Ask a guy who got arrested for putting coke in a free "water cup" at chipotle anythin

[random_guy]

I am from Singapore; what exactly is Chipotle?

[Blackjack68]

IIT: ******* OP gets caught for blantant petty theft in front of the police, gets embarassed, only a warning and still got away with stealing and then cries about it on the internet.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to JasonDB again.

[alan aragon]

So.... OP gets caught stealing & cries about it? LOL, hopefully you learned your lesson son.

[drewzon87]

So.... OP gets caught stealing & cries about it? LOL, hopefully you learned your lesson son.

i'm going to steal a men's health magazine now

and give it to a poor gay man in need

possibly OP

[FitnessCPA]

bow down to your manlet superior you chubby republican garden gnome

On the manlet scale, I'm superior because I'm shorter than you. So look down on me, you skinny giant manlet wanna-be.

[FitnessCPA]

You shouldn't eat 'em every day. They're too expensive for you to be spending my money on..

[FitnessCPA]

By law yes.

How about morality?

What's immoral about charging $2 for a pop at a restaurant? They have overhead. If they charged their cost they wouldn't be in business very long. Cost of constructing the building, property taxes, possibly rent, payroll, benefits, utilities, etc. all adds up and that's where most of your $2 goes when you purchase a pop. Plus, they're in business to make a profit and no one is forcing anyone to purchase a pop from them.

[snorkelman]

You shouldn't eat 'em every day. They're too expensive for you to be spending my money on..

^^ That looks good and all, but $11 is too much for that, if that's all you get for $11

[miacanesfan25]

You shouldn't eat 'em every day. They're too expensive for you to be spending my money on..

I laughed at garden gnome, but this was even better. On spread.

[awkwrdturtle]

I am from Singapore; what exactly is Chipotle?

It's a fast food burrito place. Don't worry chili crab and BBQ stingray are way better, you're not missing out.

[ko300zx]

What's immoral about charging $2 for a pop at a restaurant? They have overhead. If they charged their cost they wouldn't be in business very long. Cost of constructing the building, property taxes, possibly rent, payroll, benefits, utilities, etc. all adds up and that's where most of your $2 goes when you purchase a pop. Plus, they're in business to make a profit and no one is forcing anyone to purchase a pop from them.

Yea, you're right. I don't buy sodas there either, unless I go out for something "required" for work and even then, I'll get water half the time. Let's just say I'm butt hurt over the 3000% mark up, but that's just good business I guess, knowing people will pay that much for the soda. I gotta get on that $57,500 a day Chipotle CEO time, running a company with a quarter billion net income so I don't have to think about money.

[miacanesfan25]

Yea, you're right. I don't buy sodas there either, unless I go out for something "required" for work and even then, I'll get water half the time. Let's just say I'm butt hurt over the 3000% mark up, but that's just good business I guess, knowing people will pay that much for the soda. I gotta get on that $57,500 a day Chipotle CEO time, running a company with a quarter billion net income so I don't have to think about money.

Now you're thinking like an American, welcome back.

[DTrulez616]

Hey kids: I'm a computer, stop all the downloading

Pork chop sandwiches!

i dont know much about computers, other than, other than the one we got at mah house. my mah put a couple games on there

Aww hell naw, what's up dog?!

Who wants a body massage?

Alright, give him the stick. DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK!!

[desslok]

[MiscDemeanor]

OP is the lowest scum IRL. Worst possible rank!

[ErikTheElectric]

Not sure if srs OP..

I work at a restaurant that gives out complementary WATER CUPS for WATER only. Hence the reason they are called... WATER cups.

[FitnessCPA]

Yea, you're right. I don't buy sodas there either, unless I go out for something "required" for work and even then, I'll get water half the time. Let's just say I'm butt hurt over the 3000% mark up, but that's just good business I guess, knowing people will pay that much for the soda. I gotta get on that $57,500 a day Chipotle CEO time, running a company with a quarter billion net income so I don't have to think about money.

There ya go.

CEO pay is out of control like athlete pay, but what could we do about it? If companies are willing to pay it, then they must in order to stay competitive with others. Just like athletes. No team with a $20 million payroll in MLB will be good for any amount of time.

[FitnessCPA]

Not sure if srs OP..

I work at a restaurant that gives out complementary WATER CUPS for WATER only. Hence the reason they are called... WATER cups.

Do you still steal produce?

[snorkelman]

OP, when you go to a nicer restaurant, like maybe a steakhouse with a date, do you two order entrees and one water and one soda, and both of you guzzle that soda, making the waiter refill it 6 times?

[PerpetualMotion]

lol I love how people post their retarded stories and expect NMisc to give them a pat on the back.

BRB holding my groceries higher to make it weigh less
BRB was a total jerk off to a girl at a bar
BRB stealing coke in front of the po-po

[desslok]

OP, when you go to a nicer restaurant, like maybe a steakhouse with a date, do you two order entrees and one water and one soda, and both of you guzzle that soda, making the waiter refill it 6 times?

Good idea!

[NF0913]

reps when you're unbanned for telling the cop to fuk off

[snrygo]

Not sure if srs OP..

I work at a restaurant that gives out complementary WATER CUPS for WATER only. Hence the reason they are called... WATER cups.

irony is a five letter word

[texicus]

freebirds world burrito = cheaper and better than chipotle

texas brahs will know what i'm sayin

[snorkelman]

^^ how many effing calories are in that monster? looks like >1pound of burrito there!

[texicus]

^^ how many effing calories are in that monster? looks like >1pound of burrito there!

"super monster" sized, there's a calorie calculator for it online. The tortilla alone is >600 kcals I believe, all together most are 2,000+ and around 2-3 lbs. When I was IFing I had the size under it (regular "monster") and it came out to around 1,200 kcals and a little over a pound.

[Trigger543]

It annoys the fuk out ohms when people knowingly break the law and then get mad at the cops who are doing there job. It was only a coke/joint/5mph. Cops are *******s. No you are

yep this. x10

brb paid $x for a burrito so I'm entitled to a free coke. did you not know the price before you ordered? you have no right to complain or expect free ****.

[snorkelman]

The tortilla alone is >600 kcals I believe...

Wow. Seems pretty outrageous for a freaking tortilla, even if it is a fancy sundried tomato tortilla. To each their own, but I'd rather have a small slice of cake/pie for the 400-500 calories that seem unnecessary!

[mattypoole]

"super monster" sized, there's a calorie calculator for it online. The tortilla alone is >600 kcals I believe, all together most are 2,000+ and around 2-3 lbs. When I was IFing I had the size under it (regular "monster") and it came out to around 1,200 kcals and a little over a pound.

Looks awesome!

Any ideas what the macros of that baby are?

[drewzon87]

the real question is how do you order an $11 burrito at chipotle?

extra everything? did you get the $1.50 or whatever guac?