There was a hot girl that moved in near me too. I got her a gift basket with two movie tickets and some expensive chocolate bars. She thanked me then went to the movies with her boyfriend.
(not srs)
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11-12-2016, 07:33 PM #91clownslayer
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11-12-2016, 07:35 PM #92281-330-8004
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lmaoOriginally Posted by SaviorSelfJT
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11-12-2016, 08:45 PM #93Registered User
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This. Nice try opie.Originally Posted by GumBrah
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11-12-2016, 09:46 PM #942021 Mr.Internet
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Sure, give her your welcome basket. Also offer to pick her up from any dates if she's too drunk, and tell her to please stay safe.
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11-12-2016, 09:48 PM #95Kiwi
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35, can't talk to women.
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11-13-2016, 01:36 AM #96Registered Scally
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Lmao that could have been an epic misc storyOriginally Posted by SaviorSelfJT
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11-13-2016, 01:39 AM #97Banned
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1lb 80/20 ground beef?
lol wtf
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11-13-2016, 01:58 AM #98Registered Miscer
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lmao at laundry basket. Funny kuntOriginally Posted by Iwantactsv
btw they're black socks, but that's ok.see sig
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11-13-2016, 01:59 AM #99Bicep of Peace
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11-13-2016, 02:04 AM #100
If she's the introverted type you're going to make her feel awkward and not want to see you in the communal areas of the building. If she's the extroverted type, she's going to think you're a complete idiot for taking that stupid bunch of stuff.
But there's about a 0.1% chance you'd actually take that stuff, anyway.
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11-13-2016, 02:07 AM #101™gif me so i can gif you©
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knock with respect, offer friendship
Negging "Firesofass" crew on sight.
I will crush you,Your tragedy will come.
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11-13-2016, 02:15 AM #102Registered User
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11-13-2016, 02:44 AM #103Registered User
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Originally Posted by Messi123
Always thought OP was a giant *******
Quite the punchable face.
Hahahaha, or cuckedOriginally Posted by PenorBrahNoHomo
Last edited by Ashfrolicious; 11-13-2016 at 02:51 AM.
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11-13-2016, 09:46 AM #104We're all gona make it
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Any updates?
Or you frauding OP and didn't actually put the basket outside her door?"Gotta do what you gotta do in order to be successful"
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11-13-2016, 09:51 AM #105Registered User
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"T-t-thanks y-y-you t-to"
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11-13-2016, 10:41 AM #106Delivering Negs
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Socks?
WTF?fist yourself
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11-13-2016, 10:47 AM #107Kobe The GOATBE
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Cliffs?
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11-13-2016, 10:55 AM #108OP is a crack addict and homosexualOriginally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
OP gets a new neighbour
OP gives said new neighbour a gift basket
OP runs home and proceeds playing with his analplug.sleep tight pupper
Don't wife a ho if she ain't got dat glow crew.
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11-13-2016, 11:01 AM #109duvajte ga klocevi
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lmfao in.
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11-13-2016, 11:21 AM #110Registered User
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lmao why are you hating OP so much ? he doesnt care what comes out of it so why not do it for the misc
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11-13-2016, 11:21 AM #111Who Nose?
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Lol at the haters downplaying the pussy pulling power of a meticulously prepared gift basket.
Bet op isn't reponding to the thread because he's all up in that angus
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11-13-2016, 03:24 PM #112Registered User
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Updates dammit I've been waiting all day.
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