If these were your only two options in life, which would you pick?
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05-23-2024, 05:34 AM #1Registered Cat
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Would you rather be 5'4" with a huge dick, or 6'5" with a micro penis?
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05-23-2024, 05:38 AM #2Registered User
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Dick size is king, so 5'4. Being 6'5 means nothing if you end up dying alone with no family because you can't have sex
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05-23-2024, 05:42 AM #3Registered Weapon
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hmm
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05-23-2024, 05:42 AM #4Registered User
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I'm already the first one except 2 inches taller so I pick that.
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05-23-2024, 05:44 AM #5🤡🌎
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i'll pick 5' 11'' and big dick like i am now thx
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05-23-2024, 05:45 AM #6Registered User
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Huge dick. Being short has usefulness, wtf do I do with a micropeen?
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05-23-2024, 05:45 AM #7Forever Santa
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6’5
I can hide a micro penis. There’s no hiding from being a manlet
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05-23-2024, 05:51 AM #8Registered Cat
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Originally Posted by explosiveMidget
Damn brah, you're a giant midget
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05-23-2024, 06:10 AM #9Registered User
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Originally Posted by Vhagar
This. No point in having a huge dick if no girl wants to date you in the first place.
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05-23-2024, 06:14 AM #10Registered User
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Just a midget by misc standards lol a tall dwarf.Originally Posted by FelixTheCat1919
COPE. you just need to date 1 girl and she will tell everyone you've got a huge dick.Originally Posted by SazabiBrah
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05-23-2024, 06:20 AM #11Registered User
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Micro penis or below average 'small' penis?
Micro penis is like 2< inches, you cant even penetrate in most positions unless you're scissoring like lesbians.
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05-23-2024, 06:29 AM #1290/90 breathing
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5'3 with big balls.
thats why every civilization throughout human history for 50,000 years has restricted female's rights. except for jews, and except for the last century.
women need to be kept at home, and wear trash bags over their heads if they ever go out.
imagine all the half dog half humans we'd have running around if dogs could get women pregnant.
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05-23-2024, 06:53 AM #13Childish Goblino
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There's a guy here who is 5'6, balding, weird body, poor, and retarded. You know who he is.
About your poll, I'll just keep my body.
Bring johnny in here. He's a subject matter expert.Originally Posted by Goat_187
Last edited by Godfrd824; 05-23-2024 at 07:03 AM.
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05-23-2024, 07:14 AM #14Investing the difference
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You could just specify proudmanlet and johnnydeep, the pretend hypothetical fools nobody
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05-23-2024, 07:15 AM #15Yeshua is Messiah
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obv the 5'4
just find a girl smaller than you. lots of 5 foot girls out there.
once you put it on her in bed, she'll be hooked on it.
I'm a Christian so all of this is said in the context of waiting until marriage.Last edited by CalmWind; 05-23-2024 at 07:20 AM.
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05-23-2024, 07:18 AM #16Registered Weapon
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it fooled me since I’m actually 5’5”Originally Posted by r32gojirra
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05-23-2024, 07:22 AM #1790/90 breathing
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He thinks women date their equal, LOL.Originally Posted by CalmWind
thats why every civilization throughout human history for 50,000 years has restricted female's rights. except for jews, and except for the last century.
women need to be kept at home, and wear trash bags over their heads if they ever go out.
imagine all the half dog half humans we'd have running around if dogs could get women pregnant.
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05-23-2024, 07:31 AM #18Registered User
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6’5” with a below average sized cawk would be fine, but a micropeen? No thanks Jeff. That’s a lifelong curse.
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05-23-2024, 07:33 AM #19Childish Goblino
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That's pretty harsh.Originally Posted by monster0ultra
He thinks women date their equal, LOL.
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05-23-2024, 07:34 AM #20Registered User
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5'4" would suck but you can move to asia or something where height is smaller
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05-23-2024, 07:45 AM #21Registered User
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Neither. I'd opt instead for a time machine to go back to the misc anytime before Aug 2023.Originally Posted by FelixTheCat1919
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05-23-2024, 07:50 AM #2290/90 breathing
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In Europe and Asia, they want 180cm because that's the nice round number with the metric system. That's still 5'11 that they want, even in Asia.Originally Posted by Prose
thats why every civilization throughout human history for 50,000 years has restricted female's rights. except for jews, and except for the last century.
women need to be kept at home, and wear trash bags over their heads if they ever go out.
imagine all the half dog half humans we'd have running around if dogs could get women pregnant.
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05-23-2024, 07:59 AM #23Black Lives Matter
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Originally Posted by monster0ultra
Thats the MINIMUM to even notice they exist. What they WANT is a 200cm CHAD which is 6'6''🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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05-23-2024, 07:59 AM #24Registered User
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One can have relations with a ratard?? I thought they couldn't legally consent?Originally Posted by monster0ultra
He thinks women date their equal, LOL.
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05-23-2024, 08:03 AM #25Black Lives Matter
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Lets put it this way, every couple fights no matter how great the relationship. When the girl is mad at you would you rather her say "oh and your dick is small" how you come back from that even if youre 6'5'' it doenst matter. you cant say yeah but but but Im tall.
But if youre short and your girl calls you short in an arguement but you stretch out her walls i with a massive dong you can say "i wasnt short when i gave you vaginal tears with this dick" and win the argument.🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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05-23-2024, 08:05 AM #26Black Lives Matter
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Originally Posted by RIKTER
CHAD is held to different standards. Because this retard is batting way out of her league then all girls will say "yas queen slay"
if it was some ugly or manlet guy then girls would be saying "eww what a creep hes a rapist"
that is how modern feminism works. Its not about ethics or a moral compass its about women winning at all costs, in the divorce courts, in the workplace ect.🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
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05-23-2024, 08:06 AM #27IG Taurus46ott
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I am already the first one...
48 year old guy; 5'5"
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05-23-2024, 10:42 AM #28Registered User
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So the choice is between pulling vs keeping women
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05-23-2024, 11:17 AM #29White Rifles Matter
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would rather be normal height than a midget. Just get an asian chick, they are used to tiny penis anyways
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05-23-2024, 11:20 AM #30Registered User
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You guys understand how small micro peen is. It's not even a 4 incher, prolly like 2 inch and below. Wouldn't even be fun to jack off, I'd take the huge cawk manlet option.
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