A Russian billionaire approaches you and gives you an offer.

[Eskimo]

I'd pay someone to smuggle me out of the country or just hide in my attic for a year.

[DustyRaptorEggs]

Yup. Upon accepting the offer, I will choke the billionaire to unconsciousness and kidnap him. He will be in my custody for a full year without access to a phone or the Internet. His mouth will be gagged and his wrists and ankles bound by handcuffs as he lives in a bathtub located in my basement. I will feed him with IVs and he can urinate and defecate in said tub until I come to hose him and his mess down the drain. After the year has passed I will collect my awards and then shoot him.

[ingoodtime]

Would cross the border into Mexico under disguise as a woman(yes drag queen style) then kill some self sufficient farmer family and assume their life. The only way brahs, can't leave any traces for him to track you

[wearshoodies]

lol at everyone thinking it would be easy to survive. this isnt the hunger games you fuking *******s. this is reel life.

[jro9999]

$100,000 to prepare makes it pretty easy i think

i'd drop $10,000 on buses, train fares, and flights to create a sh!t storm of possible places i'd go to

after that i'd hit up a casino with the $90,000 and gamble a little bit, try and win some more cash with the free bankroll. after that i'd cash out with new bills that the billionaire couldnt trace. once i got the money cleaned i'd stock up on supplies and head south to a warm climate. i'd stay off the grid, no bills, no cell phone, no internet, etc and live a simple and mellow life. probably get a dog for companionship and live nearby some water, go fishing, etc

[meatwagon20]

Brb once you survive for a year and go to claim your prize he kills you.

[Turamber]

To all the brahs saying "I'll live in the woods lol he'll never find me". Dis mofo is a billionaire he'll buy drones with heat sensing cameras and special op teams and chit to hunt you in the wild.

I'd go to NYC and try to blend in all incognito. Rent a chit apartment and only use cash to buy things if I left the place I'd wear masks and disguises. I'd change my residence every month or so. He'd never be able to get your trail in a city that large and then you'd just have to stay under the radar.

[BrokeBrahMtn]

With that much money I can afford

[Lougia]

If he won't approach my family or friends i'll just stay with them.

[nathan5]

First I will rob a local small town beta bank plus the $100k the Russian gave me then buy airplane tickets to South America. From there, I would have to find some contacts I have to pay in South America to help me find my way in and out of South America. Next thing, the jungles of South America. I will have a navigator I can pay and trust to guide me out of the jungles to a riverside to board a boat. From there I will ride with some pirates to Syria so I can join the insurgent brotherhood then I will explain to them that there's a $1,000,000,000 in for me and that I will split it if they are will to help (hay terrorists need money too but well....). Soon we will form a private club (exclusive to some insurgents) consist of 55 members. We will then travel back to South America to go clubbing then back to Syria (with a boat/ship no plane tickets). I will call the russian to bring the $1billion and his ass. We will meet and my private club (remember 55 hardcore, heavily armed, crazy mofos) we will have a gun fight shoot his ass then rob him. I will then split their cuts/shares 50/50.
Then open a Swiss-bank account in the Caymen islands, come back to the U.S like nothing happened. Easier said than done but fuk it challenge accepted.

[wassupjg]

live right under his nose as the new children's nanny disguised as an old women with the $100k, like Mrs Doubtfire but with less shenanigans and I could die at any moment

[lilcheezrat]

that feel when osama bin laden hid from an entire country for nearly a decade with probably only 10,000 dollars.

easy as ****

/thread

[Drew445]

are we allowed to kill him if he finds our location and is hunting for us?

lol at everyone thinking it would be easy to survive. this isnt the hunger games you fuking *******s. this is reel life.

lol osama hid for like what 15yrs? from the most powerful military + intelligence agency in the world

[Supearman]

I'd just do a makeover of myself.. Change hair, skin, get tanned as fuk, eye color etc

[blinkers88]

that feel when osama bin laden hid from an entire country for nearly a decade with probably only 10,000 dollars.

easy as ****

/thread

not sure if srs

[Wolvuk]

I'd get arrested for a year.

Stay in jail

Solitary confinement

WIN

u wot m8 if Heisenberg can kill 13 people in prison at the same time with a few 10 thousand, a billionaire could easily get you shanked. Probably bribe a prison guard to do it.

I'd book a trip on Virgin Galactic, then when we passed by the International Space Station I'd jump out and stowaway on it for a year.

