Ask a guy that just got a vasectomy anything! (serious)

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by 1stindoor

For the "test" you'll be given a cup and a paper bag. For some serious fun put something oily (like a slab of bacon) in a similar paper bag and let it sit and soak through and stain the bag. Then take the bacon out. Next fold the top down like you did when you were a kid with your lunchbag. (It's important that the bag remain empty...yet look "inflated") Then take the "stand in" bag with you to the lab and ask to turn it in. Trust me...you will treasure the look on their faces.

HAHAHA

Originally Posted by WilyCoder

follow up in 6 months and tell us if you experience any phantom pain.

i'll keep updating my daily status in here.

Originally Posted by 1stindoor

Sometimes my sense of humor can be a little "over the top."

i like it. i'm going to do something similar

**ProWrestleFan** · 06-02-2009, 10:29 AM

Air Force pay for it???

**A_Hard_Rain** · 06-02-2009, 10:31 AM

I cringe at the mere thought of a vasectomy, you're a brave man OP

**1stindoor** · 06-02-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by too_small

They need to cut through your spermatic cord, a tube that holds your vas-deferens and other structures, to get to the vas deferens. ^____^

Yep...thanks.

**coconutman** · 06-02-2009, 10:36 AM

I can't read this thread, i cringe just thinking about it. (Californication)

**1stindoor** · 06-02-2009, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by ProWrestleFan

Air Force pay for it???

Army, Air Force, Marines, Navy...they all pay for it. But it's not like going to a civilian hospital. You have to go through a bit of "counseling." And your wife will have to sign off on the procedure, and if she's pregnant they generally won't do it either until after the baby is born.

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by ProWrestleFan

Air Force pay for it???

of course.

Originally Posted by A_Hard_Rain

I cringe at the mere thought of a vasectomy, you're a brave man OP

i was 100% sure i wanted it but over the weekend i watched a video of the procedure, then i got cold feet.

**HumpStrap** · 06-02-2009, 11:10 AM

I have Blue Cross insurance and it covers up to $500 for the procedure which is $550 so I have to pay $50

OP- put some pants on

**Iron_Chef** · 06-02-2009, 11:11 AM

Have fun having a cobra without venom...

**HumpStrap** · 06-02-2009, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Iron_Chef

Have fun having a cobra without venom...

I'm looking forward to it !!!!!!!!!

**1stindoor** · 06-02-2009, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by Iron_Chef

Have fun having a cobra without venom...

This cracks me up...because until the Cobra struck...you didn't know it was venomless. I suspect your "orientation" is showing.

**Mike-anon** · 06-02-2009, 11:18 AM

I've had this grimace on my face the entire time reading this thread.

My mind can't handle the thought of anything sharp, or intrusive, or surgical near my junk. Maybe this'll change when I'm older, but goddamn...*cringe

You're a brave man OP.

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by HumpStrap

I have Blue Cross insurance and it covers up to $500 for the procedure which is $550 so I have to pay $50

OP- put some pants on

can't. i'm icing my balls right now

Originally Posted by Iron_Chef

Have fun having a cobra without venom...

i will.

my wife and i don't want any more kids. now we can f*ck like rabbits and not have to worry about making anymore new bunnies.

**Dysfunqtional** · 06-02-2009, 11:23 AM

will orgasms still feel the same?

will you miss watching urself blow your load on/into your wife?

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by ryant7

will orgasms still feel the same?

will you miss watching urself blow your load on/into your wife?

nothing changes except your semen doesn't contain sperm.

orgasms are the same and you still ejaculate semen. now i CAN blow in my wife and not in a condom or somewhere else.

**RockyIV** · 06-02-2009, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by SDFlip

that's kind of ****ed up. more risks and complications with tubal ligations.

She was already having a C-section so it was already kind of opened up.

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by RockyIV

She was already having a C-section so it was already kind of opened up.

that's a little different, but there still are more side effects with tubal ligation compared to a vasectomy.

**getbigger28** · 06-02-2009, 11:37 AM

I can't wait for bareback...oh man

been using condoms for about 1 1/2 years...she won't even let me near her vag without one on...she is so afraid of even remotely the chance of getting pregnant again...I have stuck my head in bareback a month ago and she freaked

though we both enjoyed it for 10-15 seconds where she didn't even try to let me get out...but then reality set in and she yanked it out...it was fun while it lasted.

but damn...I am scared to get one now..I don't like the idea of all this pain involved...I thought it was relatively painless.

