What grinds your gears?

[illiniStrive]

women bartenders

like wtf I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE YOU STUPID BITCH I HAVE MONEY RIGHT HERE IT'S BEEN FOREVER I TIP WELL BUT NOW MAYBE NOT **** YOU*





*me (internally) monday night when I decided I'd rather be sober than ignored

[Lvisaa2]

women bartenders

like wtf I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE YOU STUPID BITCH I HAVE MONEY RIGHT HERE IT'S BEEN FOREVER I TIP WELL BUT NOW MAYBE NOT **** YOU*

*me (internally) monday night when I decided I'd rather be sober than ignored

Go to the gay bar... Profit??

[Leprechauns1021]

women bartenders

like wtf I'M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE YOU STUPID BITCH I HAVE MONEY RIGHT HERE IT'S BEEN FOREVER I TIP WELL BUT NOW MAYBE NOT **** YOU*





*me (internally) monday night when I decided I'd rather be sober than ignored

Lol. Sounds like typical female cattiness. Meow!

[illiniStrive]

Go to the gay bar... Profit??

more like only order from bartenders I know or go to the side with the guy working....

#femaleprobs

the girl was clearly new too... brb takes 5 min to make 3 whiskey cokes... ffs

[PR1MO]

People who put coke in whisky

[illiniStrive]

People who put coke in whisky

they weren't my drinks obv, she skipped over me every time

maybe she was raycist

[PhiSig2298]

they weren't my drinks obv, she skipped over me every time

maybe she was raycist

Said the angry black chick.




























Lee is on his way with a hug

[Leprechauns1021]

more like only order from bartenders I know or go to the side with the guy working....

#femaleprobs

the girl was clearly new too... brb takes 5 min to make 3 whiskey cokes... ffs

Hey, it's okay. If Lee was there, he'd come up behind you, gently brushing his girth against your ass, whilst saying "excuse me" (because he is so "wide framed"). Then he'd console you, hugging you until you forgot all your problems. His embrace would grow stronger as he would whisper ever so softly with his delicate lips, "ey gurl, w8 till u c my dik".

[illiniStrive]

Said the angry black chick.




























Lee is on his way with a hug

Hey, it's okay. If Lee was there, he'd come up behind you, gently brushing his girth against your ass, whilst saying "excuse me" (because he is so "wide framed"). Then he'd console you, hugging you until you forgot all your problems. His embrace would grow stronger as he would whisper ever so softly with his delicate lips, "ey gurl, w8 till u c my dik".

omg, I can't with you guys today lmfao

[BunkMoreland]

People who put coke in whisky

I like you

[PR1MO]

Hey, it's okay. If Lee was there, he'd come up behind you, gently brushing his girth against your ass, whilst saying "excuse me" (because he is so "wide framed"). Then he'd console you, hugging you until you forgot all your problems. His embrace would grow stronger as he would whisper ever so softly with his delicate lips, "ey gurl, w8 till u c my dik".

What ever happened to the Ying Yang twins? Or are they still around over there in gunland?

[PR1MO]

I like you

chicks dig tans

[BunkMoreland]

What ever happened to the Ying Yang twins? Or are they still around over there in gunland?

Pretty sure they're practicing law somewhere in Cleveland

[PhiSig2298]

What ever happened to the Ying Yang twins? Or are they still around over there in gunland?

What is a ying yang twin?



Edit: googled it up... my ears hate me

[Lvisaa2]

Hey, it's okay. If Lee was there, he'd come up behind you, gently brushing his girth against your ass, whilst saying "excuse me" (because he is so "wide framed"). Then he'd console you, hugging you until you forgot all your problems. His embrace would grow stronger as he would whisper ever so softly with his delicate lips, "ey gurl, w8 till u c my dik".

I want to wife you immediately.

[BunkMoreland]

What is a ying yang twin?



Edit: googled it up... my ears hate me

i bet you have david allen coe on your walkman

[PhiSig2298]

i bet you have david allen coe on your walkman

If that ain't country, I'l kiss your ass

[gymjunki3]

The use of the words brah and aesthetics. Using "brb" and "inb4" as bullet points. Pretty much everyone and everything on misc. Social media. 24/7 news channels. Hipsters and swag generation. Bible thumpers. White supremacists. Urban youths. 99% of the american italian population. Seinfeld. Soccer. Pink hat football fans. Fat people who can no longer walk

Fifa 209 national associations, kindly go feck yourself.

