Official Tinder thread Part IV: RIP in Peace Sneaks, IRC edition

[WhirlwindTobias]

Doesn't know weight? Riiiiiight

Not every girl weighs themselves, some choose not to because of insecurities. Meh.

Anyway I've seen enough body pics to gauge she's not a whale, I was more curious about the height.

[ThatzItBoiiiIiZ]

pls note I have nogaem with this insty promoting sl00t






have the vaguest feeling that ive met her before. we have a few mutual friends etc

[ThatzItBoiiiIiZ]

AM I BEING TROLLED BY THIS SLOOT?






she looks fuarken hot in those HS photos, they cant have been more than a year or 2 ago... but that 2nd picture is so average
no mutuals so can't suss on fb either ;_;

[spentan]

AM I BEING TROLLED BY THIS SLOOT?

[img]http://imgur.com/QoUYwha.jpg[/img
[img]http://imgur.com/bqbwJBn.jpg[/img
[img]http://imgur.com/cF0EmCR.jpg[/img
[img]http://imgur.com/vAa13gx.jpg[/img

she looks fuarken hot in those HS photos, they cant have been more than a year or 2 ago... but that 2nd picture is so average
no mutuals so can't suss on fb either ;_;

Tasmanian/10? inb4ChrisHansen

[TheoneTim]

I have my tinder status as "Certified big spoon, taking little spoon applications.





3 children, u wot m8???

[Bunk247]

Meeting UK faced MILF who squirts tomorrow night, smash has been pretty much established.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IuScioal.png[IMG]

Once again UK face has been cropped out for you bro's.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GosFOFi.jpg[IMG]

How old we talking? Think 35 at 22 was the oldest i've been, turned out she was actually the careers advice woman at my high school lol.

Nice anyway, UK'ers are taking over!

[TheoneTim]

[cunfewzed]

Not every girl weighs themselves, some choose not to because of insecurities. Meh.
Anyway I've seen enough body pics to gauge she's not a whale, I was more curious about the height.

G/L

pls note I have nogaem with this insty promoting sl00t
[img]http://imgur.com/KXV20XO.jpg[/mg]
[img]http://imgur.com/eOYwX5v.jpg[/mg]
[img]http://imgur.com/4rvIVGX.jpg[/mg]
[img]http://imgur.com/Bv7AFy8.jpg[img]
have the vaguest feeling that ive met her before. we have a few mutual friends etc

This girl seems rather cheeky and actually fun to talk to. If she's attractive as well you should keep chatting. Maybe it's already ended, I'm not sure... You're not doing too poorly.

I have my tinder status as "Certified big spoon, taking little spoon applications.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FEJ6MaN.png[/MG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rWvIDNU.png[/MG]
3 children, u wot m8???

Another girl with some semblance of a sense of humor and no 2 word responses. You can't take a joke?

[WhirlwindTobias]

How old we talking?

I can't remember, and I reset my tinder so I don't have her profile to remind me. But she's younger than 25.

What's a big spoon?

...LOL. hard luck Tim.

[et3rnal]

had a tinder date monday night. she was the most sarcastic/narcissistic person i've ever met. we had drinks then went to my car to make out for an hour. she told me all about her sexual fantasies and offered to give me head. she kept saying "when we have sex i think you'll like it" and stuff like "you're totally gonna have a crush on me". to prove her wrong i denied the head (i know... don't say it) but now i can't stop thinkin bout this crazy bitch.

last night i was banging this other chick and started thinkin about her... i think if i told her this it would really turn her on. she is totally nuts.

thinking of sending something like this today
"can't believe that happened... god i hate you"
wait for reply
"after our date i wasn't sure if i even liked you... but then last night happened. i was banging this chick, and normally i'm always mentally with the person i am with physically...and it was going fine, but then i got behind her (1st girl told me this was her favorite position) and i remembered what we talked about and couldn't stop thinking about it. still haven't. damn you, now we have to fuk"

[TheoneTim]

G/L

Another girl with some semblance of a sense of humor and no 2 word responses. You can't take a joke?

Oh mighty cunfewzed pls 5giv moi

[Flannel]

AM I BEING TROLLED BY THIS SLOOT?






she looks fuarken hot in those HS photos, they cant have been more than a year or 2 ago... but that 2nd picture is so average
no mutuals so can't suss on fb either ;_;

Stop tindering with your sister

[cunfewzed]

Oh mighty cunfewzed pls 5giv moi
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U9Vf3Ib.png[/IG]

That's funny I need my box of rocks gif again. Repped.

[Aaronza]

AM I BEING TROLLED BY THIS SLOOT?






she looks fuarken hot in those HS photos, they cant have been more than a year or 2 ago... but that 2nd picture is so average
no mutuals so can't suss on fb either ;_;

is this bish from syd?

[TheoneTim]

Some more pics for you brahs



then later after number was obtained :

[MIDNCTG]

Some more pics for you brahs



then later after number was obtained :

gjdm making it look easy.

I just used the baby deer copy pasta, let's see how it works.

[ragingcrayon]

Hold me bros

met the finest girl ever - she was a corrections officer and was tots HBB.
before meeting she was a chatty cathy texted me nonstop all saturday
Sudnay - went to bar and ended up watching both playoff games - so hung for like 7 hours. Ran up insane bar tab - she tried to pay (I always expect dutch so this made me feel like paying) I paid and said she can leave tip - she left 50% tip lol

made out but she wouldn't come over.

