Yep it's my birthday. Damn son I'm getting old.
What I want for my birthday? Some money to finish my AR-15 build, happiness and health for my loved ones, and sh*t a loved one for myself. Is that so hard?!
Actually had a date and kinda got something for my birthday if you catch my drift... but a brotha wants a relationship.
Anyways the older you get the simpler the requests of what you want in life. Anywho thanks for being my e-friends for the past few years. Even the haters.
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Thread: Feels 34 Mane...
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10-18-2017, 11:09 PM #1uberschwert
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Feels 34 Mane...
Last edited by sword_; 10-19-2017 at 09:57 AM.
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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10-18-2017, 11:10 PM #2dunno
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spot for sale
edit: sold to huggies 4 adults
happy birthday big fellaaaa
hope your new year brings more living, laughing, learning and loving, and that you find the lady of your dreams :*fukn Brozart
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10-18-2017, 11:12 PM #3uberschwert
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Yep one more year and it's 35+ MISC for me boyo.Originally Posted by Brozart
spot for sale
edit: sold to huggies 4 adults
happy birthday big fellaaaaA hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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10-18-2017, 11:12 PM #4Quarantined Finja
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Happy Birthday!
No offense but you're getting too old not to be married.
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10-18-2017, 11:12 PM #5False Football Prophet
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Originally Posted by sword_
happy birthday
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10-18-2017, 11:13 PM #6Registered User
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Happy birthday mang, ill be fapping for u tonight, in a no homo way.
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10-18-2017, 11:13 PM #7uberschwert
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Eligible bachelor for sure. Moving around a lot + being a careerist sorta puts a damper in things.Originally Posted by Cass40
Happy Birthday!
No offense but you're getting too old not to be married.
Know any single ladies? My friends told me that I need a woman that is in her late 20s and ready to settle down.A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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10-18-2017, 11:14 PM #8
HB from a long time lurker.
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10-18-2017, 11:14 PM #9Registered User
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screw that mentality.Originally Posted by Cass40
Happy Birthday!
No offense but you're getting too old not to be married.
Happy birthday mang.Don't trust mirrors crew
Late bloomer crew
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10-18-2017, 11:15 PM #10Registered User
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Last yesr on the misc before u are shipped off to 35+ misc to make threads about how your ears wont stop ringing.
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10-18-2017, 11:16 PM #11uberschwert
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I get where she's coming from. Funny my grandma says I can wait like George Clooney lol. Basically she doesn't want me to marry the wrong person and mess up my life. Even though she had loving kids, my grandfather wasn't always the best to my grandma. She would rather me wait instead of marrying wrong. Funny considered she married when she was 20.Originally Posted by travellingbrah
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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10-18-2017, 11:16 PM #12anonymousGuest
happy birthday brah.
i'll be right there with you in a few months
don't listen to these idiots who want you to get married. just lol.
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10-18-2017, 11:17 PM #13Let's go Brandon!
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I always give you props in your threads and you never rep me. But happy bday anyway.
Balloon knot connoisseur.
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10-18-2017, 11:17 PM #14
Happy Bday Sword.
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10-18-2017, 11:17 PM #15Quarantined Finja
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Well that's the thing. You don't want someone too old because then the question becomes why are they still single and not married. I got married at 24, seems like a perfect age to me.Originally Posted by sword_
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10-18-2017, 11:17 PM #16Registered Chad
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inb4 this is a 1 star thread
happy birthday buddy boyoLOL at KENKONG crew
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10-18-2017, 11:17 PM #17uberschwert
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Not gonna lie I want it eventually.Originally Posted by yieldtonothing
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
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On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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10-18-2017, 11:19 PM #18big💍💍💍
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Happy birthday brah
Be the dog Iceman thinks he has
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10-18-2017, 11:19 PM #19Quarantined Finja
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Don't listen to him. He likes dirty groupie sloots.Originally Posted by sword_
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10-18-2017, 11:20 PM #20
I can't help you with your AR-15, but post whatever pics you have so I can fap.
Happy birthday. 34 is the new 47.
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10-18-2017, 11:21 PM #21uberschwert
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Hmm...haven't had that question yet. Usually its 'what's your longest relationship?' and I've been meeting a string of women that have given me the "I don't know what I want!" answer when I ask them...that just means they want sex IMO.Originally Posted by Cass40
I don't have any divorces under my belt or anything and I'm pretty active and good looking. I'd date a woman in her early 30s but many of them are boring AF to me srs and don't match my energy which is why I date 27+.
My last ex wanted to marry me and move in and we were together for 2+ years but I didn't feel it with her. We were on/off for a year too which wasn't good for either of us. She's gonna be 30 in Dec and probably still hates me for our relationship.
I've also had women potentially ask me straight up "Are you married?" lol.A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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10-18-2017, 11:22 PM #22Registered User
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That's way too young. Nobody knows themselves that well at 24...There's just not enough time for life experience up to that point. You're a baby in the adult world. Some people get lucky and meet the right person early on, maybe that's you. But I would not advise the average person getting married that young.Originally Posted by Cass40
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10-18-2017, 11:22 PM #23Registered User
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Happy Birthday. I turned 34 too last month. Kind of bothered me that I'm in my mid-30s now.
No.Originally Posted by Cass40
Dating a girl around 24 is fine even if what you really want is to get married. You're going to want to get know her for a few years before you tie the knot anyways, and by that time she'll be around 27. Perfect age.Originally Posted by sword_
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10-18-2017, 11:22 PM #24Ph.D Broscience
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Lmao...He's a man, not a woman who loses value with each passing day.Originally Posted by Cass40
Happy Birthday!
No offense but you're getting too old not to be married.
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10-18-2017, 11:23 PM #25500 Internal Server Error
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happy bday my guy, i love you
the fuk outta here with that mentalityOriginally Posted by Cass40
Happy Birthday!
No offense but you're getting too old not to be married.RIP mainsqueeze530 1991-2013
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10-18-2017, 11:23 PM #26Bonrard
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happy birthday breh!
It's cliche as all fuk but you really are only as old as you feel. 30 years old myself and I damn sure don't feel that way. Stay strong and stay young brah!
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10-18-2017, 11:25 PM #27Originally Posted by MediocreGains
Originally Posted by DoctorKazama
#DasIt #RektOriginally Posted by jujuB
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10-18-2017, 11:27 PM #28Quarantined Finja
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I'm right!Originally Posted by -Lucifer
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10-18-2017, 11:27 PM #29uberschwert
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Originally Posted by MediocreGains
Most of what I attract is girls 27 and older. I'm going on a date with a 26 year old tomorrow LOL should be interesting. She's from a small town.
Austin no one wants to settle down and that's what I deal with. Glad I stopped talking with this girl who just turned 33 who wasted almost three months of 'taking it slow' SMH.
May just move to the country or something and find a girl haha.A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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10-18-2017, 11:28 PM #30500 Internal Server Error
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whatever makes you sleep better at night ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Originally Posted by Cass40
I'm right!
NYC may be for you. my home girl just told me no one takes it slow up there. its a fast paced city, even in the aspects of finding love.Originally Posted by sword_
RIP mainsqueeze530 1991-2013
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