[djansen]

people that stick flyers on my door and windshield, makes me not want to go there. The nutrishop by my gym keeps sticking them in my windshield while im at the gym and now I refuse to set foot in one (not like I would anyway).

[rnacdaley]

This past weekend at the gym. Guy pulls into handicapped space driving approx $60k car. Throws up the handicapped sticker. Proceeds to enter the gym. Bench 240 with ease and various other free weight moves. After that spends another 30 minutes on the treadmill (at an incline!) before putting his coat back on and getting into his crookedly parked car in one of only 2 handicapped spaces.

That angered me.

[midcoastking33]

Fifa 209 national associations, kindly go feck yourself.

Lol fifa, even the video game is no fun

[fldhkybnva]

repped

[AdamWW]

i couldn't care less

See, that was proper.

[AdamWW]

You know what grinds my ****ING GEARS??? LVISAA2.

You son of a bitch. After reading your post, I started hugging every random girl I saw.

WELL GUESS WHAT MOTHER ****ER?? Now I have a restraining order from 3 different women, ONE OF THEM LIVES IN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX. So now I'm living out of the back of my car until I can find a new place.


Also, turns out one of them was 15. Now I'm a registered sex offender and can't go within 150ft of day cares.

Who cares right? Why do I need to go to day cares??

WELL MOTHER ****ER, TURNS OUT MY GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT. And guess what? We both go to school, so we are going to need a daycare. AND GUESS WHO CAN'T GO NEAR ONE?? BINGO, ****STICK.


So she left me to raise MY BABY without me because she also thinks it will be better if my child didn't know it's dad is a sex offender.



So **** you, LVISSA. You ruined my goddamn life.








On a serious note, Ice Cream Fitness' new sense of grandeur tussles my tassels pretty hard.

No one wants to make a joke about me?

[DaBubzy]

i bet you have david allen coe on your walkman

100% srs for my 12th birthday I got a battery powered CD player, a david allen coe greatest hits cd and a bb gun from my dad.



for things that tick me off, bras that bring there friends to the gym and then instead of telling there no-lifting friends to lift less, they lift the same as there lifting friends and then spot them as if its a row/curl

[DropitPJ]

•When a person smaller than you In the sense of ( lets say ) whatever body group you may be be hitting that day, gives you advice on form or tips on mass.. Really bro?

• inconsiderate people.

•REALLY overweight people who would rather SQUEEZE into seats and make two people uncomfortable as hell, than just stand and wait till someone gets up.

•People who TROLL through the Internet because they have nothing better to do with their free time.

[DaBubzy]

•When a person smaller than you In the sense of ( lets say ) whatever body group you may be be hitting that day, gives you advice on form or tips on mass.. Really bro?

• inconsiderate people.

•REALLY overweight people who would rather SQUEEZE into seats and make two people uncomfortable as hell, than just stand and wait till someone gets up.

•People who TROLL through the Internet because they have nothing better to do with their free time.

just b/c they aren't as big as you doesn't mean they are any less educated than you, and it surely doesn't make you perfect compared to them

way to show you're a d-bag tho, good job have fun bein' red

[Andrew_S]

This past weekend at the gym. Guy pulls into handicapped space driving approx $60k car. Throws up the handicapped sticker. Proceeds to enter the gym. Bench 240 with ease and various other free weight moves. After that spends another 30 minutes on the treadmill (at an incline!) before putting his coat back on and getting into his crookedly parked car in one of only 2 handicapped spaces.

That angered me.

Was he wearing all black and talking loudly about YouTube and 5x5 full body routines?

[BunkMoreland]

•People who TROLL through the Internet because they have nothing better to do with their free time.

(ven just pm'd me a real zinger. prepare your rimshots, you *******s (not rimjobs, quit wagging your tongue andrew))



do you even lift?

[Andrew_S]

(ven just pm'd me a real zinger. prepare your rimshots, you *******s (not rimjobs, quit wagging your tongue andrew))

I'd buy that for a dollar.