My ex-fwb just texted me again. Post #50 decides what I say.

[Lunatic]

Send her this

[PostMoves]

this.

What the **** did you just ****ing say to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me now but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me through text? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.

[rhadam]

This is why you never stop trolling.

[Cris92]

now seems like a better timing for the navy seal copypasta

[RadSalty]

Now you have to text her...

"you're everything I never thought I wanted in a girl"

She will think she has broken down your manly, untrusting exterior by being "not like every other girl"

[Ballin2Whey]

bby dun b mad @ me we have gd sex yh? where r u omg i miss u so much

lel..

you're going to send that? Really?

[ToPHeR35]

Now you have to text her...

"you're everything I never thought I wanted in a girl"

She will think she has broken down your manly, untrusting exterior by being "not like every other girl"

This line NOW!

[MrRedz]

7 pages of no pics

[Mav3535]

Jesus dude for the love of baby jesus don't go crawling back/have her come crawling back to you.

Cliffs of her text: She actually wants to be with you super badly again, don't give her the satisfaction b/c she's being a huge sloot here. AKA she's probably smashed about 50 dudes in your absence and got rejected again and is now coming crawling back to your sorry ass

[SurfBrah69]

Fixed

NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA NOW lol

[markehx]

You're everything I never thought I wanted in a girl. I know I betrayed your trust and I truly ****ed up but I want another chance, even when I don't deserve one. We both need to figure out our futures, and I'm not saying immediately with one another in them, but we should give it a try. I love you [sloot].

God that sounds beta but do it

[3inchPianist]

Once again OP dun goofed

99 times out of 100 OP's always turn into *******s and fuk this up........

[chlamydibrah]

lmfao

[ven33]

Perfect time for navy seals copy pasta. DO IT

[Kaduceus]

can I put it in your butt before you leave?

[PostMoves]

You're everything I never thought I wanted in a girl. I know I betrayed your trust and I truly ****ed up but I want another chance, even when I don't deserve one. We both need to figure out our futures, and I'm not saying immediately with one another in them, but we should give it a try. I love you [sloot].

God that sounds beta but do it

no no no NO wtf brah

[markehx]

Trust me think she has the upperhand and that youre a beta ****go

THEN

trolling gets fun

inb4 33 pg thread, so much potential here

navyseals copysta will end with "wtf OP youre a dick"

[anonymous]

Op ditches girl then she texts him then he starts trolling and she tell him off then he goes on that ******* time. Wtf is going on

[bananabucket]

either say nothing to maintain some dignity, or send the navy seals copypasta to provide lulz for the misc.



the choice is yours

[xevolution]

Trust me think she has the upperhand and that youre a beta ****go

THEN

trolling gets fun

inb4 33 pg thread, so much potential here

navyseals copysta will end with "wtf OP youre a dick"

Listen to this man OP



Send her that beta ****gy text, and if she responds negativity, then hit her with the navy seals

[RoccRio]

Still potential in this..

[ZahL]

April fools again

Huehuehue







Do it op recover from everything.

bby dun b mad @ me we have gd sex yh? where r u omg i miss u so much

Then msg this to whtvr reply she gives cuz she gon' be mad newyzz

Luls

[SurfBrah69]

Surely OP will deliver

[jasonpullar]

Trust me think she has the upperhand and that youre a beta ****go

THEN

trolling gets fun

inb4 33 pg thread, so much potential here

navyseals copysta will end with "wtf OP youre a dick"

i love how these type thread always have a quarterback

[ProPhaze777]

What page is the pic of her response and his message on?

[markehx]

i love how these type thread always have a quarterback

speak up I can't hear you from down there

[TheSuperiorOne]

Surely OP will deliver

We've been talking all night you guys would have no idea where this convo went lol

[nm797]

****ing pics OP. we live for this ****

[beau042]

In to read later

[asiangenes45]

We've been talking all night you guys would have no idea where this convo went lol

Then phucking give us an idea *******