Well, you know what they say..... a dick in the hand is worth two in the bush!Originally Posted by djwolford
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10-14-2015, 08:55 PM #31Master Roshi
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10-15-2015, 03:48 AM #32HERB-brew
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Whale, whale, whale...
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10-15-2015, 04:46 AM #33Registered User
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Hey hey, in on 1st.
There's an awful lot of truth in that title Charles.
AJ how the hell are you?I don't have problems, I have situations.
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10-15-2015, 06:26 AM #34Fat fuk
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Good lord, I look away for ten seconds and miss yet another first page. Welp, I'm out. See y'all in four months to try again!
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Failure is never an option. It's just a temporary result of pushing your limits.
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10-15-2015, 06:33 AM #35Registered User
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In.
I remember when this thread was a sticky.There is but one path....we kill them all.
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10-15-2015, 06:38 AM #36#1 Pimp Korea
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Think about this OP. Almost every mouth you kiss has had a wiener in it.
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10-15-2015, 07:00 AM #37Fat fuk
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It's better that that's true than the opposite.Originally Posted by InstantLoser
"Do or do not. There is no 'try'."
Failure is never an option. It's just a temporary result of pushing your limits.
"I know how it feels to expect to get a fair shake, but they won't let you forget that you're the underdog, and you got to be twice as good..."
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10-15-2015, 07:03 AM #38#1 Pimp Korea
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Just imagine it. Every time you kiss your mother you're proxy-sucking your dad's dink.Originally Posted by AdamL00001
"That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one."
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10-15-2015, 07:19 AM #39Nah mean, jelly bean?
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I don't kiss my mother on the mouthOriginally Posted by InstantLoser
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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10-15-2015, 07:36 AM #40Fat fuk
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Well, as long as my jaw doesn't start getting phantom pains afterwards, I guess I'll live.Originally Posted by InstantLoser
"Do or do not. There is no 'try'."
Failure is never an option. It's just a temporary result of pushing your limits.
"I know how it feels to expect to get a fair shake, but they won't let you forget that you're the underdog, and you got to be twice as good..."
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10-15-2015, 07:39 AM #41Akatsuki OG
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Can someone help me. There is a girl I know. Asked her out maybe 6 months ago and she swiftly curved, rejected, no contacted or whatever lingo you kids are using these days. Tried to get her STEAM account to play games with her purely on a friend level and just kept being weird about it. Guess she still assumed I was trying to get with her.
So as the glorious misc said I went no contact. Now she is chatting me up more and keeps making jokes about getting married and she KEEPS talking about it. So I asked her if she wanted to go grab sushi and she of course was busy.
I feel she is trying to get me to pursue her, just to shoot me down, in order to validate her own self esteem.★cVc★ OEFx2
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10-15-2015, 07:46 AM #42I am a bit of tid
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Yep. Don't let her win. Get on your way, nao.Originally Posted by otakutrevan
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10-15-2015, 07:50 AM #43Nah mean, jelly bean?
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Chicks do this all the time, they just want to know that you still want them - even though they don't want you. It's an ego thing.Originally Posted by otakutrevan
Stop giving this broad attention.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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10-15-2015, 08:28 AM #44Akatsuki OG
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"where are all the good men"Originally Posted by FU3L
We're on the same page. Pretty sure I gave her a wtf face when she came up and started talking to me yesterday.★cVc★ OEFx2
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10-15-2015, 09:52 AM #45Registered User
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I'm super paranoid about getting cancer. Drinking carbonated chemicals doesn't seem like a good idea. It's my one vice. I don't drink or smoke but I loves me some Diet Coke.Originally Posted by IronCharles
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10-15-2015, 09:58 AM #46Registered User
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Hi! I'm good. I missed you guys I might stay around for a bit. Are you dating any other billionaires??Originally Posted by happywithit
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10-15-2015, 10:01 AM #47Who Nose?
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*only kisses straight men crew*Originally Posted by InstantLoser
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10-15-2015, 10:02 AM #48Fabulous!
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Can't live without diet coke. Although I do drink the cheap supermarket version, caffeine-free whenever possible.
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10-15-2015, 10:13 AM #49#1 Pimp Korea
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Originally Posted by FriendOfFrank
"That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one."
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10-15-2015, 11:39 AM #50HERB-brew
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Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
I am not gonna lie, I think the cheap version tastes better than the originals. lol. Of course, I don't know the sugar content over there, I'm assuming you use real forms of it - opposed to here. One 20oz coke has an upwards of like 75g.*US Navy Vet*
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10-15-2015, 11:49 AM #51#1 Pimp Korea
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Diet Coke has no sugar.Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
"That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one."
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10-15-2015, 11:52 AM #52Nah mean, jelly bean?
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I think he's referring to the non-diet CokeOriginally Posted by InstantLoser
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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10-15-2015, 11:59 AM #53#1 Pimp Korea
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Yeah but everyone else prior to that was talking about not being able to give up diet Coke. *shrug*Originally Posted by FU3L
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10-15-2015, 12:42 PM #54Fabulous!
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A 12oz can apparently has 35g. The diet ones have aspartame and acesulfame, which people claim is carcinogenic but probably only in really high amounts. We're all gonna die anyway, right?Originally Posted by HeBrewHammah
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10-15-2015, 12:48 PM #55#1 Pimp Korea
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Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
"That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one."
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10-15-2015, 12:50 PM #56Registered User
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The new Coke "Life" isn't too bad, tastes close enough to normal Coke with 1/3 less sugar (17g). Coke Zero tastes too fake. Never had Diet Coke crew.
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10-15-2015, 12:53 PM #57Fabulous!
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Aren't Diet Coke and Coke Zero the same thing? I thought they just called it Coke Zero cos men were too embarrassed to ask for Diet Coke
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10-15-2015, 12:56 PM #58Nah mean, jelly bean?
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u wot m8Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
I believe Coke Zero is supposed to taste the "same" as regular but has no calories, although it doesn't taste the same at all.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
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10-15-2015, 12:57 PM #59
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10-15-2015, 01:04 PM #60Registered User
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According to its wiki this is true!Originally Posted by Tiffany Wantsmore
Hi, thats a nice set of wheels you haveOriginally Posted by Marie646
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