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by getbigger28

I can't wait for bareback...oh man

been using condoms for about 1 1/2 years...she won't even let me near her vag without one on...she is so afraid of even remotely the chance of getting pregnant again...I have stuck my head in bareback a month ago and she freaked

though we both enjoyed it for 10-15 seconds where she didn't even try to let me get out...but then reality set in and she yanked it out...it was fun while it lasted.

but damn...I am scared to get one now..I don't like the idea of all this pain involved...I thought it was relatively painless.

we were considering using the calendar method combined with condom use again.

so when she was ovulating, we wouldn't have sex at all. when she was close to ovulating we'd use a condom. but during the "safe" days we'd go without condoms. it worked for us for the time inbetween our 6 and 2 year old and our 2 year old and 5 month old.

all of our kids were planned for the most part so even if our b/c method didn't work, we'd be okay with it. now we don't want any more, so we can't leave any margin for error

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 11:44 AM

well, it's been about 5 hours since the procedure. i've had frozen peas on my nuts the entire time. i haven't moved from my bed.

**1stindoor** · 06-02-2009, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by SDFlip

well, it's been about 5 hours since the procedure. i've had frozen peas on my nuts the entire time. i haven't moved from my bed.

Do you have the pillow under your a$$ so that your slightly reclined too? hahahahahaha....I remember it all too well.

On the plus side, not only does the service pay for it, but you also get some time off too...PAID!

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by 1stindoor

Do you have the pillow under your a$$ so that your slightly reclined too? hahahahahaha....I remember it all too well.

On the plus side, not only does the service pay for it, but you also get some time off too...PAID!

no, should i do that?

yeah, i'm off for the rest of the week and i took leave for next week. next friday is a family day so i'm getting 13 consecutive days off and only using 4 days of leave.

**1stindoor** · 06-02-2009, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by SDFlip

no, should i do that?

yeah, i'm off for the rest of the week and i took leave for next week. next friday is a family day so i'm getting 13 consecutive days off and only using 4 days of leave.

I was most comfortable by being semi reclined. I put two pillows behind my back, and one slightly below my but that kept my knees somewhat elevated. I used the wife's pillow under my butt.

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by 1stindoor

I was most comfortable by being semi reclined. I put two pillows behind my back, and one slightly below my but that kept my knees somewhat elevated. I used the wife's pillow under my butt.

i'm just laying on my back with my feet on a couple pillows.

**xduelx** · 06-02-2009, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by SDFlip

no, should i do that?

yeah, i'm off for the rest of the week and i took leave for next week. next friday is a family day so i'm getting 13 consecutive days off and only using 4 days of leave.

now that is good timing!

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by xduelx

now that is good timing!

i didn't even plan it that way. i knew i wanted 2 weeks off and was prepared to take as much leave as i needed to.

but the 3 days of quarters worked out perfectly.

**Dysfunqtional** · 06-02-2009, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by SDFlip

nothing changes except your semen doesn't contain sperm.

orgasms are the same and you still ejaculate semen. now i CAN blow in my wife and not in a condom or somewhere else.

oh **** I didn't know semen came out, shows how much I know about vasectomy, doesn't sound that bad at all then if you don't want kids anymore, GJDM.

oh and pics of said wife?

**xduelx** · 06-02-2009, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by SDFlip

i didn't even plan it that way. i knew i wanted 2 weeks off and was prepared to take as much leave as i needed to.

but the 3 days of quarters worked out perfectly.

were you the one stationed at DM? or was that another AF fellow i was chatting with a long time ago?

**SDFlip** · 06-02-2009, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by ryant7

oh **** I didn't know semen came out, shows how much I know about vasectomy, doesn't sound that bad at all then if you don't want kids anymore, GJDM.

oh and pics of said wife?

no pics. all you get is a great view of my ass.

Originally Posted by xduelx

were you the one stationed at DM? or was that another AF fellow i was chatting with a long time ago?

yeah, i was at DM.

**superdump250** · 06-02-2009, 12:15 PM

so does that mean they took your balls out?

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