RANT: Roll 2d20 to Enter the Dungeon of Hypertrophy

[GREENFEATHER]

Btw, Dom, my appendix had torn and was starting to leak. A little gangrene had set in.


Before the surgery, I told the doctor about the other two flare ups I had experienced. She expressed some concern that the procedure might be more difficult than normal because of that. Turns out she was right. Since the infection had been there for so long, the small intestine drooped down and tried to cover my appendix in order to protect it. She was just about to abandon the laparoscopy and cut me open when she peeled open enough layers of my small intestine and found my appendix attached to it. So, she had to take her time trmming it off of the intestine before removing.

And that's how you turn a 15 min. procedure into a two hour one.

And all of this for an organ we don't even focking need.

Can't tell you how many times I've seen that. It's usually someone who has let it got for a week or month in one case! You need to taker easy for a few weeks broheim.

Wow, really glad to hear you're okay Lenco. It can get serious fast once it ruptures and that explains why you had a fever and chills.

GI issues are serious business. My grandfather died after the hospital they took him to dismissed severe abdominal pain as constipation and didn't do any tests until it was too late. In the end it was something called mesenteric ischemia. I won't go into how upsetting it was to watch him die and know it could have been easily diagnosed and treated, but the point is when something goes wrong down there it can be deadly.

What's the recovery time?

I'd have drained that doctors malpractice insurance and sodomized his house, property and any future earnings. Doesn't bring your grandad back, but I goddamn well guarantee you he'll be a lot more careful the next time.

EDIT Appendectomied

[Lencho]

The only one I wish they didn't bump off so early was Big Puss.

Big Pussy's demise is coming up shortly. I liked him, too, but watching it again I can see how he needed to go. Seems like they kind of wrote his character into a corner.

[GREENFEATHER]

From Rob's WTF file, I'ma tag this as NSFW just to be safe.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/d...x-in-park.html

[PeterGibbons316]

Preferably something by a better author or thinker than Ayn Rand, I hope.

What would you recommend?

[darinaldi]

What would you recommend?

[jmonty]

From Rob's WTF file, I'ma tag this as NSFW just to be safe.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/d...x-in-park.html

i can't fap to this

[GeneralSerpant]

The only one I wish they didn't bump off so early was Big Puss.

Big Pussy's demise is coming up shortly. I liked him, too, but watching it again I can see how he needed to go. Seems like they kind of wrote his character into a corner.

They bumped him off early in the show, but I didn't feel they wrote him off so quickly. There isn't much to expect after a character starts talking.

[chazzy1864]

Btw, Dom, my appendix had torn and was starting to leak. A little gangrene had set in.


Before the surgery, I told the doctor about the other two flare ups I had experienced. She expressed some concern that the procedure might be more difficult than normal because of that. Turns out she was right. Since the infection had been there for so long, the small intestine drooped down and tried to cover my appendix in order to protect it. She was just about to abandon the laparoscopy and cut me open when she peeled open enough layers of my small intestine and found my appendix attached to it. So, she had to take her time trmming it off of the intestine before removing.

And that's how you turn a 15 min. procedure into a two hour one.

And all of this for an organ we don't even focking need.

Awwww isn't that sweet? The intestine was trying to take care of the poor ol' appendix!

From Rob's WTF file, I'ma tag this as NSFW just to be safe.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/d...x-in-park.html

Ewwwwwwwww

[chazzy1864]

[darinaldi]

i can't fap to this

You're just not trying hard enough.

[Dominik]

"He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator."

[Final_Rep]

Almost no time to Rant in new job.

This has been a new job report.

[NedStark]

wats the new job

[kvk1]

Sucks At Posting Inc.

[PowderMonkey]

i can't fap to this

Might I suggest fox in socks?

[GREENFEATHER]

Porterhouse, baked tater, Swiss cheese snausages and chewy bones for teh dags.

[-=FLEX=-]

Porterhouse, baked tater.

Nice. My name is FLEX and I approve the above post.

[-=FLEX=-]

What would you recommend?

[GeneralSerpant]

What would you recommend?

My mom used to read me this when I was around 4:



I got rather confused when there was never any mention of a donkey and/or the dog from Garfield. Of course, your kid probably isn't 4 yet.

[NedStark]

Borderlands Bundleganza [Download]


$21.99


For Steam ofcourse


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B00D8FUHFC

[Final_Rep]

[img]http://media-cache-ec4.pinimg.com/550x/f6/bb/db/f6bbdbf642a38bfb2e55eaf6a677b40f.jpgimg]

fuk'n lol'd hard

[Dominik]

I wish more car company CEOs were like Ralph Gilles.

[theshoupguy]

i can't fap to this

I can.

[theshoupguy]

My mom used to read me this when I was around 4:

[img]http://www.booksshouldbefree.com/image/detail/Don-Quixote-Vol-1.jpg[ /img]

I got rather confused when there was never any mention of a donkey and/or the dog from Garfield. Of course, your kid probably isn't 4 yet.

I've been meaning to read the English version of it, but can't bring myself to it.
Somehow I got suckered into one of those AP Spanish classes in high school, which was centered around Spanish literature. "Ye Olde Spanish," basically.
So yeah... fck that book.

Borderlands Bundleganza [Download]


$21.99


For Steam ofcourse


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...SIN=B00D8FUHFC

Not bad - might as well throw these two in as well, since they're not part of the BL2 season pass:

Gaige, the Mechromancer - http://www.amazon.com/Borderlands-2-...keywords=gaige
Kreig, the Psycho - http://www.amazon.com/Borderlands-Ps...keywords=kreig

(both also steam)

[PeterGibbons316]

Ugh, TSA let me carry on my digital calipers, but Mexican security won't. Guess I'll just have to get a new pair

[PeterGibbons316]

Hey kvk, how is the summer going, still decomposing?

[Farley1324]

Ugh, TSA let me carry on my digital calipers, but Mexican security won't. Guess I'll just have to get a new pair

Mexican security

ha

[PowderMonkey]

Mexican security

ha

Now with calipers!

[kvk1]

Hey kvk, how is the summer going, still decomposing?

[GREENFEATHER]

I got rather confused when there was never any mention of a donkey and/or the dog from Garfield. Of course, your kid probably isn't 4 yet.

Don't know anything bout Mexican books, but I did see the donkey show in Tijuana once, ONCE was enough, lol.