Your personal traits (serious)

[dimepiece]

Pros:
Super swole
10/10 on looks
did I mention swole

Cons:
I forget women's names
High frequency of kitchen jokes
Stare at women's breasts/legs when talking to them.
(no serious!! no negs!!)

kitchen jokes?

*pulls up a chair, sits down and waits expectantly*

do tell

[TeresaMalia]

Pros:
Super swole
10/10 on looks
did I mention swole

Cons:
I forget women's names
High frequency of kitchen jokes
Stare at women's breasts/legs when talking to them.
(no serious!! no negs!!)

You stare at their legs when talking to them and they don't notice? I mean breast are easier to sneak peaks but legs?

[FeeFieFoFum]

From another website...
Why did the woman cross the road? It doesnt matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you done told her twice

What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand

Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove

Why do they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken

oh snaps this a real killer
Q- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

A- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

[dimepiece]

From another website...
Why did the woman cross the road? It doesnt matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, you done told her twice

What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand

Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove

Why do they call it PMS? Cause mad cow disease was already taken

does the fact that i just LOL'd make me a traitor? probably

[SexyChic]

Pros:
Loyal
Intelligent
Highly motivated

Cons:
Spoilt rotten
Bad temper (usually caused by impatience)
Perfectionist

[genepool]

late chiming in but here it goes

positives
intelligent
extremely loyal to friends and family
driven

negs
procrastination like its my job
short attention- hey look a bird
lil lazy about cleaning my place

[jennarae86]

pros: intelligent, loves modding cars and always willing to help

cons: ocd/need a routine about certain things, low self-esteem/highly critical of my body, gives people too many second chances

[SUSprinter]

pros: i suck penis like a vacuum cleaner

cons: im a guy (no homo)

[*dwest*]

pros: i suck penis like a vacuum cleaner

cons: im a guy (no homo)

You should work out with GP and Twilo.

[seven7s]

pros: i suck penis like a vacuum cleaner

cons: im a guy (no homo)

Last time a checked sucking on a penor is pretty F*****ing Gay

[Ridge4120]

Best:
1. Loving
2. Hard worker
3. Outgoing

Worst:
1. No self confidence
2. I think way too much about things
3. I work way too much.

[YoMaMa84]

Pros
Supportive
Smart
Trustworthy

Cons
Can be a real ******* when i'm ready
procrastinate
Find it hard to trust people.

[SUSprinter]

Last time a checked sucking on a penor is pretty F*****ing Gay

last time i checked you were a white knight bc you only post in the female misc section

[seven7s]

last time i checked you were a white knight bc you only post in the female misc section

wtf Is a white Knight I would rather talk to the ladies than misc talking about smoking pole.

[PintsizedPowerhouse]

Pros:
Hard working
Self sufficient
A good listener

Cons:
Moody
Takes things too personally
Overly critical

[jsmircich]

Here's Mine

Pro's

Loyal
Hardworking
Empathic

Con's

Worrier
Stubborn
Impatient

[ILLUSIONZ]

OP is a classic internet white knight! anyone going to E-lay the guy? lol

[Ever84]

Best
1. Extremely Determined/Motivated (In educational goals and fitness goals)
2. Uplifting towards others
3. Playful/Positive


Worse
1. Pushy towards my husband (the poor guy)
2. Plan too far ahead in life and sometimes get really disappointed it didn't turn out the right way.
3. Paranoid about others judgments towards me or my family. (This can completely spoil a good day!)

[seven7s]

OP is a classic internet white knight! anyone going to E-lay the guy? lol

no but probably get some good noodez

[Roxie]

Anymore tards want to post in here with filth, you will get an automatic ban from me! This is not the place for "guys" to make stupid sexist remarks. it's not the place to e-argue either. This is the FEMALE misc for FEMALES and the men can participate if you follow the rules. The two posts I deleted are the stupid e-gang I'm talking about. YOu want to start ****. TAKE IT ELSEWHERE otherwise you WILL get negged AND BANNED!!

[dianita23]

good: very loving
good listener
love to help others


Bad: think with my heart
Low self-esteem
emotional

[mnmiz4me]

Pros

hard worker/ I do what has to be done
great listener
great sense of humor, kind of clown( I make everyone smile)

Con's

detacthed
addictive personality
adulteress

[Tikibeast]

Pros:
Intelligent
Funny
Aggressively charitable

Cons:
*409 Error, the internet doesn't have room for said list*

[Tikibeast]

Best:
1. Loving
2. Hard worker
3. Outgoing

Worst:
1. No self confidence
2. I think way too much about things
3. I work way too much.

You forgot a few pros...
Loyal
Intelligent
Determined
Understanding
Sexy as hell

Sheesh half-assing your list.

Anymore tards want to post in here with filth, you will get an automatic ban from me! This is not the place for "guys" to make stupid sexist remarks. it's not the place to e-argue either. This is the FEMALE misc for FEMALES and the men can participate if you follow the rules. The two posts I deleted are the stupid e-gang I'm talking about. YOu want to start ****. TAKE IT ELSEWHERE otherwise you WILL get negged AND BANNED!!

WOOT! Swing that ban hammer Thoretta! Though the PMS/Mad Cow Disease was semi funny...I'm bias because my ex is pmsing right now...

[hitongirls]

It's a bit abstruse in distinguishing which subjective attributes of our individualities would be deemed "good" or "bad," with any particular factors that might all converge into what we find fitting in application to our society (personal morals) that may in turn be what establishes the affinity of oneself to others.

Personally, I hold a myriad of complexes and issues, videlicet the fluctuating self-captiousness and over-consciousness of everything else.

For the following, I will make my attempts to expositorily construe the composition of what my defective condition is constituted from (without unveiling too much of my privy nature, which I prefer to dwell in its confinement):

1) Simply put, I fear affection. For both the delivering and receptivity aspects of it, likely due to the apprehension that might follow, or perhaps my panoramic synoptic in this field is that I surmise its dissipating efforts. This in which it motivates us to probe a oxymoronic sub-fault of mine:

a) If it makes sense, I yearn at the same time for affection. You can note it as a "love-hate relationship," as I despise the sanguine poignance and idealistic sentimentality that might exist for myself, but another piece of me concurrently yearning a most despairingly passionate approval from humanity.

These in turn contribute to a legion of additional predicaments, genophobia in particular. Yet what seems to be another contradiction in play, I also have a case of satyriasis and eccentric fantasies of extreme sexual deviances (what would be considered as "less popular" among the general consensus is how they seem to classify most kinks) which I probably won't need to delve into, other than to comment that it seems to interfere with my regular sleeping pattern.

Another major affliction I suffer from is one many people are wreaked into havoc to: self-esteem! I cannot welcome my imperfections and cowardliness. My insecurities have been obstructions in my daily life, and I just can't seem to subjugate this impedance! (Maybe capitulation of independnce is in order? Abetment from [ can it be? :-o ] people???)

Yea, I'm such a Debbie Downer, but I'm still expiscating myself and the oh-so heartening rations of auspiciousness this world can portion for me.

All in all, in short- I'm just another bitter and disgruntled emo kid trying to find his way (ignorantly?) towards blithe happiness.






lol, Almost forgot to include the "good" department of myself: I'm a nice guy! :-D