"next time maybe"

texted me when she got home "Home safe! had so much fun!!" then a followup text "thank you again!!"

I got home a little later than her cuz I lived further and said "me too... night!"
Woke up and texted "hungover"
never heard back
hoped for the "she didn't get the text" bit
Tues morning I text "so no 2nd date eh? "

and that was that.

only mad cuz SUPER HAWT - best boobers ever - has gun - good kisser.

[lulbrah]

wot the fk is going on here...

[cunfewzed]

Hold me bros

met the finest girl ever - she was a corrections officer and was tots HBB.
before meeting she was a chatty cathy texted me nonstop all saturday
Sudnay - went to bar and ended up watching both playoff games - so hung for like 7 hours. Ran up insane bar tab - she tried to pay (I always expect dutch so this made me feel like paying) I paid and said she can leave tip - she left 50% tip lol

made out but she wouldn't come over.

"next time maybe"

texted me when she got home "Home safe! had so much fun!!" then a followup text "thank you again!!"

I got home a little later than her cuz I lived further and said "me too... night!"
Woke up and texted "hungover"
never heard back
hoped for the "she didn't get the text" bit
Tues morning I text "so no 2nd date eh? "

and that was that.

only mad cuz SUPER HAWT - best boobers ever - has gun - good kisser.

srs

ragingcrayon, don't rage. plz.

[SkinnyKunt]

Hold me bros

met the finest girl ever - she was a corrections officer and was tots HBB.
before meeting she was a chatty cathy texted me nonstop all saturday
Sudnay - went to bar and ended up watching both playoff games - so hung for like 7 hours. Ran up insane bar tab - she tried to pay (I always expect dutch so this made me feel like paying) I paid and said she can leave tip - she left 50% tip lol

made out but she wouldn't come over.

"next time maybe"

texted me when she got home "Home safe! had so much fun!!" then a followup text "thank you again!!"

I got home a little later than her cuz I lived further and said "me too... night!"
Woke up and texted "hungover"
never heard back
hoped for the "she didn't get the text" bit
Tues morning I text "so no 2nd date eh? "

and that was that.

only mad cuz SUPER HAWT - best boobers ever - has gun - good kisser.

Female COs are all getting the pipe inside brah.

Just watch Oz. You got off lucky.

[Bunk247]

Hold me bros

met the finest girl ever - she was a corrections officer and was tots HBB.
before meeting she was a chatty cathy texted me nonstop all saturday
Sudnay - went to bar and ended up watching both playoff games - so hung for like 7 hours. Ran up insane bar tab - she tried to pay (I always expect dutch so this made me feel like paying) I paid and said she can leave tip - she left 50% tip lol

made out but she wouldn't come over.

"next time maybe"

texted me when she got home "Home safe! had so much fun!!" then a followup text "thank you again!!"

I got home a little later than her cuz I lived further and said "me too... night!"
Woke up and texted "hungover"
never heard back
hoped for the "she didn't get the text" bit
Tues morning I text "so no 2nd date eh? "

and that was that.

only mad cuz SUPER HAWT - best boobers ever - has gun - good kisser.

Maybe she was a 49'ers fan and decided you were her unlucky charm?

in all seriousness, it sucks but women are pulling that chit all the time. i met a girl a few weeks back, she literally jumped on me, i made her squirt (she says this never happens). She was telling me the things she wanted to do next time, text me she got back home and then i've not heard from her since. Her loss.

[Hrcules]

msg'd two chicks

one with the spoon line and the other one with the babies line

gonna try a 3rd with the crush for hours line

[SackExchange64]

Consider this post the founding of the "Shuri isn't going to make it crew."

[cunfewzed]

Consider this post the founding of the "Shuri isn't going to make it crew."

Adding to sig.

[lulbrah]

Consider this post the founding of the "Shuri isn't going to make it crew."

lol shuri said that he turned off some pronstar cuz it was a 20 min drive or something last night on irc. i want to be leaf...

[Harbajan]

Guys please add my new ******** profile. My old ******** profile isn't giving me anymore matches with Tinder since there seems to be a bug. Don't have too many reps, but I'll provide you with a pic to show you what I'm potentially missing out on at the moment. Help a brah out! I need to jump back into this tinder craze.

*****://www.********.com/rishi.daryanani.186

Pics are attached. Will rep with measlies.

[Hrcules]

innnnnn^

[SackExchange64]

lol shuri said that he turned off some pronstar cuz it was a 20 min drive or something last night on irc. i want to be leaf...

Heard the story, saw the girl. Shuri y u do dis?

[lulbrah]

Guys please add my new ******** profile. My old ******** profile isn't giving me anymore matches with Tinder since there seems to be a bug. Don't have too many reps, but I'll provide you with a pic to show you what I'm potentially missing out on at the moment. Help a brah out! I need to jump back into this tinder craze.

*****://www.********.com/rishi.daryanani.186

Pics are attached. Will rep with measlies.

thx for her #

[SackExchange64]

Guys please add my new ******** profile. My old ******** profile isn't giving me anymore matches with Tinder since there seems to be a bug. Don't have too many reps, but I'll provide you with a pic to show you what I'm potentially missing out on at the moment. Help a brah out! I need to jump back into this tinder craze.

*****://www.********.com/rishi.daryanani.186

Pics are attached. Will rep with measlies.

Edit her number out before 23 cheeky miscers text her and cawkblawk you.