[DatHobgoblin]

I'd pay someone to smuggle me out of the country or just hide in my attic for a year.

brb russian billionaire knocks on door, gives the guy whos smuggling you 500k to show him where you are and your dead

[rickjamesbeech]

are we allowed to kill him if he finds our location and is hunting for us?

I doubt he'll go looking for you personally and if you killed him you wouldn't get the money.

[Matt_SD]

that feel when osama bin laden hid from an entire country for nearly a decade with probably only 10,000 dollars.

easy as ****

/thread

Wizard

[OtterManlet]

brb he kills you anyway after the year is over. i wouldnt trust a russian billionaire

[veikejas]

Phukin lol at all stupid response.
He's a billionaire godamint.
Before month he will put your face name etc to everyknow camera and travel point.
What I would do.
Get fake passport,grow beard.possibly buy bike and survival kit,gun and go into wild somewhere in same country, possibly switch few times with people dressed same in cafes shops etc and boom it gone in place with no cameras etc

[xevolution]

If he won't harass your family why not just hide at family's house?


Brb easy $1,000,100,000 profit

[jro9999]

To all the brahs saying "I'll live in the woods lol he'll never find me". Dis mofo is a billionaire he'll buy drones with heat sensing cameras and special op teams and chit to hunt you in the wild.

I'd go to NYC and try to blend in all incognito. Rent a chit apartment and only use cash to buy things if I left the place I'd wear masks and disguises. I'd change my residence every month or so. He'd never be able to get your trail in a city that large and then you'd just have to stay under the radar.

what would "heat sensors" do? there's 7+ billion people on the planet, the heat sensors dont show you who the person is. there's no possible way to investigate the entire planet with heat sensors and check every person that shows up in the middle of the woods. it would take days to travel and see a guy who showed up on a heat sensor in the jungle in the amazon, even if you hired special ops from that country they'd still need to get all the way out there and see if it was you. there's not enough days in a lifetime let alone a year to take that approach considering the possibilities you could travel to

[Land_Down_Under]

Would get money laundered first so no way of tracing the cash. I would get a fake tan Oompa Loompa style and live in the Kimberly's in Northern Territory n fit in with the aboriginals n pay them to scout n track anyone n keep me fed n safe

[arlo235]

Nope. Everything at his disposal? And he has tons of money. Nah... and if hes offering its obvious he knows what hes doing and I don't. I would say hell nah and just ask for like 1000 dollars for free so I can spend it on college.

[Toguro]

-use my credit card, purchase plane tickets all over the world to throw him off.
-give my credit card and passport to some bum with $10,000 and another $10,000 if he goes to one of those places and keeps on the move. using my credit card to consistently buy train tickets, etc.
-stay near where I live, offer random person $80,000 to let me live with them for a year (give them fake name and background)
-be honest and tell them I'm having a competition with some rich russian brah if I can survive a year without him finding me, and if he keeps me safe/my secret I'll give him some of the money
-stay at home for an entire year miscing
-????
-profit

[Torpeda]

I would just stay at my home and continue with my life. He wouldn't expect this, would he?

[veikejas]

-use my credit card, purchase plane tickets all over the world to throw him off.
-give my credit card and passport to some bum with $10,000 and another $10,000 if he goes to one of those places and keeps on the move. using my credit card to consistently buy train tickets, etc.
-stay near where I live, offer random person $80,000 to let me live with them for a year (give them fake name and background)
-be honest and tell them I'm having a competition with some rich russian brah if I can survive a year without him finding me, and if he keeps me safe/my secret I'll give him some of the money
-stay at home for an entire year miscing
-????
-profit

Yeah as if they won't check it misc account brah

[Turamber]

what would "heat sensors" do? there's 7+ billion people on the planet, the heat sensors dont show you who the person is. there's no possible way to investigate the entire planet with heat sensors and check every person that shows up in the middle of the woods. it would take days to travel and see a guy who showed up on a heat sensor in the jungle in the amazon, even if you hired special ops from that country they'd still need to get all the way out there and see if it was you. there's not enough days in a lifetime let alone a year to take that approach considering the possibilities you could travel to

He's going do his homework and know roughly where you are in the world. If you go into some wilderness with phuck all people he can find anybody there with ease and then investigate them one at a time. Goodluck finding one person in NYC a city of some 8 million people and 20+ million in the wider area.

[DatHobgoblin]

pay osamas heads of staff couple grand to hide me where they hid him.. brb usa couldnt even find him brb hows one russian billonaire gona find me