Seriously critique this bikini for me

**robdog913** · 11-16-2006, 09:10 AM

mmmmmmmmmmm

**KennyK** · 11-16-2006, 09:12 AM

I understand the concept, but that's hard to pull off unless you have the right body.

Get it on Rosario Dawson or Roselyn Sanchez and then I can give you a proper critique.

**OntarioGuy** · 11-16-2006, 09:12 AM

http://www.sblades.com/ID-C10.php?Pr...e=SPslvset.jpg

Something like that looks cool.

**MagicElf** · 11-16-2006, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by Julie5150

I bet there are some skid marks on this chain here, lol. She doesn't look the cleanest plus she is camping!

**Julie5150** · 11-16-2006, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by NoWeakness

Show us a face picture of you in the mean time.

Very well..
Remember - I'm a Plain Jane:

**MagicElf** · 11-16-2006, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Julie5150

Very well..
Remember - I'm a Plain Jane:

You look much better than that skanky model. Lets see a full body shot in a thong next.

**KennyK** · 11-16-2006, 09:35 AM

Originally Posted by Julie5150

Very well..
Remember - I'm a Plain Jane:

Is that supposed to be a tie?

**nieze_01** · 11-16-2006, 09:35 AM

makes me think of this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ufaBKdY60w

**Blake Austin** · 11-16-2006, 09:40 AM

Sorry, but I don't like any of them. If I saw some woman on the beach wearing one, I'd be like WTF what an ugly stoopid bikini.

On a side note, Julie, you are much cuter than those models.

**skullcrusher45** · 11-16-2006, 09:41 AM

It would be a pretty cool swimsuit if you were going swimming with this guy:

**HitItHard** · 11-16-2006, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by nieze_01

makes me think of this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ufaBKdY60w

lol wtf

**Need4Advice** · 11-16-2006, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by Julie5150

Very well..
Remember - I'm a Plain Jane:

I dunno about you guys im laughing at this arrogant clown. She insults her models calling them ugly and then she posts her pic, and lets just say she aint no supermodel herself.

**Guest6666** · 11-16-2006, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Need4Advice

I dunno about you guys im laughing at this arrogant clown. She insults her models calling them ugly and then she posts her pic, and lets just say she aint no supermodel herself.

zing

**GymRookie** · 11-16-2006, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by Need4Advice

I dunno about you guys im laughing at this arrogant clown. She insults her models calling them ugly and then she posts her pic, and lets just say she aint no supermodel herself.

Need4Advice........seems everyone is right about you........you are a dumb FUK. Nothing wrong with her.

**Haywood Jablome** · 11-16-2006, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by skullcrusher45

It would be a pretty cool swimsuit if you were going swimming with this guy:

**really_stupid** · 11-16-2006, 10:04 AM

I really don't get the metal thing I guess... I find them all pretty stupid looking. Dunno guess its just me, i think that first girl looks like a nerd wearing that crap.

**Cobra5.0Jeep** · 11-16-2006, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Julie5150

LOL - This is not me! I wish I had a skinny little midsection and a perky ass....but I don't.
The chainmaille!! critique the maille! I know it's hard to look beyond the fleshy parts.

before I make more of these things I need to know if it's worth the time.

As for the tails - the weight of hte metal keeps them from floating....but good point, they could get tangled up and in the way.
Perhaps if I ditched the free-hanging tails and attached the tails to the bikini bottom with clips...or a tie around the back?

I don't think many people are going to buy this from you, i would think of a different design that normal people would wanna buy not weirdos.

**CandyStripes** · 11-16-2006, 10:13 AM

The first girl needs to shower, tan, wash her hair, style and cut her hair and she'll be decent looking.

She just looks really dirty.

**Stalwart Steve** · 11-16-2006, 10:15 AM

Yes basically.

**Mundungus** · 11-16-2006, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by soleus

As for the gal, 1/10..and yes i have had better.

I think everyone in the Misc section (even the ones that have only used their hand) have had better!

**Geno** · 11-16-2006, 10:33 AM

Julie that is one hell of a good job with the maille sweetie. Nice tatas

- well you've been talking about them and I couldn't help it.

The bikini looks good to me considering what the girl wants it for - the points and all fit her style nicely. The stripper peice looks great!! Necklace - I like the concept but agree that it needs colors that contrast loudly to really bring it out.

Hope this helps.

**Julie5150** · 11-16-2006, 10:34 AM

Yeah - the metal thing isn't for everyone.
Just like leather or latex.

*edit* Thank you Geno.
yeah, the stripper piece is my favorite. Took a hell of a long time but it turned out great.

**KennyK** · 11-16-2006, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Julie5150

Yeah - the metal thing isn't for everyone.
Just like leather or latex.

In the proper context it can be.

**Guest6666** · 11-16-2006, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Julie5150

Yeah - the metal thing isn't for everyone.
Just like leather or latex.

It's for coked out weirdos

**steeperdolphin** · 11-16-2006, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by nieze_01

makes me think of this

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ufaBKdY60w

hahahhahaaha ha LMAO

**steeperdolphin** · 11-16-2006, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Need4Advice

I dunno about you guys im laughing at this arrogant clown. She insults her models calling them ugly and then she posts her pic, and lets just say she aint no supermodel herself.

I would neg you if I thought it would do any good

**Julie5150** · 11-16-2006, 11:01 AM

I use to have some awesome pics of Mariusz Pudzianowski, Kyla Cole in maille - but I can't find them, now.

You all are great - I owe reps all over the place "You have given out too much reputation in the past 24 hours, try again later."

**C_Kent** · 11-16-2006, 11:02 AM

Needs more COWBELL

**two choices** · 11-16-2006, 11:03 AM

i think the first picture (the original one you're asking about) is the least attractive of all that you've posted. i don't really dig that outfit, but the rest of them are fine. especially if they were worn by the right lady *cough* big boobs *cough*