a tough one because you want to let her know what's up, but you don't want to scare her off. My try:

Hmmm 2 days? No time to waste! Give me your # and we should meet up tmrw. It "kinda" won't be pointless... if you can handle it"

i'm goin for it brah...its just POF

we do it for teh lulz

[Crazymix]

This is what I said exactly "I would battle a family of wolverines in a porta-potty, with my hands tied behind my back and a shakeweight taped to my head as my only form of self defense, just to have a webcam date with you over a dialup connection.". Just typed it from memory off here. After that she made it easy, asked if I was trying to have sex with her lol

lol, going in for the KILL

[INFINITY_BULK]

i'm goin for it brah...its just POF

we do it for teh lulz

Brave on Misc warrior. Let us know what she says!

[BlackNoise]

I feel like i lose just a little bit of my soul whenever i send a message out and get no response.

[miscin]

@ FS i deleted my london pof, moving to Briz, but will be using self game rather than copypasta so won't be stepping on toes. She is smoking though, love mixed ethnicities.

@ the not a troll girl, go for it if you want, she just made it when bored with friends, you'l have to play it fairly serious. Shes reasonably intelligent but also typically blonde at times. Just dont be at all sexual and play it straight, as you can imagine a trillion guys have come on to her on pof.

Her spoon. She sent me some other stuff as well but none of it risque.

This was posted in the first thread. Prepare your anus.

[rocco421]

should change the name of the site to plentyoffatbroads.com

[lwild]

This was posted in the first thread. Prepare your anus.

It was him who posted it before..

[INFINITY_BULK]

It was him who posted it before..

the plot thickens...

[Kingcero]

Yo dudes, you guys inspired me to open a POF account and troll just for the lulz cuz i really dont care much if i get anywhere with hoes there, just for entertainment.. the thing is i got a girl and live with her, should i put that im single or just be honest and i live with her? wat do misc?

[Mike83]

OMG

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=27003473

[GazzyS]

haha was gettign nowhere with some bish so jsut decided to try

"im going to be blunt, how many seafood dinners will it take me to seduce you into showing me your bedrrom accrobatics display?"
will await reply.

[Chrono803]

She talks alot, I agree and make noises so that she knows im listening lol. After shes done with a story, I interject with my own and it just clicked, no awkwardness haha.

Semi strong phone game I never knew I had?

Was also at midnight, nothing better to do.

lol I can already tell that would go bad for me

for some reason I have a hard time understanding what others say on the phone so you can tell how awkward it can get when I keep saying, "What was that?" :/

[BlackNoise]

This was posted in the first thread. Prepare your anus.

Yes. By me. Shes legit, i just blew it by being impatient (she takes like a week to respond).

[lwild]

haha was gettign nowhere with some bish so jsut decided to try

"im going to be blunt, how many seafood dinners will it take me to seduce you into showing me your bedrrom accrobatics display?"
will await reply.

ahaha in for response

[Misker24]

Brahs dunno how to reply to this...wasn't expecting message but she's def a cutie

Me:
i see how ppl think you're asian...you have the cute 'smiley' eyes

Her:
Hahahaha thanks! You too, the only difference is that you are actually asian! Haha

Dat dere asian genetics

[lwild]

Brahs dunno how to reply to this...wasn't expecting message but she's def a cutie

Me:
i see how ppl think you're asian...you have the cute 'smiley' eyes

Her:
Hahahaha thanks! You too, the only difference is that you are actually asian! Haha

Dat dere asian genetics

For a second I thought she said "dat dere asian genetics" was thinking 'wait hold on a second..'

[GazzyS]

ahaha in for response

hahah LULZ

her:haha, y don't you just call me a prostitute? because thats how ur making it sound
me:would never treat a prostitute to a fancy seafod dinner! i would, however, treat you to upto 10. although i would hope it would not take this many! x
her:you know how to make a girl feel special! x
me: i know right! i brought my A game out for charming you
so what do ya say? me, you, possibly a box of wine and a jumbo bottle of baby oil? x

INB4 no reply haha

[tential]

In a negwar with some whore in the RH section because I told her to stop hijacking threads and why does she do it then said "NVM you are a woman you do it for attention". She got mad and wants to neg so spreading some free reps around to the next few POF bros who post here before negging again.

Make it good boys.

[Misker24]

For a second I thought she said "dat dere asian genetics" was thinking 'wait hold on a second..'

haha I would ask her to marry me if she said that...
just wanted something funny to respond can't think of nething

[Misker24]

In a negwar with some whore in the RH section because I told her to stop hijacking threads and why does she do it then said "NVM you are a woman you do it for attention". She got mad and wants to neg so spreading some free reps around to the next few POF bros who post here before negging again.

Make it good boys.

stupid bish

[lwild]

haha I would ask her to marry me if she said that...
just wanted something funny to respond can't think of nething

I dunno man not much to work with there just randomly send a seafood dinner line lulz

[GazzyS]

jeeze, this bish must really liek the look of me!

her: even afetr being an a$$ hole that does sound tempting!

hmmm, sarcasm i sense?! lol

[Misker24]

I dunno man not much to work with there just randomly send a seafood dinner line lulz

haha brah which one is that?
I've used the swanson tv one and it works like a charm

[GazzyS]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=19384371

she jsut asked for my msn straight up, first message (she messaged me)..

strong troll? feel free to spam due to her havign contacted me haha

[Chrono803]

LOL brah's ima get this bish to deliver,

Her - "Ahhhhh i love finding ways to entertain myself hahaha"
Me- "lol wat u doin to entertain urself?"
Her - "Wellllll it involved minimal clothing x"
Me - "haha tease! but tell me more :P"
Her - "I'm a very big tease! Never a bad thing hehe Wellllll, I had to be on my bed for this entertaining with just a bra on.....x"


LOLWAT

srs question guys...what's with the "x" at the end of the sentence? I've seen that a few times already

[ahatch133]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprof...le_id=19384371

she jsut asked for my msn straight up, first message (she messaged me)..

strong troll? feel free to spam due to her havign contacted me haha

doesnt look like a troll,
time to capitalize

[Misker24]

she jsut asked for my msn straight up, first message (she messaged me)..

strong troll? feel free to spam due to her havign contacted me haha

damn brah

if this is real gjdm