ITT: Post the last text you received from a chick.

[phpbuilder]

I dont care if u "doesn't afraid of anything" i'm not riding with u anymore unless you wear a helmet

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for the record i almost always wear a helmet on my bikes

lmfaaaooo

[HyenaMinion]

"so sorry thought it would b just 4laughs didnt know he would take it that far sorry"

backstory: got drunk banged a fat girl, well her roommate let some ******* into the room while i was past out naked. the ******* took all these homo pics of his face like one inch away from my penis and i guess he rubbed my legs to give me an erection...

[TheProgressiveOne]

"lol wut"

[Dan916]

"send me that pic of you guys carrying me in lol"

[209manny]

"lol oh k"

[Budjola]

"sry i fell asleep. night night my love"

[djfuzzy]

"Yes."

[ScOpEy]

"who's this?"

[Bodybreak]

"Thanks for doing that, my neighbors complained and now my landlord wants to evict me"

Backstory: Bish calls me over with my boys to her place, we show up and she said we cant come in so im fukk it lets leave. She had my buddies beer but when he asked for it she said she gave it away. Hop in my car and dump the clutch LOUD as fawk (95 s14 rb20 straight piped).

[BetaPhaggot]

wtf is wrong with you. I thought I told you to never text me again!

[Kramx3]

"im on my way"

[hullcity]

"No its fine. We can sort something x"

feelsuninterestingman

[beertank23]

"you're such a snob these days"

Alpha as ****.

[homerunrbi]

"work."

[Bronado]

"what do u want?"

[Dollabill7]

"I dont get why you want to see 2 almost naked men hug each other, but whatever"

[murfeedee]

"Hello... not sure if you remember me or not, but I went to school with you a few years back. I would say something like "Hey, what's up?" But if you don't remember me, I don't want you to be like "who the fun-dip is this girl? hope its not Heather Lynn" LOL Well anyways, hope you're doing alright. respond back if you do remember though and we can catch up because its been forever."

[dc2teg]

"I am not. Ok cuz this isn't the first time you tell me I'm too aggressive. But to make you happy I'll try it out, next time I see you I'll be ladylike & gentle "- from a 6/10 that attempts to rape me every chance she gets

[TankerBrah]

What are you doing tonight? Anything?

[Dual]

whats doing
















didnt txt back coz its a fat stalker foreveralone

[KouRon]

What are you doing tonight? Anything?

Im doing you tonight!

[:)superlowl]

ill lick and **** your pussy all night long

[Ascendent]

"I am coming over to your house."

[willoughby]

"hell yea, iz bored n breed redneck "

[Behemoko]

"ready when you are."

If only it was referring to something more grand or exciting.

[Jaroctor]

I dont care if u "doesn't afraid of anything" i'm not riding with u anymore unless you wear a helmet

....................

for the record i almost always wear a helmet on my bikes

Lmao

[TeddyTank]

Well I dunno x



Gf is really pissing me off, I had a go at her last night about her seeming distance (srs talk), the bitch laughs it off and starts talking about Nicki Minaj's ass.. never wanted to choke some one so hard in my life!

Now me being distant ftw.. teach her own medicine, I imagine if I came back to this thread in a few hours I'd have a much better post worthy text reply to put up.

[Bauger89]

"I'm here"

[Marcissus]

'who is this, stop fukin messaging me u creep'

[Bulker]

"Thank you "