ITT: Post douchebag things you do, dont afraid of negzz

[vsvs]

-plow through crowds of ppl coming on the bus when i get off, pushing some down if they are persistent
-piss all over the toilet seats, thats a given
-yell at the top of my lungs for no reason in washrooms, reactions are lulzy
-scavenge empty lecture halls & lockers for free ****

thats all i got..i guess im a pretty decent dude

[MegaHold]

- never wash my hands after p*ssing, done it for years and havent died yet
- ignore most people, dont really bother listening to people
- dont really care about anyone else, just make sure im happy

lulz

dunno

[Cstreck]

-plow through crowds of ppl coming on the bus when i get off, pushing some down if they are persistent
-piss all over the toilet seats, thats a given
-yell at the top of my lungs for no reason in washrooms, reactions are lulzy
-scavenge empty lecture halls & lockers for free ****

thats all i got..i guess im a pretty decent dude

So you steal , push people down , piss on toilet seats and your a decent person

the phuck ?

[Will_B]

ignore people I don't find physically attractive..
make fun of overweight ppl
hate old people
ride ppls ass if they're driving too slow
brag about buying expensive clothes (very materialistic)
an attention whore
look forward to having to deal with drama in some situations

[Teenytinyboo]

Sometimes, when I channeling douchebaggary of the titans, I'll leave the tiolet seat up, or pretend to be asleep when my dog comes into the living room with her squeeky toy.

[Ek2]

-Play my music loud in my car. I have a sick sound system and I love loud music, so not a single **** is given
-take the last of anything if offered. i dont play stupid politeness games
-will plow through crowds of people at bars or concerts without hesitation

[vsvs]

bmp

NEG: BobisMighty for pissing on toilet seats
rofl u mad

[youngBOSS]

- spit on hand railings... Ya they mad
- piss on the floor in the bathroom
- ruin nice peoples grass
- steal from work
- hit the joint untill I can't possibly take anymore in. That's if I'm not with my boys
- egged hookers
- walk to the front of the line for pretty much anything
- when people crowd surf I always punch them in the face
- take markers to concerts and write on the back of peoples shirts
- at 21 I still whip snowballs at cars when I'm back home

[Dave P]

- Flick cigs out the window
- Don't consciously recycle
- Put trash in other peoples bins

[brianhorne3]

[triglyceride]

when in a public restroom, wrap my feces in a papertowel and smear it over all the toilet seats, flushing knobs, and sink handles, then throw it at the mirror

I consider myself a moral, upright citizen

[ronpaul3046]

-sneeze on stairway railings at school when no ones around
- when im walking through the halls at school during study period and im the only one in the hall, i will open a random locker, take out a random book and put it in another locker for the lulz
-obnoxiously go through crowd of people at school while saying "EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME" being really rude while they all bertstare me

[dlove27]

or pretend to be asleep when my dog comes into the living room with her squeeky toy.

That's ****ed up lolllll

[tauqs]

- when people crowd surf I always punch them in the face

****ing lol

[brianhorne3]

Fast misc bump

[xJ_Sky]

i don't bring my shopping cart back to the store after i unload my groceries into car, feel guilty about that

don't pet peoples' ugly dogs at their house, people have terrible taste in dogs

i assume most people have terrible taste in music

in call of duty black ops i purposefully search for the same kid over and over to kill in order to piss him off b/c he did something very minor that i didn't like in the beginning of the match

[HMFIC_BROWSIN]

dropping my 1 rep max deadlift from the top of rep.

[Dunx]

I don't seed my torrents.

[Preban_AR15]

i don't bring my shopping cart back to the store after i unload my groceries into car, feel guilty about that

Wat. I don't think anyone does that.

[xJ_Sky]

Wat. I don't think anyone does that.

well, most grocery stores have that little area you bring your cart to in the middle of the parking lot, but my grocery store doesn't have that. so you either leave your cart basically in the middle of the parking lot in a parking space or bring it back to the store.

[Redminator]

I piss in sinks.

[Mr.Roarke]

ignore people I don't find physically attractive..
make fun of overweight ppl
hate old people
ride ppls ass if they're driving too slow
brag about buying expensive clothes (very materialistic)
an attention whore
look forward to having to deal with drama in some situations

Someones still stuck in highschool.

[morecurls]

If some ******* honks at me and is riding my ass because they want to speed and I'm going the speed limit, I'll slow down about 15mph for a few minutes. Has best effect on one lane roads

[Brrcats]

I don't seed my torrents.

guilty

when at the gym looking for a locker for my stuff if I open lockers that arent locked, but have stuff in them, i'll leave them hanging open.

[IanPhelps]

I laugh at fat people, I remember i was drunk once at Whataburger on Halloween night(friends drove me) and there were a few fat chicks in skimpy clothes, i start laughing my ass off and start saying man the harpoons.

They didn't like this and a group of like 6 waited outside in like 50~ degree weather for me to come out, kept pointing at me. At this point i was ****ting bricks and making plans to haul my ass out the back and have friends come pick me up. But i guess they got to hungry and had to go eat somewhere else, i was safe.

If someone cuts me off, or drive like a douchebag i will get in front of them and slow down, or tailgate them and make faces and gestures at them.

But besides that i'm a nice person.

[ilikebeer]

- Flick cigs out the window
- Don't consciously recycle
- Put trash in other peoples bins

omg! you are so bad!

[ErickStevens]

- never wash my hands after p*ssing, done it for years and havent died yet

This. Come at me germs.

[Will_B]

Someones still stuck in highschool.

feels bad man..

[magog704]

-make really insensitive comments on the misc
-fart while walking in front of people

[lunchbox12]

-call girls fat at the bar
-piss on the tp at the bar

all for the lulz